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Bride-to-be becomes pregnant after having sex with dwarf stripper on hen night...

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭BlaasForRafa


    Sounds like she got the short end of the stick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,476 ✭✭✭ardmacha


    Did she wear a snow white dress at the wedding?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,257 ✭✭✭Peist2007


    Explain........

    I could be wrong but didnt his missus run off with the dwarf after the kids were all grown up? Maybe i'm wrong


  • Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Peist2007 wrote: »
    I could be wrong but didnt his missus run off with the dwarf after the kids were all grown up? Maybe i'm wrong

    As I remember it she humped the dwarf - had his black midget babies - and he continued to pretend they were his. Something like that. I must watch it again now. I will put it on my to do list..... ah yes 2027 is free.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭dlouth15


    "Spanish news website Las Cinco del Dia (The Daily Five), which broke the story, said: ‘Neither her closest female friends nor her family knew she had had sex with the dwarf stripper."

    I don't believe that. They must have gnome.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Trying to work out who got the short end of the stick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,793 ✭✭✭FunLover18


    Hen Night FB updates

    22.15 Feeling Happy!

    04.30 Feeling Sleepy!

    *some months later*

    09.25 Feeling Dopey :(

    You left out the bit where the husband felt Grumpy when Doc told him the news.


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