How to get an Asian girlfriend?

TheBandicoot

So, I've been seeing lots of young Irish lads around Dublin with their arms around east Asian(Chinese, Korean, Japanese) girlfriends/wifes lately, both looking madly in love and having the times of their lives. Many of these women are stunners IMHO What I want to know is, is there a trick to getting into a relationship with these glamorous geishas? Do I need to speak the language, meet the parents? Do I meet them here and take them under my shoulder as a true Dub guide, or fly out there and bring them to see my home country?

MadYaker

A lot meet through college id say.

The Master

Mail order

Fizman

Their language is Western Union Money Transfer.

If you speak it, they will come.

eamonnq

I think you would need to 'connect on a deeper level'.

Links234

TheBandicoot wrote: »

What I want to know is, is there a trick to getting into a relationship with these glamorous geishas?

>_<

That's my quota of cringe for the whole week used up :pac:

handlemaster

Language exchange my friend.. putty in the Hand...

iDave

Go to Asia

Iwasfrozen

TheBandicoot wrote: »

So, I've been seeing lots of young Irish lads around Dublin with their arms around east Asian(Chinese, Korean, Japanese) girlfriends/wifes lately, both looking madly in love and having the times of their lives. Many of these women are stunners IMHO What I want to know is, is there a trick to getting into a relationship with these glamorous geishas? Do I need to speak the language, meet the parents? Do I meet them here and take them under my shoulder as a true Dub guide, or fly out there and bring them to see my home country?

The same way you attract any other human being. Dress decently, speak decently and act decently towards them.

whiskeyman

A great bunch of ladies

TheBandicoot

Links234 wrote: »

>_<

That's my quota of cringe for the whole week used up :pac:

Needed to throw a bit of alliteration into that OP, best I could come up with at short notice

caolfx

Impress her father in with your martial arts skills and business acumen. Quids in.

the groutch

10 dollar they love you long time.

Challenge her to a Pokémon battle and show off your manly strength by winning her gym badge (and thus her heart). Word of caution: if she has a Miltank, you're fúcked!

beano345

Learn origami op

Fizman

the groutch wrote: »

10 dollar they love you long time.

Ten dolla too beaucoup.

BoJack Horseman

Peter Griffin wrote:

They'll do what you want. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You better believe it, buddy. They will do what you want because they know, they know what you want.
Oh, oh, oh, don't be afraid. Don't be afraid.
I won't hurt you. I won't hurt you.
Me big American man.

Seriously though.
Would love to hook up with a Japanese/Korean chick.

Specialun

Im mad h@rney for black women lately

Adamantium

Charm her with your world knowledge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO4F98vflZA

TheBandicoot

BoJack Horseman wrote: »

Would love to hook up with a Japanese/Korean chick.

I know man, tell me about it. Hence the thread.

Are there any locations where they congregate that I should be looking at? Native food joints or something?

fuzzydunlop85

Teach English in Korea OP

wazky

Dip your lad in a Koka noodles, like jam to a fly to them Asian ones.

BoJack Horseman

TheBandicoot wrote: »

I know man, tell me about it. Hence the thread.

Are there any locations where they congregate that I should be looking at? Native food joints or something?

Any restaurant that has 'garden' in the title is a good bet.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan

You need to put on your best fedora, doff aforementioned hat to asian m'ladies and let her know that you are into the strangest of hentai porn going.

Probably no harm to tell her you are an atheist too and a level 68 warlock in World of Warcraft.

TheBandicoot

Dr. Mantis Toboggan wrote: »

You need to put on your best fedora, doff aforementioned hat to asian m'ladies and let her know that you are into the strangest of hentai porn going.

Probably no harm to tell her you are an atheist too and a level 68 warlock in World of Warcraft.

Should I tell them how kawaii I think they are, and ask them if they would like me to become their oni-chan?

TheSheriff

Step 1: Amass a collection of electronics which are broke - asians love electronics

Step 2: Leave said broken electronics somewhere in your bedroom

Step 3: Wait for asians to come and try to fix electronics

Wossack

TheBandicoot wrote: »

I know man, tell me about it. Hence the thread.

Are there any locations where they congregate that I should be looking at? Native food joints or something?

bit of a secret, Ill let you in on... Japan, its feckin full of Japanese chicks

Tombi!

Walk up to a girl from China or Korea and ask them to be your geisha for the night.

Report back with how hard the slap was.

In seriousness, like you meet any other f**king woman... you just see one, talk to one and hope for the best.

