Sneakiest thing you have done???

Brego888 · 14-09-2014 10:15AM

Duff wrote: »

Years ago when WWF: Smackdown and Resident Evil 2 were just out for the Playstation, my uncle brought me home the games from America. However, as the Playstation games in the US and Europe are different, they wouldn't play on my Playstation. So I had this brainwave - went into Xtravision, rented the games out and swapped them out for my US region games. Poor sods who rented them out next.

That is genius.

Un Croissant · 14-09-2014 10:21AM

Duff wrote: »

Years ago when WWF: Smackdown and Resident Evil 2 were just out for the Playstation, my uncle brought me home the games from America. However, as the Playstation games in the US and Europe are different, they wouldn't play on my Playstation. So I had this brainwave - went into Xtravision, rented the games out and swapped them out for my US region games. Poor sods who rented them out next.

I do that when I accidently hit my Xbox and it eats the disc up something awful.

Years back when I was with my first ever girlfriend I had three other girls on the go at the same time. Felt like an absolute boss at the time. When found out I only ever admitted to the one she found out about. Kept going with the other two.

God that was nasty nasty **** to do.

Celly Smunt · 14-09-2014 11:03AM

I don't like chocolate desserts,she does. So when in M&S I sneak a toffee one into the packet and put the other chocolate one in a different pack, she gets her chocolate one and I get a toffee one.

The next person buying them will be left with the same combo.

indigo twist · 14-09-2014 11:25AM

Celly Smunt wrote: »

I don't like chocolate desserts,she does. So when in M&S I sneak a toffee one into the packet and put the other chocolate one in a different pack, she gets her chocolate one and I get a toffee one.

The next person buying them will be left with the same combo.

That's kind of a nice sneaky thing though! Your deed means that the next loving couple can have a choice of desserts!

(Or a fight over who gets what ... one or the other ...!)

Mint Aero · 14-09-2014 11:29AM

Ran out of toilet paper so wiped my ass with the housemates towel

Mint Aero · 14-09-2014 11:31AM

Celly Smunt wrote: »

I don't like chocolate desserts,she does. So when in M&S I sneak a toffee one into the packet and put the other chocolate one in a different pack, she gets her chocolate one and I get a toffee one.

The next person buying them will be left with the same combo.

Why don't you just buy two?

The Purveyor of Truth · 14-09-2014 11:42AM

Feel bad about this now, genuinely, but..

One night, when I was 16, myself and my mates popped the bonnet on my Dad's car and disconnected the distributor cap so that when he got up for work the next morning, the car wouldn't start. Four or five of us went on the bounce that following day and waited down the end of the road until we seen him now being able to start the car and then ten minutes later someone who was on the same shift as him pulled up and gave him a lift to work.

Then we reconnected the distributor cap and headed off on a road from North Dublin to the Dublin mountains and Tallaght to see The Square which had just been built. Was an insane day and we nearly got killed a few times as I could only just about drive and at least three Guards in different squad cars gave us funny looks. Just about made it back in time before my Dad came back.

Somehow I always got the feeling he knew I did it but he never said anything about it. Sorry Dad.

Miss Lizzie Jones · 14-09-2014 11:53AM

When I was a teenager my mom had bought a carton of buttermilk and put it into the fridge and she was planning to have some the next day.

Now in our house, buttermilk was a very rare commodity that was bought only when the moon was full on an Indian Summer night in the midst of October after it had rained for 3 full days and 3 full nights. Buttermilk was a magical elixer of life and I loved it. I lusted after it like a teenage boy lusted after his Farrah Fawcett poster in the 70s.

Well there it sat in the refrigerator overnight and it haunted my dreams.

After a restless sleep and a hearty breakfast the next morning, I suddenly found myself alone in the kitchen before heading to school. Now was my chance!!

I downed that container of buttermilk, rinsed the carton out with water, filled it with more water and sat it in the fridge just as if it had never been touched or opened. Then I took off out the door to school.

Let's just say mom wasn't too happy with me when I got home from school and it still makes me laugh to this very day thinking about it.

wp_rathead · 14-09-2014 11:56AM

When younger put about 40 penny sweets in brown bag.
Tell person at till you have 30 in bag.
Save 10p.

The guilt made them taste better

DVDM93 · 14-09-2014 12:07PM

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

When I was a teenager my mom had bought a carton of buttermilk and put it into the fridge and she was planning to have some the next day.

Now in our house, buttermilk was a very rare commodity that was bought only when the moon was full on an Indian Summer night in the midst of October after it had rained for 3 full days and 3 full nights. Buttermilk was a magical elixer of life and I loved it. I lusted after it like a teenage boy lusted after his Farrah Fawcett poster in the 70s.

Well there it sat in the refrigerator overnight and it haunted my dreams.

After a restless sleep and a hearty breakfast the next morning, I suddenly found myself alone in the kitchen before heading to school. Now was my chance!!

I downed that container of buttermilk, rinsed the carton out with water, filled it with more water and sat it in the fridge just as if it had never been touched or opened. Then I took off out the door to school.

Let's just say mom wasn't too happy with me when I got home from school and it still makes me laugh to this very day thinking about it.

Buttermilk? You dirty dirty bastard.

