Sneakiest thing you have done???

stalebread · 13-09-2014 10:37PM #1

What is the lowest, sneakiest thing you have ever done?

Did you get away/ caught?

Wacker The Attacker · 13-09-2014 10:38PM

I'm a man of honour. I attack from the front

solomafioso · 13-09-2014 10:38PM

Limbo'd about three feet. I tripped and hit the bar, so didn't get away with it.

Specialun · 13-09-2014 10:39PM

Why dont you tell us first op

Autonomous · 13-09-2014 10:39PM

Crawl on my belly...

Sir Arthur Daley · 13-09-2014 10:46PM

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I'm a man of honour. I attack from the front

You do of course :rolleyes:

Tail Docker · 13-09-2014 11:18PM

I re-regged BEFORE I closed my last account....

shoot, this isn't public, is it??

Sparklygirl · 13-09-2014 11:26PM

I always let on to everyone that I am a crap liar and never lie. It is too hard to keep a straight face, to rem what I have said etc. I have had no reason to tell a big lie in many years, but I can lie and very very well (cue evil laughter). Sneaky lol.

EoghanIRL · 13-09-2014 11:29PM

Put coffee in cup and tell cashier it's tea because it's cheaper.

uch · 13-09-2014 11:52PM

Sweaty Hole one time, went into Penneys changing rooms and dried me hole with the changing room Curtain

Son Of A Vidic · 13-09-2014 11:53PM

A hot, silent Guinness fart in a packed lift.

myshirt · 13-09-2014 11:56PM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

A hot, silent Guinness fart in a packed lift.

Something definitely very, very sinister indeed there.

You are a bad man sir.

calanus · 13-09-2014 11:58PM

Pissed into a glass* while dancing with a girl because if I left there was no way I was getting back to this part of the dancefloor as the place was bunged. Didn't get caught until I had zipped up and was setting it down to the side of dancefloor. She thought it was my drink and grabbed it to take a sip...... No idea what happened because I behaved like some kind of quantum particle and found spaces where there were none and was out of there by the time she would have realised wither way

*Realise that it might just be the scummiest thing I have ever done and I have worked in a bar and experienced this more times than I could imagine but... you know, things etc.

deise08 · 13-09-2014 11:59PM

Why, you low down, dirty dog.

fleet_admiral · 14-09-2014 12:02AM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

A hot, silent Guinness fart in a packed lift.

I did something similar but much worse years ago.

I was in work after a very heavy night on the guinness followed by a vindaloo and desperately needed to build a log cabin
I went and it was so smelly the paint was peeling off the walls. the toilet was part of the changing room so I plugged in a heater to make it worse. One of the waitresses went in and nearly collapsed at the door when the guinness/indian poo cloud hit her.
I didnt flush either

stalebread · 14-09-2014 12:03AM

Specialun wrote: »

Why dont you tell us first op

Got really pissed drunk made a drunken move on a mates bird who was rotten lookin

Wasn't a mate for much longer...., ah well

MadYaker · 14-09-2014 12:04AM

I robbed a bottle of Captain Morgans from behind a bar in a marquee at a wedding. It was sneaky because I wasn't at the wedding, in fact the wedding was over because it was about 6am and the marquee was closed so some stealth was required to avoid detection by the hotel staff that were cleaning up.

Paddy Cow · 14-09-2014 12:09AM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

A hot, silent Guinness fart in a packed lift.

That's no laughing matter! Did you hear about the guy who was convicted of manslaughter for holding his wife's head under the pillow after he did a Guinness fart and he suffocated her? :eek:

stalebread · 14-09-2014 12:10AM

Was in Burger King one faithful day having a quick meal on my own

Just finishing up the burger I farted
Or so I thought it was a warm wet shart.

Being far from home and no spare clothes I finished the burger and drink headed into the jax gave jeans a wash with a little toilet roll water. Cleaned myself up and left scuttery boxers rolled up hidden Behind the bowl. And strolled out like a boss

DVDM93 · 14-09-2014 12:13AM

stalebread wrote: »

Was in Burger King one faithful day having a quick meal on my own

Just finishing up the burger I farted
Or so I thought it was a warm wet shart.

Being far from home and no spare clothes I finished the burger and drink headed into the jax gave jeans a wash with a little toilet roll water. Cleaned myself up and left scuttery boxers rolled up hidden Behind the bowl. And strolled out like a boss

You left out a few sneaky words and punctuation in that story too didn't ya? Made for hard reading :P

stalebread · 14-09-2014 12:21AM

DVDM93 wrote: »

You left out a few sneaky words and punctuation in that story too didn't ya? Made for hard reading :P

Sorry

keith16 · 14-09-2014 12:27AM

Jurys Hotel charge for wi-fi so I usually just go to the bar and say, "hey man, I left my code up in the room, do you have a spare one handy?"

Works every time, it's amazing how far confidence can get you. In this case, free wifi. So not that amazing I guess. But you see where I'm coming from.

DVDM93 · 14-09-2014 12:29AM

stalebread wrote: »

Sorry

I love you x

csallmighty · 14-09-2014 12:29AM

So one night I was texting a girl I knew at about 2 in the morning. She tells me she's home alone and wants the d but she lives miles away. So I sneak into the kitchen and get the keys to my mums car and climbed out my room window and pushed the car a few metres away so nobody would hear me starting it up. Spent the next two hours at her house then drove back and pushed the car perfectly back into place and climbed back in the widow. Got up for school the next morning completely wrecked but it was worth it.

DVDM93 · 14-09-2014 12:30AM

keith16 wrote: »

Jurys Hotel charge for wi-fi so I usually just go to the bar and say, "hey man, I left my code up in the room, do you have a spare one handy?"

Works every time, it's amazing how far confidence can get you. In this case, free wifi. So not that amazing I guess. But you see where I'm coming from.

Sneaky ****ers charging for wifi.

keith16 · 14-09-2014 12:30AM

DVDM93 wrote: »

Sneaky ****ers charging for wifi.

Actually yeah.

I love you too x

Crumpets · 14-09-2014 12:31AM

Puked all over a new Penney's dress at a college party last year. Decided I didn't like the dress anymore and wasn't arsed washing it. Somehow managed to successfully return it to Penney's for a full refund. :pac:

DazMarz · 14-09-2014 12:35AM

I wore sneakers (for sneaking!) and stole the world's largest Cubic Zirconia out from under the nose of the vigilantes guarding the place. Then, once captured, I convinced everyone in the town that there were millions of dollars buried under a big "T". I made my escape thereafter.

F1ngers · 14-09-2014 12:38AM

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Put coffee in cup and tell cashier it's tea because it's cheaper.

I'll see your coffee and raise you two sausages, two rashers and a hash brown.

Sam Kade · 14-09-2014 12:45AM

When my brother and I were young we decided to cut each others hair. I said that I would cut his first which I did and made a complete b@lls of it, he said right your turn now I declined and ran away

Duff · 14-09-2014 09:57AM

Years ago when WWF: Smackdown and Resident Evil 2 were just out for the Playstation, my uncle brought me home the games from America. However, as the Playstation games in the US and Europe are different, they wouldn't play on my Playstation. So I had this brainwave - went into Xtravision, rented the games out and swapped them out for my US region games. Poor sods who rented them out next.

Sneakiest thing you have done???

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