Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

Frigga_92

conorhal wrote: »

That'll teach you for weeing in the shower!

For a sec I was thinking wha?:eek:
And then I read my post:p

shruikan2553

I prefer big spiders to the army of tiny spiders that was near my bed.

elfy4eva

Looks like a house spider Lexie, probably a male.

If it's any consolation the reason they come indoors at this time
of year is to look for love.

czechlin

elfy4eva wrote: »

Looks like a house spider Lexie, probably a male.

If it's any consolation the reason they come indoors at this time
of year is to look for love.

:eek:

He can go and fcuk love himself! What an ugly beast :pac:

yeppydeppy

Messaging people and not getting a response...féckers.

Frigga_92

So romantic.

czechlin

I presume some of you have seen the spider-dog videos. It's funny watching it but if it happened to me I would have died!!!!!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

A house spider?! He looks like he could be shergars brother, those legs. Shudder

Frigga_92

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

People who, instead of blowing their nose, snort their way through the day, making one of the most disgusting noises known to man.

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

(mouth noises, snorting, generally being loud, slurping tea and the like).

This person is currently eating a Pot Noodle. I want to slice my ears off.

Aglomerado

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

This person is currently eating a Pot Noodle. I want to slice my ears off.

One of my colleagues, a tightfisted,pompous old git, has got his bi-annual cold.
This involves loud nose blowing into a hanky in his coat pocket (the coat is on a hanger behind his desk, so he stands up to do this). At least, I think it's a hanky. It could be the lining of the pocket for all I know. I don't look too closely. The volume of snot that comes out of the fcuker is unreal; he's at it for several minutes.

Another colleague, a kind lady, asked him does he take anything for the cold, such as Vitamin C or other supplements, to which he replied, in an irritated tone, "No, no, this happens twice a year, I just let it take its course". Mank.

Another colleague sounds like Wynton Marsalis when he blows his nose, but that makes me laugh!:D

eisenberg1

yeppydeppy wrote: »

Messaging people and not getting a response...féckers.

Massaging people and not getting a response.....that's worse.

Frigga_92

Song lyrics these days:
"I know you want it, bang bang all over you" and that's 3 women "singing" this "song"...

Frigga_92

Nicki Minaj.

eisenberg1

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

Nicki Minaj.

I know I said it last week...But whats with her ass?? She looks like she could cross the Sahara without water.

Do people really find that attractive?

Frigga_92

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I know I said it last week...But whats with her ass?? She looks like she could cross the Sahara without water.

Do people really find that attractive?

And if I am not mistaken she chose to have her bum surgically enhanced to look like that

Now i want a curly wurly

eisenberg1

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

And if I am not mistaken she chose to have her bum surgically enhanced to look like that

Yep, I mean your is what it is, but to pump it up to look like that?

Aglomerado

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Yep, I mean your is what it is, but to pump it up to look like that?

Gas is supposed to come OUT of arses, not go into them!!!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Himselfs mother.
She's lovely but Jesus, couldn't be dealing. She never calls around usually but he obviously told her I was under pressure with the whole babysitting business. She called around and wanted tea. We don't drink tea. The only drinks I can offer her are alcoholic. Then she started on about how it "suits me" and that she can't wait to be a grandma, yeah, my oh is the oldest. I'm breaking out in hives at the thoughts of it.

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Yep, I mean your is what it is, but to pump it up to look like that?

Whatever about her arse, she has the face of a Bonobo ape.

Vel

The fact that Tuc crackers now come in bacon flavour. I have almost polished off an entire pack in under 2 hours

Aglomerado

Vel wrote: »

The fact that Tuc crackers now come in bacon flavour. I have almost polished off an entire pack in under 2 hours

:eek: where have you purchased these delights? The sour cream and onion ones are nyom too!
Any time I buy things like these I've them scoffed in a couple of hours too.

jimgoose

Vel wrote: »

The fact that Tuc crackers now come in bacon flavour. I have almost polished off an entire pack in under 2 hours

<SLAM>

OldNotWIse

The mouthful of warm, flat diet coke that I just swallowed

Barely There

Vel wrote: »

The fact that Tuc crackers now come in bacon flavour.

What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason,
how infinite in faculties, in form and moving,
how express and admirable in action, how like an angel in apprehension,
how like a god!

Czarcasm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

The mouthful of warm, flat diet coke that I just swallowed

At least it was only diet coke



(it's probably the fact that I have a friend that pronounces 'coke' with an accent that makes it sound like she's asking for 'cock', that triggered my juvenile mind... for shame )

LynnGrace

Getting a reminder letter, and not very pleasantly worded at that, for something you have paid.
Once you say you can prove you paid it, they then manage to 'discover' it's their fecking mistake. Yep, tell me something I don't know. Now feck off. :mad:

OldNotWIse

Czarcasm wrote: »

At least it was only diet coke



(it's probably the fact that I have a friend that pronounces 'coke' with an accent that makes it sound like she's asking for 'cock', that triggered my juvenile mind... for shame )

If I could place bets on your replies I'd be a rich woman

Boom_Bap

Tuc crackers have been added to the shopping list. Bacon Flavour. F*ck Yeah.

Wossack

when you're a good few cars back, the lights go green and the dozy fecker ahead of you doesnt move off. Eventually, he wakes up, and he gets though the lights, and you dont - him typically bombing through a yellow light

oh I wish...