Bands with sh*t names

Darkglasses · 15-09-2014 08:56PM

I hate band names that are impossible to google.

fun.

Japan

Tourist Walk

Strumms · 15-09-2014 09:15PM

The Script... **** name.. **** band.

Rothko · 15-09-2014 09:16PM

Psychedelic Horsesh*t

Rothko · 15-09-2014 09:17PM

Strumms wrote: »

The Script... **** name.. **** band.

It suits them. An incredibly bland name for an incredibly bland band.

Iranoutofideas · 15-09-2014 09:23PM

The Frames

And So I Watch You From Afar

The Coronas

Fight Like Apes

Strumms · 15-09-2014 09:29PM

Iranoutofideas wrote: »

The Frames

And So I Watch You From Afar

The Coronas

Fight Like Apes

Four more terrible bands with terrible names.

westernfrenzy · 15-09-2014 09:33PM

is mise spartacus wrote: »

Wouldn't call them a band but who on earth would want to listen to Blood On The Dancefloor

People without ears. Or decent music taste.

They look like tools too.

SilverScreen · 15-09-2014 09:36PM

Candie wrote: »

Ham sandwich.

FFS.

It's so funny how they try to style is as HamsandwicH these days. Sorry guys, you can't hide a shit band name.

retalivity · 15-09-2014 09:37PM

Carter the unstoppable sex machine
5 seconds of summer

Rothko · 15-09-2014 09:40PM

Strumms wrote: »

Four more terrible bands with terrible names.

ASIWYFA are great, especially live.

actuallylike · 15-09-2014 09:47PM

Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat.

Really good band with nothing offensive about their songs or style. Really think you could here their stuff on the radio and become really popular...but that name.

Grindcore produce some insane names.

Anal Cnut
Anal Vomit
Dying Foetus
Pungent Stench (saw them supported by Grotesque Embalment)
Paddy Casey

the list goes on.

The Purveyor of Truth · 15-09-2014 09:48PM

Chumbawumba.

Darkglasses · 15-09-2014 09:49PM

actuallylike wrote: »

the list goes on.

One of my friends is a huge fan of Horse Bast*rd and Cancerous Womb. He swore it was decent stuff and I should listen to it. It wasn't.

eamon234 · 15-09-2014 09:52PM

Casiotone for the Painfully Alone - bloody hipsters.

Rothko · 15-09-2014 09:53PM

Spermswamp is another one.

slippy wicket · 15-09-2014 09:54PM

These guys :eek::D

Birneybau · 15-09-2014 09:54PM

Ooh, forgot 'The Pains of Being Pure at Heart'

Twee rubbish.

Invincible · 15-09-2014 09:56PM

Housemartins
Erasure
Scissor sisters
Boyzone
One Erection

actuallylike · 15-09-2014 09:59PM

Darkglasses wrote: »

One of my friends is a huge fan of Horse Bast*rd and Cancerous Womb. He swore it was decent stuff and I should listen to it. It wasn't.

All part of a record label called Rotting Abortion Records. The fact that it was a record label, dealing with numerous bands meant they must have an office, meaning they must have a reception and therefore must have a receptionist. I always wanted to call up to be greeted with an articulate telephone voiced female with "Good afternoon, Rotting Abortion Records, how may I help you?"

Darkglasses · 15-09-2014 10:01PM

actuallylike wrote: »

All part of a record label called Rotting Abortion Records. The fact that it was a record label, dealing with numerous bands meant they must have an office, meaning they must have a reception and therefore must have a receptionist. I always wanted to call up to be greeted with an articulate telephone voiced female with "Good afternoon, Rotting Abortion Records, how may I help you?"

What I always wonder is how those guys talked to their parents and grandparents when they were teenagers.

Ma, can I get a lift to band practice?

Oh you're in a band? What are they called?

Em...Cancerous Womb.

Oh right...You play weddings is it?

...Yeah.

razorblunt · 15-09-2014 10:16PM

The Wombats - what the hell were they thinking

actuallylike · 15-09-2014 10:29PM

Darkglasses wrote: »

What I always wonder is how those guys talked to their parents and grandparents when they were teenagers.

Ma, can I get a lift to band practice?

Oh you're in a band? What are they called?

Em...Cancerous Womb.

Oh right...You play weddings is it?

...Yeah.

How's Billy?

Ah, sure he's grand. Doing well so he is.

Still with the...y'know?

Maggoty Corpse? No, he's playing with Squashed Bowels now. Doing well so he is, supporting himself, happy.

Well sure that's all the matters really isn't it

Sgt Hartman · 15-09-2014 10:38PM

Biffy Clyro - Brutal name for a band. Aw man, how they came up with that name, it's pretty sad. It's an anagram of Cliffy Biro, which was an idea for a Cliff Richard themed pen thought up by one of the band members out of boredom.

chicorytip · 15-09-2014 10:43PM

Garbage - now there's a rubbish name!

dgt · 15-09-2014 10:45PM

chicorytip wrote: »

Garbage - now there's a rubbish name!

But Pooh is a sh*t name for a band isn't it....

Trebor176 · 15-09-2014 10:52PM

- Kings of Leon. . .Well, I hate the band anyway.

- Westlife

- Nickelback

- New Pornographers

- Limp Bizkit

- The Wanted

csallmighty · 15-09-2014 10:53PM

A mate of mine is trying to set up his band called Hipster Bath. He's currently looking for a drummer and a bassist but don't see a name like that going far.

evolving_doors · 15-09-2014 10:57PM

DEADMAU5

ya look it's either Deadmouse or Deadmau Five.. chose one goddammit

Quit tryin to be elusive/faux intelligent with yer names and say wtf your name is.

e.g. The Cranberrie5 ..naa just doesn;t work does it?

Birneybau · 15-09-2014 10:57PM

csallmighty wrote: »

A mate of mine is trying to set up his band called Hipster Bath. He's currently looking for a drummer and a bassist but don't see a name like that going far.

I liked them before they started.

Digital Solitude · 15-09-2014 10:59PM

The ****ty **** ****s
The Bass killers
The Verge

Electric Lemon is so bad its good

Bands with sh*t names

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