Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

OldNotWIse · 17-09-2014 10:27AM

whiskeyman wrote: »

Halloween.
Stupid fancy dress parties.

well, except for the sexy outfits the ladies be wearin'

Oh please, if I see another "sexy" vampire....

I did find a sexy pirate costume one year...woke up the next day dressed as a sailor. There's a sailor dressed as a pirate still wandering around out there scratching his head :P

jimgoose · 17-09-2014 10:28AM

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

...I suffer from quite severe allergies...

Ah you poor critter. Sounds like you have a right old time of it.

Vel · 17-09-2014 10:38AM

jimgoose wrote: »

Can somone explain to me what in the haemorrhaging fcuk it has to do with anyone else's kids if I choose to give my youngfella a whole roast boar covered in Nutella, or owt else, for his lunch? ?

My son has a nut allergy. He has to have two epi-pens on him at all times. Eating anything with a nut in it could, worst case scenario, kill him. He is only 5 so while we have it drummed into him about the nuts, there is still no guarantee that he won't take something offered to him by a classmate. It could also be as easy as the kid beside him eating peanut butter and some of it getting on to something my son is eating by accident. It's a really hard allergy to manage and a very serious one and we are very thankful that our son's school support us and help us to ensure the classroom is as nut free as possible. And if any of the parents have a problem with that, I couldn't give a flying f*ck as in the grand scheme of things it really isn't much to ask, given what could happen if he ate something with nuts in it!

rainbow kirby · 17-09-2014 10:42AM

Smelly f*ckers on the tube

People who walk really slowly in train stations

People who stop dead at the bottom of escalators

People who read broadsheet newspapers on rush hour trains

Obese people who stand right in the doorway of the train and refuse to move no matter how many people are trying to get off.

Commuting is fun. :pac:

jimgoose · 17-09-2014 10:42AM

Vel wrote: »

My son has a nut allergy...

Yeah, I know - I forgot about kids eating everything in sight, including each other's lunch, like mountain-goats! :pac:

OldNotWIse · 17-09-2014 10:45AM

The fúcker in the recycling truck who decided to pull out in front of me this morning even though he saw me coming and there was nobody behind me, and then proceed to drive really slowly in front

Raar. Further on, he couldn't get into the left lane for turning because he was just a bit to big to squeeze past the right lane which moves fifty times slower..... tick tock tick tock tick tock...... I've gone from being a meek learner crawling around industrial estates and carparks to being a hurried crank

OldNotWIse · 17-09-2014 10:49AM

Premature anticipatory annoyance over what the next TTTAY thread title will be...

Oranage2 · 17-09-2014 10:51AM

People that push both the up and down buttons for a lift when they only want to go one way.

OldNotWIse · 17-09-2014 10:55AM

Women who are so fat that they shuffle up and down slightly when they walk. For some reason, they are usually between 55-60 and wearing leather shoes with straps and socks, long bin liner type skirts and matronly blouses and also sport boyish haircuts. Extra points for small hands, Nolans shopping bags and flight socks...

OldNotWIse · 17-09-2014 10:56AM

Oranage2 wrote: »

People that push both the up and down buttons for a lift when they only want to go one way.

I do this when I can hear people yapping on other floors and holding the lifts just to p1ss them off.

Donald73 · 17-09-2014 10:57AM

Annoyed that I have a cold and feel like crap, especially because tomorrow I will be doing aptitude tests which I need to be alert and not groggy for.

czechlin · 17-09-2014 10:58AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Premature anticipatory annoyance over what the next TTTAY thread title will be...

I "suffer" from this too. I hope dannie will be away when the next thread will be created :mad:

eisenberg1 · 17-09-2014 11:04AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Premature anticipatory annoyance over what the next TTTAY thread title will be...

A friend of mine had that, it goes away as you get older:D

czechlin · 17-09-2014 11:15AM

Sadderday wrote: »

That was me yesterday - woke up too late to shower and had no baby wipes for a knacker wash....

Sadderday, trust me, the stench of that ehm person was bad. Really bad. So bad that appreciated the fact that I had nothing for breakfast... :pac:

everlast75 · 17-09-2014 11:20AM

Adverts on radio for upcoming gigs, where they play the actual track and use generic recordings of people cheering to make it sound like its live.

You are not fooling anyone!!!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 17-09-2014 11:28AM

When someone not even in your life anymore makes you feel terrible about yourself and its more your fault than theirs because technically they've done nothing wrong but they were such a ****ty person with you and are completely different with someone else, leaving you feel completely inferior even though I'm now with someone who loves me and treats me well.

Over thinking everything

Tzardine · 17-09-2014 11:32AM

32 county supporting , queen hating , Irish flag wearing republicans who despise everything about the United kingdom ............... But support Manchester United / Liverpool

That and tailgaters.

