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What to do with too many tubs of Margarine ?

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  • #32
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    If there is some homeless shelter around? They might want them.
    Or buy 20 loaves of yesterdays bread for a fiver or whatever and hand out the combo to beggars.


  • #33
    Canis Lupus
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    Jake Rugby Walrus666 wrote: »
    It might have been an (unwanted) gift.

    Worst birthday ever was it?


  • #34
    masculinist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭masculinist


    Canis Lupus wrote: »
    Worst birthday ever was it?

    Not if the margarine had been used


  • #35
    Rogaine2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 109 ✭✭Rogaine2


    Canis Lupus wrote: »
    Worst birthday ever was it?

    In fairness, it's the gift that keeps on giving........


  • #36
    FloatingVoter
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    If "porn movie" hasn't been mentioned yet, it should have been.


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  • #37
    Ruu
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    Make toast, everyone loves toast.


  • #38
    masculinist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭masculinist


    Ruu wrote: »
    Make toast, everyone loves toast.

    yeah but with butter....margarine is nothing compared to real butter. This margarine makes me wanna puke.


    A margarine eating contest uploaded to YouTube would be fun ... the winner would win eh.... more tubs of Margarine :D


  • #39
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Ever see the film Last Tango in Paris?


  • #40
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Ever see the film Last Tango in Paris?

    [EVIL LAUGHTER] Fat Marlon greases up for some rear entry. A scene unfortunately hard to forget.


  • #41
    masculinist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭masculinist


    FloatingVoter wrote: »
    [EVIL LAUGHTER] Fat Marlon greases up for some rear entry. A scene unfortunately hard to forget.

    Im probably lucky I either didnt see it or cant remember ...


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  • #42
    lulu1
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    indigo twist wrote: »
    Seriously how did you end up with 20 tubs of margarine if you don't even like margarine?

    it fell off the back of a lorry I can't believe it's not butter


  • #43
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    masculinist wrote: »
    Im probably lucky I either didnt see it or cant remember ...

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070849/

    Its ehhhhm......artistic. I'll summarise - Brando makes a shedload of cash from doing a porn flick in Paris. Roll credits but not before the butter scene.


  • #44
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Ruu wrote: »
    Make toast, everyone loves toast.
    everyone loves toast with real butter


  • #45
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    This story is a load of rich creamery butter


  • #46
    masculinist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭masculinist


    Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »
    Donate them to a food bank.

    wheres the food bank ?


  • #47
    Fred Swanson
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  • #48
    masculinist
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    Fred Swanson wrote: »
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    are there any charity shops which take them ? They do need refrigeration.My fridge is full to breaking point soon


  • #49
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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