Links234

TheBandicoot wrote: »

Should I tell them how kawaii I think they are, and ask them if they would like me to become their oni-chan?

you want to become their older brother

GLaDOS

This thread makes me weep for humanity

TheBandicoot

ScienceNerd wrote: »

This thread makes me weep for humanity

Me too, the lack of serious replies and practical advice is very disheartening.

TheSheriff

In fairness the OP should know better than to ask this on AH

TheBandicoot

TheSheriff wrote: »

In fairness the OP should know better than to ask this on AH

Oh, I'm on AH? Oops, wrong 'A' forum, should have posted this thread over here with the real experts on the Asian dating scene.

Tombi!

TheSheriff wrote: »

In fairness the OP should know better than to ask this on AH

In fairness what kind of a question is this to ask?
"I see Asian women with white men in person. How do I get an Asian girlfriend?"
I mean it's not like he's asking how to go to japan and pick up women there. All the advice that can be given is "go and speak to them".

Potatoeman

TheBandicoot wrote: »

Oh, I'm on AH? Oops, wrong 'A' forum, should have posted this thread over here with the real experts on the Asian dating scene.

After Asians?

whiskeyman

try plentyofsushi.com

Adamantium

Potatoeman wrote: »

After Asians?

Frankie Boyle: Just looking down at the names of this Chinese team sure is making me feel hungry!

Dr. Mantis Toboggan

TheBandicoot wrote: »

Should I tell them how kawaii I think they are, and ask them if they would like me to become their oni-chan?

I have no idea what this means, but yes by all means, tell them that.

Links234

TheBandicoot wrote: »

Me too, the lack of serious replies and practical advice is very disheartening.

Ok, you want some serious and practical advise? A guy who wants to date an asian woman just because she's asian comes across as creepy and fetishic. Stop seeing them as some exotic "glamourous geishas" and start seeing them as people. Then, maybe if you actually try asking someone out on a date, you might want to see if your personalities match or you click on some level, and you know, try build a relationship from there.

eamonnq

BoJack Horseman wrote: »

Seriously though.
Would love to hook up with a Japanese/Korean chick.

That is the spirit, just tell them that, and let us know how you get on ?

whiskeyman

Links234 wrote: »

A guy who wants to date a asian woman just because she's asian a woman comes across as creepy and fetishic. .

fyp

sunshine and showers

Until he goes off and considers his life choices and terrible thread OP needs to not talk to Asian women. Or any women for that matter...

TheBandicoot

Links234 wrote: »

Ok, you want some serious and practical advise? A guy who wants to date an asian woman just because she's asian comes across as creepy and fetishic. Stop seeing them as some exotic "glamourous geishas" and start seeing them as people. Then, maybe if you actually try asking someone out on a date, you might want to see if your personalities match or you click on some level, and you know, try build a relationship from there.

If we want to get serious, I don't actually want advice. I'm not interested in a relationship with any woman, since I'm not confident in my own appearance and life* at the moment, and even if I was, I really really don't think romantic relationships are worth it. It is way too much like hard work, fair ****s do the guys who do manage it, but I can't be arsed- would rather focus on myself and my career and stuff. I am physically attracted to Asian women(am I not allowed to have a preference and find certain body types attractive without that being creepy?) and one day I would like to visit east Asia and explore what life is like out there, so that gave me the idea for a bit of a fun thread.

But this isn't a serious thread, it's a bit of lightheartned fun on a Monday lunchtime. Don't get so invested in it

*translation : I am fat hairy out of shape and live with my parents- I have the cop on to improve myself a bit before trying to get some poor woman involved in my life

Ficheall

Move to Birmingham.

Dyr

They age fast in our climate OP be warned

wazky

Bambi wrote: »

They age fast in our climate OP be warned

And they haven't a clue how to cook a good dinner either, only that sushi bollocks.

DellyBelly

I know in Australia they say an Asian girlfriend is for a guy who is to lazy to masterb....

TheBandicoot

Bambi wrote: »

They age fast in our climate OP be warned

Good point

Sh1tbag OToole

Be fierce careful what you wish for..

TheBandicoot

whiskeyman wrote: »

try plentyofsushi.com

only good post in the thread.

Links234

TheBandicoot wrote: »

I'm not interested in a relationship with any woman, since I'm not confident in my own appearance and life at the moment, and even if I was, I really really don't think romantic relationships are worth it. It is way too much like hard work, fair ****s do the guys who do manage it, but I can't be arsed- would rather focus on myself and my career and stuff.

Now I feel bad