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what gives you gas

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Had a couple of pints of stout last night. Seeped out a couple of growlers this morning that would strip chrome from a hitch. Extremely obnoxious.

    O Hai Bantam!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    byronbay2 wrote: »
    Pardon my stupidity: You boil cabbage and then drink the water? Do you also eat the cabbage?

    No, don't be daft , the cabbage is used as a hair restorer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Menthos into a bottle of coke - Boush - gas. I have no idea why they don't use this to power the world. It is both efficient and environmentally friendly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Cheerios.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    mike_ie wrote: »
    Nowt worse than the Guinness farts...

    I beg to differ, Guinness farts and Tayto cheese n Onion. There was fog.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭bitemeluis


    Texaco


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Marrowfat peas. I should call NASA and advise them I've discovered an alternative to jet propulsion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 811 ✭✭✭cassid


    my 5 year old told this evening when I rub his hand I make him fart. I told him its because he is nice and relaxed cuddled up with his mammy but he preferred his own reasoning, which is far enough. I think it was the sub way sandwiches we had today as a treat, some serious farting in our house this evening


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mike_ie wrote: »
    Nowt worse than the Guinness farts...
    Plus a couple of large bags of Dry roasted peanuts.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭delw


    fryup wrote: »
    Surprisingly beans don't seem to have an effect on me

    for me its......apples...it plays havoc with my insides...within an hour of eating an apple i'm farting like a dog:o

    soup also, and of course beer

    and you....
    I give you gas :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,598 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Caramelised onions, never again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,458 ✭✭✭Dartz


    Three pages on a 'gas' thread without anyone mentioning the Nazis. After hours have changed.

    Also, unpasteurised cheese gives me all three phases.


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dartz wrote: »
    Three pages on a 'gas' thread without anyone mentioning the Nazis. After hours have changed.
    ISIS have stolen their thunder, anyway that's giving gas not passing it. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭131spanner


    I remember I once had Cidona and Murray mints. It was horrific.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,458 ✭✭✭Dartz


    ISIS have stolen their thunder, anyway that's giving gas not passing it. :pac:

    Anyway you slice it, the Daesh are evil, but the Nazi's were evil in snazy uniforms.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 464 ✭✭The Th!ng


    Rotten eggs, dillisk, butter milk, and beetroot.


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