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Bands with sh*t names

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  • Registered Users Posts: 650 ✭✭✭csallmighty


    A mate of mine is trying to set up his band called Hipster Bath. He's currently looking for a drummer and a bassist but don't see a name like that going far.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    DEADMAU5

    ya look it's either Deadmouse or Deadmau Five.. chose one goddammit

    Quit tryin to be elusive/faux intelligent with yer names and say wtf your name is.

    e.g. The Cranberrie5 ..naa just doesn;t work does it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,240 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    A mate of mine is trying to set up his band called Hipster Bath. He's currently looking for a drummer and a bassist but don't see a name like that going far.

    I liked them before they started.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭Digital Solitude


    The ****ty **** ****s
    The Bass killers
    The Verge

    Electric Lemon is so bad its good


  • Registered Users Posts: 763 ✭✭✭alfa beta


    pixies


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  • Registered Users Posts: 52 ✭✭Emmacash


    The front bottoms.


  • Registered Users Posts: 52 ✭✭Emmacash


    Also maroon 5.

    Gah that twat does my head in.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,571 ✭✭✭0byme75341jo28


    That's actually brilliant. I'm only disappointed they didn't stick with cliffy biro.

    Edit - If this turns out to not be real please don't tell me. I'm happier not knowing.

    It's real. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    Nickelback...**** band too


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,791 ✭✭✭JJJJNR


    Two great acts with great names...

    . band are fantastic, bad name though...mmuuhh muhhh..he said anal surfers..muhh muhhh...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,438 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    That's actually brilliant. I'm only disappointed they didn't stick with cliffy biro.

    Edit - If this turns out to not be real please don't tell me. I'm happier not knowing.

    Will you go away outta that??? Feckin' Cliff Richard-themed biros!!:mad: What next? A band name derived from Daniel O'Donnel-themed crayons??

    Other crap band names include Little Green Cars and The Kooks. I also came across a death metal band once called Dying Fetus:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,634 ✭✭✭Doctor Jimbob


    Will you go away outta that??? Feckin' Cliff Richard-themed biros!!:mad: What next? A band name derived from Daniel O'Donnel-themed crayons??

    Other crap band names include Little Green Cars and The Kooks. I also came across a death metal band once called Dying Fetus:eek:

    What's not to like?!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,987 ✭✭✭conorhal


    And And! And


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    The Beatles

    Such a great band, that very few people stop to consider how crappy their name was.

    It's a dreadful pun that even a virgin, foreign-national entomologist would think twice about making in an AH thread about beetles.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,420 ✭✭✭weemcd


    Biffy Clyro is the worst band name of all time


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭AirBiscuit


    Mr Mister


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 21,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭entropi


    I know they're not a band (since they don't play instruments) but LMFAO have a sh*t name and they're quite sh*t at the same time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,095 ✭✭✭solomafioso




  • Registered Users Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    Cunning Stunt, quite often there was a faux pas with that one when being announced.

    Gonzo's Moonwomb

    Kiss My Poodles Donkey

    Rectal Spawn

    Machine Gun Felatio

    Toilet Duck

    The Chantoozies

    Lubricated Goat


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    My older brothers bands

    The Hummingbirds
    Saint Crispian
    Arsequake


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,782 ✭✭✭SeanW


    On Pimp My Ride one time they did over a car for a man in a band called "Cigarette"


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,135 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    nullzero wrote: »
    Ned's atomic dustbin.
    Mince Pie wrote: »
    Bombay Bicycle Club
    retalivity wrote: »
    Carter the unstoppable sex machine
    5 seconds of summer
    alfa beta wrote: »
    pixies

    4 of my favourite bands of all time too!


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,275 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    JJ72

    Stupid name especially because they tried to keep the meaning as a mystery.

    I think it has something to do with 72 jam jars but honestly, who calls a band after jam jars?

    Even then name 'Jam Jars' would have been better than jj72


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭MyPeopleDrankTheSoup


    Oasis - loved them but sounds like a covers band who play in Canary Islands

    Ryan Hemsworth - Not a band but with such a boring real name, you need to create a stage name

    Chvrches - because I can never spell it right. And they're vastly overrated with one great song and rest filler.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    The Stunning is pretty rubbish.

    Just sounds like a bad band full of tossers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    It's so funny how they try to style is as HamsandwicH these days. Sorry guys, you can't hide a shit band name.

    I wonder if they did the H's in the style of the mettalica logo would it make it any better


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,642 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    Didn't exist but your man Rats' metal band in Paths to Freedom was called Satan's Cock. So bad it was brilliant.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 477 ✭✭The Strawman Argument


    Any with 5 or more words.


    Excluding "[Front person] and the [other people]" type names, of course


  • Site Banned Posts: 2 man on EDGE


    Scooter


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  • Registered Users Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Long Gone


    Most crap, pathetic Irish band name ever ? - The Bray City Rollers..:rolleyes:

    The best : Fit Kilkenny and the remoulds .:cool:


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