Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

czechlin · 17-09-2014 12:18PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

You approach a lift, press the button and wait..

Along comes person A, they assume you are standing there for the good of your health, and press the button

Along comes person B, assumes both you and person A are both there for the good of your health, and presses button

Person A now turns to you, throws eyes to heaven because person B thought she was standing there for the good of her health

Along comes person C.................

Just kill 'em, kill them bastards eisenberg!

Sorry... I suffer fools badly... :pac:

jimgoose · 17-09-2014 12:19PM

czechlin wrote: »

Just kill 'em, kill them bastards eisenberg!

Sorry... I suffer fools badly... :pac:

<Pictures Eisy having a Falling Down moment and emptying an Uzi into the lift control panel. "It's out of order!!">

czechlin · 17-09-2014 12:20PM

jimgoose wrote: »

<Pictures Eisy having a Falling Down moment and emptying an Uzi into the lift control panel. "It's out of order!!">

Oh yeah!:cool:

czechlin · 17-09-2014 12:21PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

But the red mist went away pretty quickly as I was following a lady on a bike with a lovely lovely bum.

Wonder if it was czechlin2.0 :P

eisenberg1 · 17-09-2014 12:28PM

czechlin wrote: »

Wonder if it was czechlin2.0 :P

Maybe the weirdo one from the RSA ad, you know the one who cocks her ass in the air at the guy in the car, she looks like she is on a day release.

OldNotWIse · 17-09-2014 12:30PM

czechlin wrote: »

Just kill 'em, kill them bastards eisenberg!

:pac::pac:

Sorry... I suffer fools badly... :pac:

Or wait til you get in and freak them out with some of the following little gems I found online:

Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a small world after all" over and over

Open your wallet and say "got enough air in there?"

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall and dont get off.

Say "ding!" at each floor

When you arrive at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open then act embarrassed when they open themselves.

eisenberg1 · 17-09-2014 12:31PM

czechlin wrote: »

Just kill 'em, kill them bastards eisenberg!

Sorry... I suffer fools badly... :pac:

One of these days, after lift arrives, and they ask "Are you getting in?" I will reply with a "NO, I WAS JUST STANDING HERE FOR THE GOOD OF MY FCUKING HEALTH, AND THAT LIFT IS GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL"

17-09-2014 12:31PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

You approach a lift, press the button and wait..

Along comes person A, they assume you are standing there for the good of your health, and press the button

Along comes person B, assumes both you and person A are both there for the good of your health, and presses button

Person A now turns to you, throws eyes to heaven because person B thought she was standing there for the good of her health

Along comes person C.................

Or you're in the lift, just about to get out of it, but the person waiting for the lift was standing about 2cm in front of the door and then charges the door as soon as it starts opening. Will you fcuk off and let me by first. jesus

Boom_Bap · 17-09-2014 12:34PM

czechlin wrote: »

Wonder if it was czechlin2.0 :P

No it wasn't her, I seen czechlin2.0 (without pencil skirt) yesterday around where I work and nearly walked into a bollard.

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Maybe the weirdo one from the RSA ad, you know the one who cocks her ass in the air at the guy in the car, she looks like she is on a day release.

....come to think of it, she was looking at me funny when I eventually passed her.

Boom_Bap · 17-09-2014 12:35PM

bluewolf wrote: »

Or you're in the lift, just about to get out of it, but the person waiting for the lift was standing about 2cm in front of the door and then charges the door as soon as it starts opening. Will you fcuk off and let me by first. jesus

You havn't experienced a lift until you've been in one in rush hour in a high rise office block in Nairobi.

czechlin · 17-09-2014 12:39PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Or wait til you get in and freak them out with some of the following little gems I found online:

Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a small world after all" over and over

Open your wallet and say "got enough air in there?"

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall and dont get off.

Say "ding!" at each floor

When you arrive at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open then act embarrassed when they open themselves.

These are good. Especially "stand silent and motionless in the corner"

However, as I already stated in the previous thread I try to avoid lifts and just take the stairs most of the times...

I used to live on a 5th floor, there was a drunk living on the 6th floor and I happened to share the lift with him more often than I liked. The man was quite polite and well dressed but jaysus the smell of him, I'd be drunk myself by the time I got out! He also seemed so guilty and had the need to start a little conversation to kill the awkward silence. Which was even more awkward. So I started to take the stairs. Problem solved + never had a nicer bum.

czechlin · 17-09-2014 12:41PM

The fact that I keep forgetting to bring one of my favourite skirts in for a repair. Although I'm not sure if I will ever trust this skirt again after the last malfunction. :mad:

Maximus Alexander · 17-09-2014 12:44PM

czechlin wrote: »

The fact that I keep forgetting to bring one of my favourite skirts in for a repair. Although I'm not sure if I will ever trust this skirt again after the last malfunction. :mad:

Urge to post pervy comment, rising.

eisenberg1 · 17-09-2014 12:48PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

No it wasn't her, I seen czechlin2.0 (without pencil skirt) yesterday around where I work and nearly walked into a bollard.
.