Titzon Toast · 14-09-2014 12:42PM

A used to set my own alarm to go off really early in the morning and I'd sneak into the hall, switch off the house alarm, and then hit the trip switch on the ELCB board, thus resetting my Mothers digital alarm clock.
More often than not this would earn me and my brother a day off school.

Also, I used to carefully open all the Christmas crackers and steal the toys and trinkets from them.

That's all I'm willing to admit to at this stage. I'm saving the rest for my death bed.

Teyla Emmagan · 14-09-2014 12:50PM

Crumpets wrote: »

Puked all over a new Penney's dress at a college party last year. Decided I didn't like the dress anymore and wasn't arsed washing it. Somehow managed to successfully return it to Penney's for a full refund. :pac:

That is just scummy.

Miss Lizzie Jones · 14-09-2014 12:59PM

DVDM93 wrote: »

Buttermilk? You dirty dirty bastard.

I have no regrets.

Celly Smunt · 14-09-2014 01:55PM

Mint Aero wrote: »

Why don't you just buy two?

This is marks and spencers here,you buy two.

Mint Aero · 14-09-2014 02:21PM

Celly Smunt wrote: »

This is marks and spencers here,you buy two.

no no no you're not listening to me, listen, listen now ok you listening? right like why don't you buy the double pack of chocolate and the double pack of toffee?

Celly Smunt · 14-09-2014 02:34PM

Mint Aero wrote: »

no no no you're not listening to me, listen, listen now ok you listening? right like why don't you buy the double pack of chocolate and the double pack of toffee?

Because then its 15 euro or something for two desserts (well 4). That **** don't sit right with me.

FairytaleGirl · 14-09-2014 02:35PM

One year I went on sabotage at Easter.

Ate half of alllllll the eggs, kept the uneaten half wrapped in foil at the 'window' of the box so you couldnt tell.

The chocolate coma combined with the confused faces of my brothers and sister on Easter Sunday was completely worth it!

RollieFingers · 14-09-2014 03:22PM

Celly Smunt wrote: »

I don't like chocolate desserts,she does. So when in M&S I sneak a toffee one into the packet and put the other chocolate one in a different pack, she gets her chocolate one and I get a toffee one.

The next person buying them will be left with the same combo.

Such a **** thing to do and then pass off as "sneaky" when you are too cheap to actually buy the products you want!

Unknown Soldier · 14-09-2014 04:13PM

My current sneaky thing is to take pictures of crosswords in some newsrags, then print them off in work to do during my lunch.

Miss Lizzie Jones · 14-09-2014 04:27PM

Unknown Soldier wrote: »

My current sneaky thing is to take pictures of crosswords in some newsrags, then print them off in work to do during my lunch.

Now that is living dangerously!!

Birneybau · 14-09-2014 04:53PM

Unknown Soldier wrote: »

My current sneaky thing is to take pictures of crosswords in some newsrags, then print them off in work to do during my lunch.

Mad b@stard!

Duff · 14-09-2014 04:57PM

Unknown Soldier wrote: »

My current sneaky thing is to take pictures of crosswords in some newsrags, then print them off in work to do during my lunch.

That's probably the scummiest thing I've read on this thread. Even worse than dress-pebbledashed-with-vomit girl.

Celly Smunt · 14-09-2014 05:14PM

RollieFingers wrote: »

Such a **** thing to do and then pass off as "sneaky" when you are too cheap to actually buy the products you want!

Yeah well deal with it.

KingOfFairview · 14-09-2014 05:25PM

Titfecked a mates bird. He was an eejit though, and treated her badly

14-09-2014 05:40PM

Me and a mate payed on a Dublin bus to town one night with chocolate money. Was in tears for the rest of the journey.

Afroshack · 14-09-2014 05:48PM

My brother is severely allergic to certain fruits and as a result of almost suffocating on a banana as a toddler, is deathly afraid of them. If he annoyed me as a child I used to stuff bananas into his pillow, line them up in his bed so he'd pill back his covers and hey-presto, he'd wee himself a little. I also stuffed them into his toybox, his schoolbag, into his sock drawer or basically anywhere he'd put his hand without looking. Sometimes even in his shoes.

He got me back when he realised how afraid of bees I was

Bafucin · 14-09-2014 05:49PM

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Titfecked a mates bird. He was an eejit though, and treated her badly

Justifies nothing.

wp_rathead · 14-09-2014 06:07PM

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Titfecked a mates bird. He was an eejit though, and treated her badly

Ya he wouldn't even "titfeck" her

DVDM93 · 14-09-2014 06:36PM

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Titfecked a mates bird. He was an eejit though, and treated her badly

He wasn't your mate so, or shouldn't be, for a few reasons.

If you disagree then that's a real scummy thing to do, hardly sneaky.

"Titfeck"? Christ.

Bafucin · 14-09-2014 06:43PM

Afroshack wrote: »

My brother is severely allergic to certain fruits and as a result of almost suffocating on a banana as a toddler, is deathly afraid of them. If he annoyed me as a child I used to stuff bananas into his pillow, line them up in his bed so he'd pill back his covers and hey-presto, he'd wee himself a little. I also stuffed them into his toybox, his schoolbag, into his sock drawer or basically anywhere he'd put his hand without looking. Sometimes even in his shoes.

He got me back when he realised how afraid of bees I was

Your brother is afraid of fruit?

Sneakiest thing you have done???

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