Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

Miss Lizzie Jones · 14-09-2014 01:50PM

Fat Christy wrote: »

Ah feck off! :mad:

LOL!!

Fat Christy wrote: »

I said you're mad for some barbecued sausage.

Barbecued sausages would go down nicely this morning.

The deli across the street from me has some fresh chicken mango sausages on sale this week that would probably be quite tasty barbecued but since I live on the ninth floor of a building we're not allowed barbecues on the balconies which is pretty trivially annoying.

groucho marx · 14-09-2014 02:33PM

People that dont stop at roundabouts,dangerous bastids

14-09-2014 02:42PM

You don't have to stop unless there's oncoming traffic from the right or a red traffic light.

Traffic lights at roundabouts.

groucho marx · 14-09-2014 03:11PM

Omackeral wrote: »

You don't have to stop unless there's oncoming traffic from the right or a red traffic light.

Traffic lights at roundabouts.

Right sentence police,people that dont stop when im on it and they dont have the right of way when im on it and they almost drive into my car.that ok with you judge judy ?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 14-09-2014 04:19PM

Saddos who are completely caught up in famous people and their lives. I'm friends with this one guy in Facebook, he's American (aren't they all) and I met him in California when I did my j1. Back then twilight was big, and he was completely obsessed with Jacob from the movies. He was going to all the premieres, and because he lived in LA, he was able to go to pretty much everything. I wouldn't have been surprised if he saw Taylor lautner take a ****, he was that stalkery.

He's also obsessed with holly Madison obsessively tweeting her. He was in some music video as a deranged fan for some song released this summer.

And now it's currently one direction. They're playing (or have just finished) in LA and he bought tickets to every show, and went dressed up as a complete fanboy, it looked like he ran blindfolded through a one direction merchandise shop, even painting his nails in the 1D spirit of things, wtf.

Then he put up this video of him and his other simpleton friends singing with very bad British accents "happy birthday" to Niall horan.

A fool boy, a fool of the highest order. The only reason I don't delete him is because he enrages me too much it's like this morbid curiosity, he pisses me off so much I can't help but be engrossed

14-09-2014 04:23PM

groucho marx wrote: »

Right sentence police,people that dont stop when im on it and they dont have the right of way when im on it and they almost drive into my car.that ok with you judge judy ?

No. I find that the defendant will pay 500 Dollars to the Plaintiff. Thank you, goodbye.

Pumpkinseeds · 14-09-2014 06:25PM

The way that the word 'hero' is used for stupid things, i.e., Clare fm have a headline '3 in a row heroes' which refers to the under 21 hurling team. Fcuks sake they used a stick to put a ball in a net, hardly fcuking heroism. Wan*ers.

czechlin · 14-09-2014 06:47PM

When you buy a red top only to realise at home that it's a dark pink rather than red. Stupid shop lights :mad:

Mariasofia · 14-09-2014 09:01PM

That "yes sir I can boogie" ad.....ffs find myself breaking into renditions of it unknown to myself at very weird times!!

Griever931 · 14-09-2014 10:20PM

My uselessness when it comes to putting covers on duvets.

Maximus Alexander · 14-09-2014 10:21PM

Mariasofia wrote: »

That "yes sir I can boogie" ad.....ffs find myself breaking into renditions of it unknown to myself at very weird times!!

Ok... That was f*cking weird, literally the instant I got to the exclamation points at the end of your post the TV went "Yes sir, I can boogie..."

Eerie.

deise08 · 14-09-2014 10:27PM

That you think you post a funny post.

or you're not as funny as you think you are

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 14-09-2014 11:21PM

The fact that the music channels start at 350 and sky sports is 400 but there's like 12 ****ty channels and not 50 like you'd think

- they all seem to take super long breaks and always at the same time

- they play all the same songs and all the same channels

**** you sky

Also having sugar cravings at like 11:30 at night that real food won't cure

gerrybbadd · 15-09-2014 09:26AM

The words Nom / nyom after someone writes about food.

Fúck off with your nom / nyom

OldNotWIse · 15-09-2014 09:28AM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

The words Nom / nyom after someone writes about food.

Fúck off with your nom / nyom

om nom nom is what drives me mental

OldNotWIse · 15-09-2014 09:30AM

The wavering between hungover and not. Will I feel sick or wont I? Little wave of seediness but not man enough to be nausea. Knowing that a good fry up would cure you but not being able to indulge because there's another 10 kilos to lose.

Fat Christy · 15-09-2014 10:35AM

Awwwhhh, I love om nom nom noming.

Ihatecuddles · 15-09-2014 10:43AM

Annoying parents. We were in a beer garden on Saturday, we go there pretty regularly.

There was a group of adults with 2 kids near us. The little girl had a bag on, that was also a teddy bear. The little boy takes it off her back and puts it into the water feature, and the girl obviously isn't happy. The mother is sitting looking at him and shouting across teh beer garden 'stop now, ah don't do that, that's not nice'

The boy eventually stops, the girl takes it out and it's soaking wet. So the mam goes into the toilets to dry it under the hand dryer. She comes back out and sits down again, the boy takes it off the girl again and its going for another swim.

Another lad in the beer garden pipes up 'You've a great handle on your kids missus'
She replies 'haha i know yeah he's gas' as she's walking back into the toilets to dry it off again.

