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Bride-to-be becomes pregnant after having sex with dwarf stripper on hen night...

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    #32
    BlaasForRafa
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    Sounds like she got the short end of the stick


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    #33
    ardmacha
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    Did she wear a snow white dress at the wedding?


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    #34
    Peist2007
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Explain........

    I could be wrong but didnt his missus run off with the dwarf after the kids were all grown up? Maybe i'm wrong


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    #35
    [Deleted User]
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    Peist2007 wrote: »
    I could be wrong but didnt his missus run off with the dwarf after the kids were all grown up? Maybe i'm wrong

    As I remember it she humped the dwarf - had his black midget babies - and he continued to pretend they were his. Something like that. I must watch it again now. I will put it on my to do list..... ah yes 2027 is free.


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    #36
    dlouth15
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    "Spanish news website Las Cinco del Dia (The Daily Five), which broke the story, said: ‘Neither her closest female friends nor her family knew she had had sex with the dwarf stripper."

    I don't believe that. They must have gnome.


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    Greenmachine
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    Trying to work out who got the short end of the stick.


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    #38
    FunLover18
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    pickarooney wrote: »
    Hen Night FB updates

    22.15 Feeling Happy!

    04.30 Feeling Sleepy!

    *some months later*

    09.25 Feeling Dopey :(

    You left out the bit where the husband felt Grumpy when Doc told him the news.


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