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Bands with sh*t names

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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,216 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS



    Other end of the spectrum is those stupid long names like And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead (or whatever) and Godspeed! You Black Emperor.

    As much as I love the music, a large amount of post-rock bands seem to think band names need to be entire sentences. It's a weird trend.

    Godspeed You! Black Emperor
    God is an Astronaut
    If These Trees Could Talk
    65DaysOfStatic
    Explosions in the Sky
    And So I Watch You From Afar
    This Will Destroy You

    And They're just the ones I Listen too :pac:

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    I like some of those names though - love Explosions In The Sky.

    Yeh, I'm a fan of 80s/early 90s indie and that featured some right crappy pretentious names, like the aforementioned The The, also Throwing Muses and Miranda Sex Garden.
    Smashing Pumpkins is a terrible name too, as is Ned's Atomic Dustbin (already mentioned).
    I don't mind Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine though. I should think it's terrible, but I don't - can't explain why.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭darkdubh


    They never quite made it big but Jeremy & Super Hans had some out there names for their band.
    - The Hair Blair Bunch
    - Spunk Bubble
    - Mommas Kumquat
    - Curse These Metal Hands
    - Man Feelings


    And of course who could forget: Danny Dyre's Chocolate Homunculus.


    Diden't they also have Free The Paedos or was that the name of a club or something?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭darkdubh


    Some pretty interesting band names here.Suffice to say I don't think any of them are on the 2FM playlist.

    http://images.dangerousminds.net/uploads/images/ByEJBvBIUAE_AFSsdfsdfdsf.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,571 ✭✭✭0byme75341jo28


    Deep Fried Abortion, wow.. :pac:

    Wall of Smegma :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,023 ✭✭✭Satriale


    Nin Huugen and the Huugen Notes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    The proclaimers.

    Supertramp.

    Mud.

    The dancin bastards from hell.

    Sexual chocolate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    The dancin bastards from hell.

    Sexual chocolate.
    Yeh the Dancin Bastards were a real thing, not a myth as I thought.

    Ah I love Sexual Chocolate - weren't they a comedy act and wasn't the name taken from an Eddie Murphy movie? :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,252 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    Wheatus
    Hate the sound of it!


  • Registered Users Posts: 514 ✭✭✭colmufc


    ceryibal ballsie


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    Checking out the metal and industrial sections of Tower Records will cause lols. Some of the names are absolutely hilarious.


  • Registered Users Posts: 292 ✭✭Owldshtok


    wet wet wet

    kajagoogoo

    simple minds

    the jesus and mary chain - when a band name is like a sentence it just doesn't work.



    'The Band' - a solid name for a great band.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    Owldshtok wrote: »
    wet wet wet

    kajagoogoo

    simple minds

    the jesus and mary chain
    One argument for a No vote last week. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    Yeh the Dancin Bastards were a real thing, not a myth as I thought.

    Ah I love Sexual Chocolate - weren't they a comedy act and wasn't the name taken from an Eddie Murphy movie? :)

    Yeah from the movie "coming to america". Love that movie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭Yogosan


    Armelodie wrote: »
    DEADMAU5

    ya look it's either Deadmouse or Deadmau Five.. chose one goddammit

    Quit tryin to be elusive/faux intelligent with yer names and say wtf your name is.

    e.g. The Cranberrie5 ..naa just doesn;t work does it?
    Apparently he came up with the name when he joined an internet forum. There was a limit on characters so he had to shorten it down to '5'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭Yogosan


    Bush


  • Site Banned Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭Ralf and Florian


    Just a random selection of Industrial band names.

    Nurse With Wound:

    Throbbing Gristle:

    Surgical Penis Unit:

    And if your talking about album titles:The Anal Staircase by Coil.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭Absoluvely


    The Garda Band will never go platinum with a name like that. What were they thinking?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭colossus-x


    u2, me3, him4, her5


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭darkdubh


    One irritating trend from a couple of years back were female solo performers with monikers that sounded like band names.Marina And The Diamonds and some other wan who called herself I Blame Coco were two that spring to mind right now but there were more.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    While I absolutely love her work, Bat For Lashes is a terrible moniker IMO.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    Miss dynamite tee hee.:)

    Souxise and the banshees.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,726 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    I'm surprised not to see Arctic Monkeys mentioned.

    Great band, sh!tty name.


  • Registered Users Posts: 949 ✭✭✭Nodster


    Strange name but good ;)




  • Registered Users Posts: 3 tooshay


    Walking on Cars. Poxy.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,272 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    bnt wrote: »
    Kaiser Chiefs. Now there's a band who'll never get a gig in South Africa, since they stole the name from a soccer team there.

    They're playing Cape Town and Jo'burg in December!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭thrashmetalfan


    we butter the bread with butter is a truly terrible name for a band. so is cage the elephant and feed the rhino


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    Elbow

    Its just...wrong somehow...


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,829 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    The Gaslight Anthem. What even is that?!

    Savage band though and it didn't stop me buying a tour t-shirt


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭Augmerson


    Two Door Cinema Club. **** name, **** band.


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