AndOne · 17-09-2014 11:50AM

Real butter.

I love real butter and I make sure it stays in the shape it comes in gently slicing off pieces of butter but my family seem to just dig holes in it.

It kills me when I come home and its just a big hole of butter.

Aglomerado · 17-09-2014 11:52AM

Old civil servants who say "print down" when referring to printing.

jimgoose · 17-09-2014 11:53AM

AndOne wrote: »

Real butter.

I love real butter and I make sure it stays in the shape it comes in gently slicing off pieces of butter but my family seem to just dig holes in it.

It kills me when I come home and its just a big hole of butter.

Oh yes that, and people making ribbons out of the wrapper so you end up trying to close off the remaining butter in the brick with a mangled buttery mess that DOES NOT WORK!! HATE!! :mad:

jimgoose · 17-09-2014 11:55AM

Aglomerado wrote: »

Old civil servants who say "print down" when referring to printing.

Civil servants of whatever age on the wireless going on about "pathways" to this and that, and all that kind of faux-clever gobbledegook that blithering idiots go on with when they want to sound all Edumacatified. I'd say most of them would ate a book with a knife-and-fork and a little ketchup before they'd read one. Grrr.... :mad:

Aglomerado · 17-09-2014 11:56AM

jimgoose wrote: »

Civil servants of whatever age on the wireless going on about "pathways" to this and that, and all that kind of faux-clever gobbledegook that blithering idiots go on with when they want to sound all Edumacatified. I'd say most of them would ate a book with a knife-and-fork and a little ketchup before they'd read one. Grrr.... :mad:

It beats the canteen food in some Departments!

Boom_Bap · 17-09-2014 11:58AM

The other day on my cycle to work, I stopped at a railway crossing. It's near a couple of girls schools. The gates on the track were closed for about 10 - 15 minutes.
In that time, a gaggle of teenage girls had surrounded me and the noise from them overpowered my headphones. The noise was unbearable.
Then when the gate opened, some of them still around yapping instead of walking so I couldnt start cycling.

The anger. The rage.

But the red mist went away pretty quickly as I was following a lady on a bike with a lovely lovely bum.

jimgoose · 17-09-2014 12:00PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

...a gaggle of teenage girls had surrounded me and the noise from them overpowered my headphones...

Yes, it can be quite terrifying when they swarm. :pac:

OldNotWIse · 17-09-2014 12:01PM

People who are like fúcking broken down records, barking platitudes and shíte at you every time they pass.

Warm out there now!
How are YOU today?!
Hope you're behaving yourself!
Watch that one there now, she's trouble!
Dont do anything I wouldn't do!
Why the long face?
Cheer up!

Oh do me a favour and screw yourself árseways with a trumpet you absolute moronic fúcking horror of a human being.

jimgoose · 17-09-2014 12:02PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

...do me a favour and screw yourself árseways with a trumpet you absolute moronic fúcking horror of a human being.

Powerful Jedi are you indeed, ONW. Oh yes, Mmmm!! :pac::pac::pac:

Aglomerado · 17-09-2014 12:02PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

People who are like fúcking broken down records, barking platitudes and shíte at you every time they pass.

Warm out there now!
How are YOU today?!
Hope you're behaving yourself!
Watch that one there now, she's trouble!
Dont do anything I wouldn't do!
Why the long face?
Cheer up!

Oh do me a favour and screw yourself árseways with a trumpet you absolute moronic fúcking horror of a human being.

Thanking this for the sheer poetry of it.

Office small talk is a load of ****.

AndOne · 17-09-2014 12:03PM

My mother has these toilet things they hang on the rim of the toilet and are blue for disenfecting toilet etc.

My problem is whenever I sit down for a Posh Piss I hit off it, its not the actual thing that pisses me off its that women dont seem to realise we dont all have Vaginas.

eisenberg1 · 17-09-2014 12:08PM

You approach a lift, press the button and wait..

Along comes person A, they assume you are standing there for the good of your health, and press the button

Along comes person B, assumes both you and person A are both there for the good of your health, and presses button

Person A now turns to you, throws eyes to heaven because person B thought she was standing there for the good of her health

Along comes person C.................

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 17-09-2014 12:17PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

People who are like fúcking broken down records, barking platitudes and shíte at you every time they pass.

Warm out there now!
How are YOU today?!
Hope you're behaving yourself!
Watch that one there now, she's trouble!
Dont do anything I wouldn't do!
Why the long face?
Cheer up!

Oh do me a favour and screw yourself árseways with a trumpet you absolute moronic fúcking horror of a human being.

Ahhhhhahahahahahhahaha where is the 'tears streaming down the face' smiley. Serious LOL

Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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