Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

honeygirl

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Went to the toilet on my floor in the office. Cubicle taken.
Went to the toilet on the next floor down. Toilet smeared EVERYWHERE with sh*t.
Went to the ground floor, no jacks roll.

Jeekers that sounds like a nightmare!

Aglomerado

honeygirl wrote: »

Jeekers that sounds like a nightmare!

These people should be taken out and beaten!

Boom_Bap

honeygirl wrote: »

Jeekers that sounds like a nightmare!

Yeah, that and taking 2 flights of stairs down doing the peacock struts.
And then the 2 back up to go to the original jacks that was now free with a warm seat.

LynnGrace

MsBubbles wrote: »

LexieonRale this happened about 2 months ago, Tbh I'm enjoying the peace and quiet.

Good stuff!
I had moved elsewhere by the time the one I mentioned finally got found out, but I heard what happened. I think she reined in her 'funny' comments, after that.

McChubbin

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Get someone to give you a massage.

Micheal Fassbender is not available.

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McChubbin wrote: »

Micheal Fassbender is not available.

I'll send him over when I'm done with him

Boom_Bap

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'll send him over when I'm done with him

Tell him to stop off at my office and clean the jacks on the first floor on the way.

Bring rubber gloves and hand sanitizer.

Aglomerado

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Tell him to stop off at my office and clean the jacks on the first floor on the way.

Bring rubber gloves and hand sanitizer.

And then come to mine. I've just witnessed yet another sh"t explosion in the "Ladies'".
:mad:

MsBubbles

Oh for heaven's sake. What is wrong with people who leave a stinky mess in a public loo ? Yuck Yuck Yuck.

Aglomerado

MsBubbles wrote: »

Oh for heaven's sake. What is wrong with people who leave a stinky mess in a public loo ? Yuck Yuck Yuck.

It's one of the things that really makes me angry.
If I have to go in one, I always make sure that the bowl is clean!

Pumpkinseeds

1 of our cats has just introduced himself to new neighbours by bitch slapping 1 of their young cats. Not much of a welcome to the neighbourhood for the new felines.:rolleyes:

MsBubbles

Aglomerado I'm particular about cleaning the loo after I used it. I was raised to clean up after myself obviously other people didn't receive the upbringing.

Ghost Buster

Out of tune radios. I have to tune it, hit it or leave the room I find it that annoying. Much of my working day is spent up a ladder and i got into such a temper with a radio one day that I instantly learned how to do that cool 'slide down the stiles' way of getting down in a hurry and drop kicked the ****er....

jimgoose

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Out of tune radios. I have to tune it, hit it or leave the room I find it that annoying. Much of my working day is spent up a ladder and i got into such a temper with a radio one day that I instantly learned how to do that cool 'slide down the stiles' way of getting down in a hurry and drop kicked the ****er....

I don't know why all transistor radios don't just use a push-button channel storing setup like car head-units.

rainbow kirby

People who hold the door of your lift open to let a big group of people in, and then only go down one floor.

OldNotWIse

rainbow kirby wrote: »

People who hold the door of your lift open to let a big group of people in, and then only go down one floor.

An entire book could be written on lift annoyances.

I especially hate the ones who hold lifts early in the morning so you're standing like a pleb waiting for it and you can hear the hsterical screeching about the weather etc on another floor as the doors are jammed open for people to wrap up.

caolfx

rainbow kirby wrote: »

People who hold the door of your lift open to let a big group of people in, and then only go down one floor.

OldNotWIse wrote: »

An entire book could be written on lift annoyances.

I especially hate the ones who hold lifts early in the morning so you're standing like a pleb waiting for it and you can hear the hsterical screeching about the weather etc on another floor as the doors are jammed open for people to wrap up.

Lift small talk.

I can survive a silence thanks. Sorry if it makes you feel awkward but please shut up and leave me alone.

Or having to listen to people making small talk with others and you just know they can't wait to get out of there.

eisenberg1

"Anyone going down?"

At 9am....jesus!!

gugleguy

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Out of tune radios. I have to tune it, hit it or leave the room I find it that annoying. Much of my working day is spent up a ladder and i got into such a temper with a radio one day that I instantly learned how to do that cool 'slide down the stiles' way of getting down in a hurry and drop kicked the ****er....

FM radios prone to this. Use TUNE IN radio if you can, on your smartphone.

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Clothes that don't fit and/or unexplained weightloss.

