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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • #4712
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Hotfail and LizzieJones both gone? Nooooooooo! ;____;

    Ah ffs.... :mad:


  • #4713
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    When you're already halfway into a personal call in work when someone comes within earshot and you have to continue with the (now very strained) call, compounded by the embarrassment of them not having a fúcking clue what you're on about:

    "er five"
    ...
    "itchy skin"
    ...
    "kind of red raised bumps"
    ...
    "not really...last bath was about 3 weeks ago"
    ...
    "vaccination? Um...last one was just over a year ago"
    ...
    "no longer intact, no. Never had a period in fact"
    ...
    "could be harvest mites at this time of year alright"


    I'm talking about the dog I swear! :P


  • #4714
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Hotfail and LizzieJones both gone? Nooooooooo! ;____;
    Right Christy, tell us who should replace them? Pleeeeese!


  • #4715
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    gugleguy wrote: »
    Right Christy, tell us who should replace them? Pleeeeese!
    Skinny Christy?


  • #4716
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Hotfail and LizzieJones both gone? Nooooooooo! ;____;

    :(:(


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  • #4717
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    In fairness, wear nothing, in fairness.

    In fairness, ain't nobody got time fo dat sight


  • #4718
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    a corn,

    between my two last toes. 1st time ever having anything wrong with my feet.

    Looking at it like WTF, where did that come from. SO sore...

    would rather get a smear than show someone my foot.

    had to buy stuff for it, would rather spend that cash on vino.

    Pain in the gicker


  • #4719
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Sadderday wrote: »
    a corn,

    between my two last toes. 1st time ever having anything wrong with my feet.

    Looking at it like WTF, where did that come from. SO sore...

    would rather get a smear than show someone my foot.

    had to buy stuff for it, would rather spend that cash on vino.

    Pain in the gicker

    It's absolutely fascinating when it comes out though, it's like a little tree cause it actually has roots and all!


    My trivial annoyance is the fact I look jaundiced today


  • #4720
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    It's absolutely fascinating when it comes out though, it's like a little tree cause it actually has roots and all!


    My trivial annoyance is the fact I look jaundiced today

    YUCK

    thinking about that puts me off my lunch ! - on the flip side - thanks I could do with losing a few pounds.

    What do you mean jaundiced ? Like yella ? sunkissed !


  • #4721
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Sadderday wrote: »
    a corn,

    between my two last toes. 1st time ever having anything wrong with my feet.

    Looking at it like WTF, where did that come from. SO sore...

    would rather get a smear than show someone my foot.

    had to buy stuff for it, would rather spend that cash on vino.

    Pain in the gicker


    :eek: What kind of chiropadist experiences have you had??


    Trivial annoyance - remembering am overdue for smear :(


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  • #4722
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Like my liver has packed in, nothing out only the whites of my eyes.
    How did you get the corn?


  • #4723
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    :eek: What kind of chiropadist experiences have you had??


    Trivial annoyance - remembering am overdue for smear :(

    Horrible horrible things. I'd rather have a penis


  • #4724
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Horrible horrible things. I'd rather have a penis


    Than a speculum? :pac:


  • #4725
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Like my liver has packed in, nothing out only the whites of my eyes.
    How did you get the corn?


    Eh, you might want to get looked at there Lexie :) - either that or you've been on a mad one a couple of nights this week?

    I dunno how I got the bleeding thing.... I was in LAnzarote last week and I was walking around in cheap but nice pennys runners.... ?

    How do you get corns?


  • #4726
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Sadderday wrote: »
    Eh, you might want to get looked at there Lexie :) - either that or you've been on a mad one a couple of nights this week?

    I dunno how I got the bleeding thing.... I was in LAnzarote last week and I was walking around in cheap but nice pennys runners.... ?

    How do you get corns?

    Oh no I put on a fake tan last night, not used to wearing it, ruined my lovely sheets and smelled rank, got up this morning and was like "awkward."

    I don't know how you get corns, they say ill fitting shoes. Or is that bunions


  • #4727
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Than a speculum? :pac:

    Even that word looks menacing! I had to get it done on Wednesday. Was horrible. I had to have it done last year too cause I had turned 25, so I'm hoping that's me done with them now for three years


  • #4728
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Oh no I put on a fake tan last night, not used to wearing it, ruined my lovely sheets and smelled rank, got up this morning and was like "awkward."

    I don't know how you get corns, they say ill fitting shoes. Or is that bunions


    I tried fake tan once, looked like cold bisto dried into my sheets.

    I'd rather do a few sunbeds but ya'd get strung out on them trying to stay brown-er.

    Spastic bleedin foot - its gonna put me off the friday night ride.


