How to get an Asian girlfriend?

fuzzydunlop85 · 22-09-2014 04:19PM

Seriously op if you've a degree go out to South Korea and teach English, Seoul is a class place to live for a couple years.

DaveDaRave · 22-09-2014 04:27PM

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

22-09-2014 04:27PM

SuperOito wrote: »

Impress her father in with your martial arts skills and business acumen. Quids in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev0Dm5qX0bU

jpc1 · 22-09-2014 04:30PM

DaveDaRave wrote: »

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

A 27 year old going to High school? 90210 Tokyo Class?????

TheBandicoot · 22-09-2014 04:32PM

DaveDaRave wrote: »

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

Howdy, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

Beano · 22-09-2014 04:34PM

FullblownRose wrote: »

I was going to say..there's nothing wrong with preferring Asian women. No different to preferring blondes to brunettes. Lots of people seem to have their preferences. I've seen very few ugly Asian women!

you havent looked hard enough. There are as many ugly asian women as there are ugly european women.

Beano · 22-09-2014 04:35PM

Cienciano wrote: »

Go to Bangkok, go to any bar near Khao San Road. You won't be able to leave without a girlfriend.

Apparently one night there will make a hard man humble.

Links234 · 22-09-2014 04:43PM

DaveDaRave wrote: »

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

Whoever wrote that copypasta did so with the intent of causing anyone who knows even a tiny bit about Japanese to twitch uncontrollably with frustration... Well done, you're an evil genius whoever you are

The Diabolical Monocle · 22-09-2014 04:47PM

Links234 wrote: »

>_<

Racialist.

ScumLord · 22-09-2014 04:50PM

DaveDaRave wrote: »

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth.

Nonsense, a katanas steel is guesswork based on superstition, it's no match for scientifically produced standardised steel.

Donald73 · 22-09-2014 04:53PM

OP get MrMiyagi to give you a bit of training, then go to Japan and you'll get a chick no problemo

Tarzana · 22-09-2014 04:57PM

Links234 wrote: »

Ok, you want some serious and practical advise? A guy who wants to date an asian woman just because she's asian comes across as creepy and fetishic. Stop seeing them as some exotic "glamourous geishas" and start seeing them as people. Then, maybe if you actually try asking someone out on a date, you might want to see if your personalities match or you click on some level, and you know, try build a relationship from there.

This!

There's no specific advice one can give for chatting up Asian women, as they are not a hive mind. Giving some tailored advice would not only be misguided, but kinda racist. They are people, talk to them.

Tarzana · 22-09-2014 04:59PM

Bambi wrote: »

They age fast in our climate OP be warned

Oh noes, AGING WOMEN! Aaaaahhhh, run OP, run!

Egginacup · 22-09-2014 05:08PM

There's a Korean pub on Parnell street.. you could have a look.

ScumLord · 22-09-2014 05:12PM

Egginacup wrote: »

There's a Korean pub on Parnell street.. you could have a look.

Good Korea or naughty Korea?

The Diabolical Monocle · 22-09-2014 05:19PM

Egginacup wrote: »

There's a Korean pub on Parnell street.. you could have a look.

the noodle bar ??

Dayum · 22-09-2014 05:19PM

I'd imagine you should go to Asia.

jam_mac_jam · 22-09-2014 05:25PM

As there are quite a lot of them I would say a catch all tip would be difficult. ...

omerin · 22-09-2014 05:27PM

Take this man's advice and have nothing to do with them asians, instead try to find a sweet Irish cailín (good luck with that)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJPTqWtv8IQ

RDM_83 again · 22-09-2014 05:28PM

Egginacup wrote: »

There's a Korean pub on Parnell street.. you could have a look.

Don't ruin a nice place with making it a magnet for undersexed nerds :-( also generally seems to be mainly spanish and dublin crusty types in the bar part.

SpaceTime · 22-09-2014 05:35PM

Just either go to an Asian country, or start turning up at Asian festivals like Chinese New Year and talk to people from Asia in general, they're mostly very friendly.

TheBandicoot · 22-09-2014 05:40PM

Would I not need to speak one of the languages?

Nomis21 · 22-09-2014 06:39PM

handlemaster wrote: »

Language exchange my friend.. putty in the Hand...

He's dead right there.

I had a few stay with me from couchsurfing. They all looked for Irish boys on language exchange websites.

22-09-2014 06:41PM

Dr. Mantis Toboggan wrote: »

You need to put on your best fedora, doff aforementioned hat to asian m'ladies and let her know that you are into the strangest of hentai porn going.

Probably no harm to tell her you are an atheist too and a level 68 warlock in World of Warcraft.

Pff. Level 68 won't impress anyone

ireland.man · 22-09-2014 06:55PM

I will say this, Korean culture has very high physical standards for both men and women. If you're not tall, very classically good looking, white, clean shaven and dressed fashionably (with an American accent preferably), you'll find it much harder to meet/ date locals there. Koreans call themselves the Italians of Asia and unfortunately with good reason

Now if you've few of the above traits but you show a genuine interest in the culture and have a great personality you'll meet plenty of women I'm sure but I assume any man who travels thousands of miles just to date 'an Asian' and doesn't have any sense of a distinction between China, Japan and Korea will probably spend a very bitter few years in Seoul!

eyescreamcone · 22-09-2014 07:04PM

TheBandicoot wrote: »

Would I not need to speak one of the languages?

I usually use numbers
14,36,69,53 etc

fleet_admiral · 22-09-2014 07:08PM

Have a penis bigger than 3 inches and your in

How Soon Is Now · 22-09-2014 07:16PM

Never seen the big deal with Asian women or men for that matter. Think they all mostly look mental.

The accents and voices are so bloody annoying as well. Add in the fact most are built like twigs a strong fart would break them!.

EazyD · 22-09-2014 07:24PM

FullblownRose wrote: »

I was going to say..there's nothing wrong with preferring Asian women. No different to preferring blondes to brunettes. Lots of people seem to have their preferences. I've seen very few ugly Asian women!

That's one thing I don't get really though. My gf's family are from Hong Kong, she was born and raised here, as Irish as me or any of my family, but in terms of attraction I don't exclusively have preferences by race, I just appreciate a good looking woman with a personality, no matter where they came from, I thought most guys would be more or less the same in that regard?

stefan idiot jones · 22-09-2014 07:28PM

What you really need to do OP is dress up like a middle aged Australian man.
They've all got one here in Brisbane. One of the first things I noticed when I arrived was the amount of white male Australians with younger Asian females.
And only once have I seen it reversed, a younger white female with an older Asian male.
I'll put you up for a few weeks if anyone's interested in shopping for a new bride here. Remember, we are now starting our summer so pack light and don't forget your sunnies.

How to get an Asian girlfriend?

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