I wear mostly dresses, I have maybe three pairs of jeans, two pairs of leggings and the rest of my wardrobe are dresses, play suits, skirts and tops. So mostly, my legs are on show. I ordered done stuff on asos that arrived last week, and decided to wear my new leggings because I wouldn't have to worry about my manky legs, and the novelty of these new leggings cause I don't have many pairs. They're wet look and look class! Put them on and they were a bit loose, but comfy. Put on a long top on, that did fit me okay before but is swinging on me now and i was going to wear a leather jacket, that looks like I borrowed it off a sumo wrestler. I didn't bother with the jacket but I'm raging as I spent a fortune on it and now it doesn't fit me. But I reckoned the top and bottoms looked okay. They did and all, until I started walking around. My leggings keep falling down, my knickers keep falling down, I'm walking kind of holding them to keep them up and my top looks like a dress. I bet people are wondering who the bet down fool in her second hand clothes is

Ghost Buster

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Clothes that don't fit and/or unexplained weightloss.

I wear mostly dresses, I have maybe three pairs of jeans, two pairs of leggings and the rest of my wardrobe are dresses, play suits, skirts and tops. So mostly, my legs are on show. I ordered done stuff on asos that arrived last week, and decided to wear my new leggings because I wouldn't have to worry about my manky legs, and the novelty of these new leggings cause I don't have many pairs. They're wet look and look class! Put them on and they were a bit loose, but comfy. Put on a long top on, that did fit me okay before but is swinging on me now and i was going to wear a leather jacket, that looks like I borrowed it off a sumo wrestler. I didn't bother with the jacket but I'm raging as I spent a fortune on it and now it doesn't fit me. But I reckoned the top and bottoms looked okay. They did and all, until I started walking around. My leggings keep falling down, my knickers keep falling down, I'm walking kind of holding them to keep them up and my top looks like a dress. I bet people are wondering who the bet down fool in her second hand clothes is

I find you outrageously attractive at this moment.

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Ghost Buster wrote: »

I find you outrageously attractive at this moment.

I have no makeup on either, and a runny nose. Come at me bro!

Pumpkinseeds

RTE's reporting of non stories. So some Irish exchange students smashed up a house they rented in America. It was a lousy thing to do, but for the love of Cheese, surely not a story worthy of a national news report?

Ted_YNWA

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

RTE's reporting of non stories. So some Irish exchange students smashed up a house they rented in America. It was a lousy thing to do, but for the love of Cheese, surely not a story worthy of a national news report?

You haven't seen the AH thread on this

Pumpkinseeds

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

You haven't seen the AH thread on this

Nope, I haven't seen it.

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Date nights with horrifically **** movie options

krudler

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

RTE's reporting of non stories. So some Irish exchange students smashed up a house they rented in America. It was a lousy thing to do, but for the love of Cheese, surely not a story worthy of a national news report?

The newspaper report about Ray Darcy's kid being stuck in a lift for 15 minutes was the most farcical thing I've ever read, the words "terror" "nightmare scenario" and "emotional reunion" were used.
The (non) story was this, Ray D'Arcy and his missus are loading stuff from a car to an elevator, the kid runs in, the doors close, kid is stuck. for fifteen whole minutes.
Apparently the wife thought the left was going to plummet to the ground, they were in the basement. I had to check that it wasnt a WWN spoof article. You'd swear the kid was snatched and sold into slavery the way the fawning article was written.

Ted_YNWA

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Nope, I haven't seen it.

Ranges from "Boys will be boys" to public lynching.



Glad I don't have RTE here, going by some of the stories I see mentioned.

Twinks dog going AWOL & this story about Darcy's kid.

eisenberg1

krudler wrote: »

The newspaper report about Ray Darcy's kid being stuck in a lift for 15 minutes was the most farcical thing I've ever read, the words "terror" "nightmare scenario" and "emotional reunion" were used.
The (non) story was this, Ray D'Arcy and his missus are loading stuff from a car to an elevator, the kid runs in, the doors close, kid is stuck. for fifteen whole minutes.
Apparently the wife thought the left was going to plummet to the ground, they were in the basement. I had to check that it wasnt a WWN spoof article. You'd swear the kid was snatched and sold into slavery the way the fawning article was written.

In am surprised D Arsey allows the family to use a lift, I thought he have run up and down the stairs , cos running is all he ever talks about.

Vel

SuperOito wrote: »

Lift small talk.

I can survive a silence thanks. Sorry if it makes you feel awkward but please shut up and leave me alone.

Or having to listen to people making small talk with others and you just know they can't wait to get out of there.

And 9 times out of 10 the lift small talk is weather related. I take the stairs now whenever possible. Lift rage has subsided and as an added bonus I have buns of steel from all the stairs!

Some people still look at me like I am mad when I head for the stairs as they are heading to the lift to take it down one floor