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what gives you gas

  • 26-09-2014 06:00PM
    #1
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭


    Surprisingly beans don't seem to have an effect on me

    for me its......apples...it plays havoc with my insides...within an hour of eating an apple i'm farting like a dog:o

    soup also, and of course beer

    and you....


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Comments

  • #2
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Calor


  • #3
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Flo


  • #4
    aidoh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭aidoh


    Popcorn.

    And Brussels sprouts, of course.


  • #5
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,712 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Russia


  • #6
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    2H+ + 2e = H2


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  • #7
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    A rake of Guiness


  • #8
    Tokyo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,655 ✭✭✭✭Tokyo


    biko wrote: »
    A rake of Guiness

    Nowt worse than the Guinness farts...


  • #9
    Miss Lizzie Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/CAN-ON-PetroCanada-7314MarkhamRd-FuelPump11b-2005Jun12.JPG


  • #10
    akura
    Closed Accounts Posts: 497 ✭✭akura


    Pasta


  • #11
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    mike_ie wrote: »
    Nowt worse than the Guinness farts...

    Guinness trots..


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  • #12
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,722 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Indian food. Then, when I do fart, it smells the exact same. I sometimes ponder putting a piece of bread down my arse crack and having Indian flavoured bread


  • #13
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    antodeco wrote: »
    Indian food. Then, when I do fart, it smells the exact same. I sometimes ponder putting a piece of bread down my arse crack and having Indian flavoured bread

    There's actually a TV cookery show specifically devoted to that on TG4.


  • #14
    Chocolate Lions
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭Chocolate Lions


    Sugars.


  • #15
    750X
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15 ✭750X


    Canister.


  • #16
    Sound of Silence
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭Sound of Silence


    Protein shakes.

    Dear God, the smell...


  • #17
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Cabbage water......runny gas at that


  • #18
    csallmighty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 650 ✭✭✭csallmighty


    Eggs, onions and Guinness.

    Not all at the same time btw.


  • #19
    Nono Toure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 312 ✭✭Nono Toure


    ..


  • #20
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    My antidepressants :pac: not even joking.

    Also beer and caffeine. I feel sorry for my boyfriend, i fart a lot in my sleep


  • #21
    DLMA23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 291 ✭✭DLMA23


    Fizzy cola bottles


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  • #22
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    green_screen wrote: »
    My antidepressants :pac: not even joking.

    Also beer and caffeine. I feel sorry for my boyfriend, i fart a lot in my sleep


    Is that what it is? :eek:

    I drink a fierce amount of coffee, it all makes sense now :pac:


  • #23
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Cauliflower and broccoli are the great fart enablers.


  • #24
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    Anything deep fried.

    I miss out on all the best food :(


  • #25
    philstar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭philstar


    fizzy drinks usually


  • #26
    Hoop66
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,273 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    mike_ie wrote: »
    Nowt worse than the Guinness farts...

    Guinness and roast chicken. They even bring tears to my eyes.


  • #27
    kieran.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭kieran.


    mike_ie wrote: »
    Nowt worse than the Guinness farts...

    My ass currently begs to differ...... I'll see your Guinness and raise you a indian Kebab:cool:


  • #28
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    I drank fosters twice in my life. Both times produced the most wretched smell ever to eminate from my hole. It was like someone else farted.


  • #29
    byronbay2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭byronbay2


    Molester Stallone II wrote: »
    Cabbage water......runny gas at that

    Pardon my stupidity: You boil cabbage and then drink the water? Do you also eat the cabbage?


  • #30
    Davarus Walrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    Had a couple of pints of stout last night. Seeped out a couple of growlers this morning that would strip chrome from a hitch. Extremely obnoxious.


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  • #31
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,060 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Nothing. I fart regardless of what I eat. But they only smell bad if I eat eggs.


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