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Bride-to-be becomes pregnant after having sex with dwarf stripper on hen night...

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    #2
    I am pie
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    One hell of a hen night.


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    #3
    padd b1975
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    Long story short....

    Always take precautions.


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    #4
    [Deleted User]
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    Was this not the story line of Me Myself and Irene?


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    #5
    Seriously?
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    That's going to be a short marriage. :D

    *I'll get my coat.


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    Pudsy33
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    padd b1975 wrote: »
    Long story short....

    Always take precautions.

    Long story short don't have sex with a stripper on your hen night.


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    donvito99
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    Peist2007
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Was this not the story line of Me Myself and Irene?

    Only if the dwarf in Me, Myself & Irene had some crazy time travelling semen


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    Macavity.
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    Midget pun


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    #10
    [Deleted User]
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    Peist2007 wrote: »
    Only if the dwarf in Me, Myself & Irene had some crazy time travelling semen

    Explain........


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    michellie
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    Dwarf stripper, for when your short on cash.


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    anncoates
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    She should have just tossed (off) the dwarf.


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    #13
    wazky
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    It's a tall tale.


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    The Backwards Man
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    That's Grimm


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    #15
    logically
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    All these puns are totally grown inducing.


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    Sinister Kid
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    Dwarf given colouring book & crayons in restaurant while out for meal with his fiancée

    http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/dwarf-offered-colouring-book-crayons-4413904


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    Karl Stein
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    Bit of a tall tale if you ask me.


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    #18
    preston johnny
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    He would make a terrible Father IMO, and would struggle to put food on the table


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    tomthetank
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    This is amazing


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    Birneybau
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    The baby was small consolation.


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    #21
    pickarooney
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    Hen Night FB updates

    22.15 Feeling Happy!

    04.30 Feeling Sleepy!

    *some months later*

    09.25 Feeling Dopey :(


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    Birneybau
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    pickarooney wrote: »
    Hen Night FB updates

    22.15 Feeling Happy!

    04.30 Feeling Sleepy!

    *some months later*

    09.25 Feeling Dopey :(

    Couple of weeks later....Feeling sick


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    jimgoose
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    Looks like 'tis true - the small jockey have the big whip, bah. :cool:


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    Macavity.
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    Karl Stein wrote: »
    Bit of a tall tale if you ask me.

    Yup, you really needed to put the "tall" in italics and underline it. I'm sure, even in the context of this thread, nobody would have got it.


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    mikeym
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    She should marry the stripper.


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    #26
    wingbacknr5
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    Maybe she was just trying to cheer him up, its well known 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.


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    fedor.2.
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    This is bringing the laughs


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    Karl Stein
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    Macavity. wrote: »
    Yup, you really needed to put the "tall" in italics and underline it. I'm sure, even in the context of this thread, nobody would have got it.

    That's the joke.


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    ceadaoin.
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    Sinister Kid wrote: »
    Dwarf given colouring book & crayons in restaurant while out for meal with his fiancée

    http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/dwarf-offered-colouring-book-crayons-4413904


    “I have often thought from an early age ‘Who would want to marry me, a dwarf from Wales?’

    :pac:


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    Mr.McLovin
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    You often go along with a normal stripper who blindfolds the woman and then you take his place and pretend it's him that's still dancing.

    I wonder did the crafty little beggar throw it in while she was still blindfolded :pac:


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    Wompa1
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    Sucks to be that husband!


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