15-09-2014 11:04AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

om nom nom is what drives me mental

Sauve · 15-09-2014 11:05AM

There are too many berries in my yogurt :mad:

OldNotWIse · 15-09-2014 11:27AM

Fat Christy wrote: »

Awwwhhh, I love om nom nom noming.

Please...this is pre-watershed.... :P

MJ23 · 15-09-2014 11:31AM

Stood up on the scales after a week holiday in Spain. Up a stone. Jesus. Could barely close the button on the jeans. No beer or stodge for me for at least a month.

Pumpkinseeds · 15-09-2014 11:31AM

mauzo! wrote: »

Annoying parents. We were in a beer garden on Saturday, we go there pretty regularly.

There was a group of adults with 2 kids near us. The little girl had a bag on, that was also a teddy bear. The little boy takes it off her back and puts it into the water feature, and the girl obviously isn't happy. The mother is sitting looking at him and shouting across teh beer garden 'stop now, ah don't do that, that's not nice'

The boy eventually stops, the girl takes it out and it's soaking wet. So the mam goes into the toilets to dry it under the hand dryer. She comes back out and sits down again, the boy takes it off the girl again and its going for another swim.

Another lad in the beer garden pipes up 'You've a great handle on your kids missus'
She replies 'haha i know yeah he's gas' as she's walking back into the toilets to dry it off again.

Ahh yes, progressive parenting at it's finest. I do wish parents would stop trying to negotiate with their children and just discipline them for misbehaving, I don't mean beat them, I mean actually raise them to stop doing someting when they're told to stop. When I was a kid there was a 'look' we got from our parents that meant if you don't stop now there will be consequences. This business of half assedly asking the kids to stop doing something about a dozen times is nuts and just teaches kids that they can do whatever they want.

OldNotWIse · 15-09-2014 11:33AM

When you see sk*ngers with a crutch or a walking stick that they clearly dont need.

When a cashier says "next there please" even though the person in front of you has not gathered up their stuff. Annoying for two reasons. 1.It's rude and 2. You cant put your stuff up anyway (even if you wanted to partake in the rudeness) because the other person is still standing there. Once or twice I have actually pointedly said, "yes, I am just waiting for this lady to finish up thanks" - you'd swear they were working on commission or something.

The fact that we are repeating the same stupid mistakes as pre 2008 -"hurry up there Mikey and buy that duplex - they wont be 350k forever - they'll be gone tomorrow"

As well as general Irishness and our obsession with what's happening in our own little bubble and very little regard for what's going on elsewhere in the world.*

*realises this may be an issue in every country

Maximus Alexander · 15-09-2014 11:34AM

MJ23 wrote: »

Stood up on the scales after a week holiday in Spain. Up a stone. Jesus. Could barely close the button on the jeans. No beer or stodge for me for at least a month.

A stone in a week? That can't be right - that's ~9000 calories a day!

Aglomerado · 15-09-2014 11:38AM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Ahh yes, progressive parenting at it's finest. I do wish parents would stop trying to negotiate with their children and just discipline them for misbehaving, I don't mean beat them, I mean actually raise them to stop doing someting when they're told to stop. When I was a kid there was a 'look' we got from our parents that meant if you don't stop now there will be consequences. This business of half assedly asking the kids to stop doing something about a dozen times is nuts and just teaches kids that they can do whatever they want.

My parents have friends who visit with their kids on occasion. The husband is about 25 years older than his wife. They have two young kids (10 and 5) and two older ones (late teens early 20s) and they usually bring the two younger ones on visits to my parents' house.
The 5 year old constantly seeks attention, grabs all the biscuits my mother leaves out, squeals that she wants to go home, which the parents then indulge, as they go out the door she squeals that she wants to stay.
The older lad (10) was throwing things at my parents' cat. :mad: When his father told him to stop the boy told him to "fúck off you'll be dead soon". :eek:
The two older children won't help out looking after the younger ones so when the parents go visiting these two are always in tow. My mother wishes she could slap them like she did with us!

OldNotWIse · 15-09-2014 11:42AM

Aglomerado wrote: »

My parents have friends who visit with their kids on occasion. The husband is about 25 years older than his wife. They have two young kids (10 and 5) and two older ones (late teens early 20s) and they usually bring the two younger ones on visits to my parents' house.
The 5 year old constantly seeks attention, grabs all the biscuits my mother leaves out, squeals that she wants to go home, which the parents then indulge, as they go out the door she squeals that she wants to stay.
The older lad (10) was throwing things at my parents' cat. :mad: When his father told him to stop the boy told him to "fúck off you'll be dead soon". :eek:
The two older children won't help out looking after the younger ones so when the parents go visiting these two are always in tow. My mother wishes she could slap them like she did with us!

:eek::eek: I pity the fool who laid a finger on any of my pets!

jimgoose · 15-09-2014 11:43AM

Aglomerado wrote: »

...The older lad (10) was throwing things at my parents' cat. :mad: When his father told him to stop the boy told him to "fúck off you'll be dead soon"...

At this rate a' knots that boy has a promising career ahead of him, flinging his own excrement at prison wardens.

Aglomerado · 15-09-2014 11:44AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

:eek::eek: I pity the fool who laid a finger on any of my pets!

I'd tear the little fcuker's arm off and beat him around the garden with the wet end. (I heard the story second hand from my mum.)

wazky · 15-09-2014 11:44AM

The moany bastards in the "which posters annoy you thread", getting "sly" (as in not sly at all) digs at eachother, if you're going to take a shot at someone at least fcuking name them instead of turning it into a riddle.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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