  • #4729
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Even that word looks menacing! I had to get it done on Wednesday. Was horrible. I had to have it done last year too cause I had turned 25, so I'm hoping that's me done with them now for three years

    I thought they were three years apart? I'd actually never slept with a guy when I got my first one so was majorly horrendous and horrible and did I mention horrendous? "You might feel a little bit of pressure now" as you get turned inside out :rolleyes: Plus the doctor decided to wait until I was up on the table in a most undignified position to tut and say "someone's taken off with my speculum! Hang on a minute" - I'm looking at her thinking that thing is going nowhere near me - you literally dont know where it's been! :( :P


  • #4730
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Cashiers in a bank have to be the slowest people on the planet to do ANYTHING!!!!!


  • #4731
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,011 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Sadderday wrote: »
    I dunno how I got the bleeding thing.... I was in LAnzarote last week and I was walking around in cheap but nice pennys runners.... ?

    How do you get corns?

    Think she might be thinking of verrucas.


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  • #4732
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I thought they were three years apart? I'd actually never slept with a guy when I got my first one so was majorly horrendous and horrible and did I mention horrendous? "You might feel a little bit of pressure now" as you get turned inside out :rolleyes: Plus the doctor decided to wait until I was up on the table in a most undignified position to tut and say "someone's taken off with my speculum! Hang on a minute" - I'm looking at her thinking that thing is going nowhere near me - you literally dont know where it's been! :( :P

    They use the same one on lots of people? :eek: she told me it was plastic and I assumed it was a fresh one for each person. Nasty!
    Yeah I thought it was every 3 years too but my first one came back with cell changes or something, and although it didn't mean anything bad, I had to have one repeated in a years time to see if it was back to normal so hopefully it is.

    Trivial annoyance about living with someone - when they use your expensive things. I buy nice shower gel, that smells nice, and he scoffs at how much I pay for it. But that doesn't stop him getting into the shower and using it up on me, like it doesn't stop him using my extentions shampoo, on his big fat head. Major GRR. Then when I give out to him he's like why are you spending so much on XX in the first place? Ugh


  • #4733
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Trivial annoyance about living with someone - when they use your expensive things.

    I hate when people use my TV to watch crap TV shows... :pac:


  • #4734
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    They use the same one on lots of people? :eek: she told me it was plastic and I assumed it was a fresh one for each person. Nasty!
    Yeah I thought it was every 3 years too but my first one came back with cell changes or something, and although it didn't mean anything bad, I had to have one repeated in a years time to see if it was back to normal so hopefully it is.

    Trivial annoyance about living with someone - when they use your expensive things. I buy nice shower gel, that smells nice, and he scoffs at how much I pay for it. But that doesn't stop him getting into the shower and using it up on me, like it doesn't stop him using my extentions shampoo, on his big fat head. Major GRR. Then when I give out to him he's like why are you spending so much on XX in the first place? Ugh



    Oh Yeah ..................

    I hate that, he says... I may aswell use some conditioner because its there... even though I pay 10euro a bottle for it.

    He will eat the biscuits he picked in the supermarket in one go and then start hammering mine even though i obviously tried to hide them by putting them behind the pots where he would never look.

    AND......... when I buy milk, butter, cakes, mayo... anything that should be in the fridge... your welcome to use but PUT IT BACK INTO THE FKN FRIDGE


  • #4735
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Incorrect sizes. Last weekend I ordered some stuff from asos and it arrived today. One of the items was a pair of jeans, with a "short" leg. Hmm. It's about 5 inches too long so I've rolled them up like a complete farmer. Rage.
    http://tinypic.com/r/se87s7/8

    What part of that resembles "short"


  • #4736
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    My Friday happiness has been killed by reading about that fire in the dogs home. Poor little souls, already dealt cr*p cards in life and waiting for someone to take them away and love them - and then they suffer that kind of death. I hate the world sometimes! :(

    Edit: I hate the world most of the time! The sooner we become extinct the better for all other life forms.


  • #4737
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Maybe they're short but you're really really short?


  • #4738
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I thought they were three years apart? I'd actually never slept with a guy when I got my first one so was majorly horrendous and horrible and did I mention horrendous? "You might feel a little bit of pressure now" as you get turned inside out :rolleyes: Plus the doctor decided to wait until I was up on the table in a most undignified position to tut and say "someone's taken off with my speculum! Hang on a minute" - I'm looking at her thinking that thing is going nowhere near me - you literally dont know where it's been! :( :P

    Is that the same yoke they use when checking your tonsils....:eek:


  • #4739
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    When someone dies, boards should just pup a popup overlay on AH to say "Bla Bla has died... now you know, so don't start a fcuking thread about it."


  • #4740
    yeppydeppy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,167 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    Butter in a fridge? What's wrong with you? Butter should be kept out of the fridge so it's nice and soft and therefore spreadable. Hard butter annoys me.


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  • #4741
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    smash wrote: »
    When someone dies, boards should just pup a popup overlay on AH to say "Bla Bla has died... now you know, so don't start a fcuking thread about it."


    SIX threads, and counting! Honestly, the need some people have to claim be "Fiiiirst!" on social media is getting as bloody annoying as the death notices threads themselves.


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