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Golfing Epitaphs - Fourball Up For Grabs

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 262 ✭✭LinksLad


    "Cast a cold eye:
    On hook, on slice,
    Tee up, let fly"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,015 ✭✭✭✭FixdePitchmark


    LinksLad wrote: »
    "Cast a cold eye:
    On hook, on slice,
    Tee up, let fly"

    Was thinking something like that :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    Surely this headstone is an immovable obstruction?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    I'll just play it as I lie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,518 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    "Finally I get relief"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    "My recovery stats were never the best"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,015 ✭✭✭✭FixdePitchmark


    Links Dreams

    Everyone is still asleep on the east.
    The dew still unprinted by foot.
    A sun red, in an autumnal rising.
    True shadows of the links can be seen

    Just prior to that moment of rest
    You see your last shot – your best
    The smiles and golfing friend’s faces
    Your victories, your losses, missed aces

    This man lies rested, has seen and found all
    Had courses and coasts to himself
    Made great shots and poor – friends in the course
    But can dream them all up again now


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭Slicemeister


    paradise ain't all its cracked up to be, there's an aul geezer with a halo holding the whole show up!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 802 ✭✭✭m r c


    Over par......... Sometimes its a good thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭cgh


    no more nagging over golf


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 417 ✭✭Freemount09


    This time it was the balls turn to tell me "get in the hole"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭dennyire


    Here lies Jonny
    Golfs no more
    Hit by a ball
    .....no shout of Fore


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭Dbu


    'GreeBo will never find me here':)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭dennyire


    I'll just take a drop here!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,922 ✭✭✭Macker1


    Goddammit It will be hard to avoid a flyer from this deep lie. Time to say some prayers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,518 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    Dbu wrote: »
    'GreeBo will never find me here':)

    I wouldn't bet on it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 802 ✭✭✭m r c


    GreeBo wrote: »
    I wouldn't bet on it.

    Last time i read the charter we weren't allowed talk of gambling here ;-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 463 ✭✭mister gullible


    shhhh - I'm about to play.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 463 ✭✭mister gullible


    I think it's your honour, I'll wait.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭dennyire


    I told you I had the Yips!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 103 ✭✭nomunnnofun


    Did you hear someone shout FORE ?


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