Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

eisenberg1 · 20-09-2014 01:35PM

Vel wrote: »

Being, *cough*, 'in the mood', planning an 'early' night and arriving upstairs to find the OH doubled over in agony on the toliet evacuating the contents of his stomach due to some bug. Killed the 'mood' quite quickly did that!!

That's the male version of the "headache":D

Miss Lizzie Jones · 20-09-2014 01:47PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

That's the male version of the "headache":D

Speaking of headaches, I'm trivially annoyed that I woke up with one.

Vel · 20-09-2014 01:51PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

That's the male version of the "headache":D

It was an Oscar worthy performance!

Pity the window is firmly shut now for another few months!!!:D

Miss Lizzie Jones · 20-09-2014 01:52PM

Vel wrote: »

It was an Oscar worthy performance!

Pity the window is firmly shut now for another few months!!!:D

Months!! :O :O

Gawd that would more then trivially annoy me!!

groucho marx · 20-09-2014 01:53PM

Eww that stories even put me off.
I wouldnt of followed him into the loo though;-)

Vel · 20-09-2014 01:54PM

My children regularly humiliate me in public. I was reminded of an incident as I queued up for some chicken fillets today!

While in the queue in the butchers a couple of months ago:

Middle Child: pointing in the the general direction of my chest, 'Are those your boobs mummy? Nanny has the same boobs. I was looking at them when we were at her house'

I decide to ignore her and studiously study the steak. I've gotten away with this one I think smugly to myself, until I hear Youngest Child's wee voice piping up from the buggy, 'Boobs mummy. Your boobs mummy. Mummy Mummy, me see boobs' She gradually gets louders until she is pretty much just screaming the word 'boobs' at the top of her voice all over the shop.

Vel · 20-09-2014 01:55PM

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

Months!! :O :O

Gawd that would more then trivially annoy me!!

I'm the one in control of the window :pac::D:pac:

groucho marx · 20-09-2014 02:05PM

Is window a metaphor :-S

czechlin · 20-09-2014 02:29PM

Vel wrote: »

It was an Oscar worthy performance!

Pity the window is firmly shut now for another few months!!!:D

MONTHS!? :eek:

Vel · 20-09-2014 02:48PM

czechlin wrote: »

MONTHS!? :eek:

Lads, it was tongue in cheek (whch cheek? huh huh!!).

Miss Lizzie Jones · 20-09-2014 02:52PM

Vel wrote: »

Lads, it was tongue in cheek (whch cheek? huh huh!!).

If the window is closed then I'd say face cheeks.

eisenberg1 · 20-09-2014 02:57PM

Vel wrote: »

Lads, it was tongue in cheek (whch cheek? huh huh!!).

I thought you were going to prison....:D

gramar · 20-09-2014 03:02PM

Phone rang at 10am and it was one of those Indians who wanted to fix my windows.
After stumbling through a bit of Spanish I told him to go for it in English and he have me a big
spiel about viruses and all sorts. I asked him if he thought people were really that fcuking stupid
and that everyone and his dog knew it was a scam to which he promply hung up.

Pumpkinseeds · 20-09-2014 05:15PM

Rachel Allen. I was queuing in Dunnes today and noticed that she's on this weeks RTE Guide cover AGAIN. What the actual fcuk does she have to say in an interview that she hasn't already said.

She must be interviewed in the RTE Guide at least once a quarter. I haven't bought that rag for years.

0byme75341jo28 · 20-09-2014 08:10PM

When you're going for a creep on Facebook and accidentally like a photo of some scantily-clad young wan on a night out.

SuperGrover · 20-09-2014 09:07PM

Wine flies

Pumpkinseeds · 20-09-2014 09:12PM

Fcuking nightmare neighbours are having another party. It's like listening to a group of Bevis and Buttheads. Loud and very very annoying.:mad:

groucho marx · 20-09-2014 09:14PM

The guests on graham norton tonight

eisenberg1 · 20-09-2014 09:57PM

SuperGrover wrote: »

Wine flies

No it doesn't, that's projectile vomit:D

tomwaterford · 20-09-2014 10:11PM

being sick!!!:(

and know-it-alls.....a new apprentice started in work a few weeks ago....was asked to show him something basic enough today (asking me:pac::pac:)

I showed him and then he proceded to to tell me I was wrong...and I after doing hundreds of them....and that the arsehole farmer he worked for last summer did it different...and this caused repeated brakeages....but jesus no...I was the one was wrong:rolleyes::rolleyes::mad:

thank god...the main lad in work is back Monday...he can show him:D:D

Wanderer2010 · 20-09-2014 10:39PM

People who say they are going to leave their job because they bought a house closer to their county and then stay in the job anyway because they are so used to it and have the group of mates, work they are familiar with etc that they end up either dragging the ar$e out of leaving for months or even years or just end up staying in the job and commuting as they always did. Make your mind up!

Aidric · 20-09-2014 10:55PM

'The best British film since...' immediately tune out.

eisenberg1 · 21-09-2014 12:18AM

Aidric wrote: »

'The best British film since...' immediately tune out.

Discuss

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 21-09-2014 12:51PM

Fashion bloggers who put something deadly up but too late. One of the blogs I follow had this amazing kimono with this pink dress. The kimono was from pennies and is honestly one of the nicest I've ever seen.

So, I ring up 4 different pennies looking for this kimono on the off chance they had my size, and I'd get the OH to go pick it up later. All 4 of them were like "no, that's summer stock. They're gone weeks".

ARAGH!!!

she only put it up this morning. Tease.

Czarcasm · 21-09-2014 01:56PM

I have no interest in football at all, but I got invited to go for a few drinks with the lads for the match (Man U vs Leicester) so I said why not?

I'm sitting here with a crowd of lads all with their phones out and I'm the only one watching the match??

If you can't beat 'em

efb · 21-09-2014 01:57PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

I have no interest in football at all, but I got invited to go for a few drinks with the lads for the match (Man U vs Leicester).

I'm sitting here with a crowd of lads all with their penises out and I'm the only one watching the match??

If you can't beat 'em

fyp. circle jerk ftw

0byme75341jo28 · 21-09-2014 02:16PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

I have no interest in football at all, but I got invited to go for a few drinks with the lads for the match (Man U vs Leicester) so I said why not?

I'm sitting here with a crowd of lads all with their phones out and I'm the only one watching the match??

If you can't beat 'em

Here's a good suggestion:

Say "D'you know that Gerrard fella? I've always thought he was very average.".

It'll get them talking at least, make sure there's a few Liverpool fans nearby as well though

:P

Pumpkinseeds · 21-09-2014 04:25PM

I love when Mr Pumpkinseeds cleans the bathroom, the trivially annoying bit is that he never dries the toilet seat and I always forget that he never dries the seat, until I'm sliding off it.

redfacedbear · 21-09-2014 04:29PM

GAA commentators who insist on pronouncing Carl as Carol

deise08 · 21-09-2014 10:14PM

People who whistle their 's's.
people who sh their 's's.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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