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What to do with too many tubs of Margarine ?

masculinist

I have about 20 tubs of margarine which have not expired past their best before date. I also hate margarine and only ever use butter. What can I do with the margarine ? Can I donate it to someone, can I use it as fuel ? Can I use them for a messy practical joke ? Can I throw them all into the deep fat fryer to have just one big guilty fry up ? I think Margarine burns so that wont be a runner unless it doesnt ? Can I smear them on my body and use them to escape a maximum security installation in the depths of winter ? Can they be composted ? I seem to remember fats are not recommended for composting. Can I find a pig farmer whos pigs will eat them all ? Pigs have a reputation for eating anything.
Strange ideas cross my mind like wearing rubber gloves and heaving a big messy harmless sticky ball at someone as a practical joke. A gigantic catapult scud missile launcher to launch a big messy gob of Marge to distant lands.
Ideas please... landfill would be a waste...Can I make a margarine powered engine ?
And practical jokes might get me in trouble with the law so thats a no no...

... Does anyone want to knock back 20 tubs of Margarine while I video the results and upload to YouTube before driving you to A&E ?

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biko

If there is some homeless shelter around? They might want them.
Or buy 20 loaves of yesterdays bread for a fiver or whatever and hand out the combo to beggars.

Canis Lupus

Jake Rugby Walrus666 wrote: »

It might have been an (unwanted) gift.

Worst birthday ever was it?

masculinist

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Worst birthday ever was it?

Not if the margarine had been used

Rogaine2

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Worst birthday ever was it?

In fairness, it's the gift that keeps on giving........

FloatingVoter

If "porn movie" hasn't been mentioned yet, it should have been.

Ruu

Make toast, everyone loves toast.

masculinist

Ruu wrote: »

Make toast, everyone loves toast.

yeah but with butter....margarine is nothing compared to real butter. This margarine makes me wanna puke.

A margarine eating contest uploaded to YouTube would be fun ... the winner would win eh.... more tubs of Margarine

My name is URL

Ever see the film Last Tango in Paris?

FloatingVoter

My name is URL wrote: »

Ever see the film Last Tango in Paris?

[EVIL LAUGHTER] Fat Marlon greases up for some rear entry. A scene unfortunately hard to forget.

masculinist

FloatingVoter wrote: »

[EVIL LAUGHTER] Fat Marlon greases up for some rear entry. A scene unfortunately hard to forget.

Im probably lucky I either didnt see it or cant remember ...

lulu1

indigo twist wrote: »

Seriously how did you end up with 20 tubs of margarine if you don't even like margarine?

it fell off the back of a lorry I can't believe it's not butter

FloatingVoter

masculinist wrote: »

Im probably lucky I either didnt see it or cant remember ...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070849/

Its ehhhhm......artistic. I'll summarise - Brando makes a shedload of cash from doing a porn flick in Paris. Roll credits but not before the butter scene.

Capt'n Midnight

Ruu wrote: »

Make toast, everyone loves toast.

everyone loves toast with real butter

shruikan2553

This story is a load of rich creamery butter

masculinist

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

Donate them to a food bank.

wheres the food bank ?

Fred Swanson

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masculinist

Fred Swanson wrote: »

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are there any charity shops which take them ? They do need refrigeration.My fridge is full to breaking point soon

Fred Swanson

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