I am not surprised you nearly walked into a bollard......:D

Wossack · 17-09-2014 12:50PM

jimgoose wrote: »

I hear this. It's either monkey-metal or brittle plastic that breaks when you look at it, or somewhat better stuff with some gowl's name on it ("Carolyn Donnelly Eclectic!" is de rigeur in our local one) that's about twice overpriced. I hate Dunnes!! :mad:

herself came home with a pair of cooking tongs from there once, and the pivot (where the pressed steel halves are connected), is a long aluminium rivet.. I wouldnt trust an aluminium rivet to keep a box cereal closed ffs

it lasted about 4 months (about 3.5 months longer then expected) 'fore the steel predictably sawed through the alu :rolleyes: happened to have a spare steel split pin (from a zx6 of all things), so tis better then ever - currently working better then the kwack, now I think of it :pac:

Boom_Bap · 17-09-2014 12:50PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I am not surprised you nearly walked into a bollard......:D

combined with the tight bum from all the stair climbing, yowza

Boom_Bap · 17-09-2014 01:27PM

I found a video of a TTTAY poster showing thier annoyances in a bar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loewtvw8i4Q

Tiger Mcilroy · 17-09-2014 01:40PM

Queue skippers and the gimps that enable the skippage.

Stopped at the lights on the Templeogue Road after coming off from junction eleven...long queue of cars happily waiting to go straight on when a goon cruises up in the right hand turn lane with the obvious intentions of pulling in when traffic moves...this particular sh1tstain times it wrong and ends up stopped at the top of the queue with his indicator on trying to force his way in...guy he is trying to get in front of covers the move but then the cabbage in front of me stops and waves him on his merry way.

WHY do people let them skip...the woman was sat though 3-4 light changes for her turn to go and because el sh1tstain feels he is more important than the rest of us she lets him in. I just dont get it!

Barely There · 17-09-2014 01:43PM

Our lift in work is voiced by a woman with a sexy, plummy accent.

When you get in to go to the Lobby she'll huskily say "Going down".

Always makes me go a bit 'funny' and I find myself taking the lift down a few floors at odd times of the day for no particular reason at all.

eisenberg1 · 17-09-2014 01:45PM

Boom Bap................

That was priceless..........thanks

OldNotWIse · 17-09-2014 01:54PM

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Urge to post pervy comment, rising.

Just the urge?:)

gugleguy · 17-09-2014 01:56PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Just the urge?:)

I was labelled 'gugleperv' in another thread.
I prefer 'gugletroll' or 'guglebum' personally though.:):D:p

jimgoose · 17-09-2014 01:57PM

Wossack wrote: »

herself came home with a pair of cooking tongs from there once, and the pivot (where the pressed steel halves are connected), is a long aluminium rivet.. I wouldnt trust an aluminium rivet to keep a box cereal closed ffs

it lasted about 4 months (about 3.5 months longer then expected) 'fore the steel predictably sawed through the alu :rolleyes: happened to have a spare steel split pin (from a zx6 of all things), so tis better then ever - currently working better then the kwack, now I think of it :pac:

There you are. I knew Kawasaki fasteners had a use!! :pac::pac::pac:

LynnGrace · 17-09-2014 02:11PM

People who use buggies and prams as battering rams.
I encountered a guy earlier, and he was practically mowing people out of his way.
And of course the old trick, shoved the buggy out onto the road, as a car was approaching.

OldNotWIse · 17-09-2014 02:20PM

Feeling all clear headed and carefree and stuff...meeting an old er...flame for "lunch" and having drinks instead of food and then stuff being said and ....weirdy messing up my day - confusion

Miss Lizzie Jones · 17-09-2014 02:40PM

gugleguy wrote: »

I was labelled 'gugleperv' in another thread.
I prefer 'gugletroll' or 'guglebum' personally though.:):D:p

How about guglestalker.

Boom_Bap · 17-09-2014 03:07PM

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

How about guglestalker.

Eugoogalizer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhWBA2lab_M

Miss Lizzie Jones · 17-09-2014 03:12PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Eugoogalizer?

What movie is that from?

Boom_Bap · 17-09-2014 03:13PM

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

What movie is that from?

Zoolander - one of the greatest movies ever.

Sadderday · 17-09-2014 03:21PM

People that sit across from you and read aloud each headline from the dailymail and expect you to be ready and willing to respond to subjects that you have absolutely no interest in.

FCUK OFF

Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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