Golfing Epitaphs - Fourball Up For Grabs

Kermar · 08-09-2014 10:48PM

Ah this wedge is useless, more spin off a broken washing machine

whizbang · 08-09-2014 11:35PM

The final Stroke won me this hole.

onlyfinewine · 09-09-2014 01:53AM

Well at last I found a cure for my flying right elbow, will someone kindly advise Padraig?

golfwallah · 09-09-2014 07:24AM

Great front nine - then the wheels came off!

Tweaky · 09-09-2014 08:23AM

All I ever wanted to do was live long enough to shoot my age in a round

geeksauce · 09-09-2014 08:52AM

Any chance of a Mulligan?

**Edit

Never mind just saw Redzerdogs post #59.

Seve OB · 09-09-2014 09:35AM

Mashed Potatoes

GreeBo · 09-09-2014 09:48AM

stevieob wrote: »

Mashed Potatoes

Get In The Hole?

Seve OB · 09-09-2014 09:49AM

GreeBo wrote: »

Get In The Hole?

yea but someone got there before me! I was thinking of sticking a spud plant on my grave also

Dayor Knight · 09-09-2014 10:15AM

Qualifies to play in GUI open competitions (singles) until end of next year

GreeBo · 09-09-2014 10:16AM

"Distance Member"

Dayor Knight · 09-09-2014 10:18AM

Sang Slievenamon with gusto. Never played it.

Thud · 09-09-2014 10:19AM

Sunk an easy(tough) six footer to finish the round

Subacio · 09-09-2014 10:26AM

You're standing on my ball.

rollotomasi · 09-09-2014 11:01AM

RIP Phenom

Username exists · 09-09-2014 11:59AM

When the caddy said "S**t you're buried, he wasn't joking"

ozymandias10 · 09-09-2014 12:06PM

Its looking like more than five hours for the round now

cgh · 09-09-2014 12:09PM

"Finally in the hole"

Dtoffee · 09-09-2014 12:12PM

Here lies Kevin,
heading for the fairways of heaven.
Where, under Gods watchful eye,
He'll never again have a bad lie !

or

Here lies Kevin,
heading for the 1st tee in heaven.
No more slices or hooks
he's already in Gods good books

:rolleyes:

spacecoyote · 09-09-2014 01:06PM

Some advice: Next time the wife says "I'll murder you if you sneak out for another round"...listen

Dbu · 09-09-2014 02:01PM

Found it!

ozymandias10 · 09-09-2014 02:25PM

even tiger couldn't get out of this one

bailey99 · 09-09-2014 02:27PM

the lawman wrote: »

I'm on the first with Seve and my Grandad....Leave me be.

Get's my vote anyway!

bailey99 · 09-09-2014 02:29PM

Golfers Prayer
“Almighty God, as we play through our 18 holes of life, we pray that you will give us a drive that’s both long enough to reach our goals, and yet straight enough to keep us out of trouble.

Help us avoid the traps and hazards of life; nevertheless, should we find ourselves in them, give us the tools, skills and desire to escape them with no penalty. May we always stay in bounds.”

Help us to be willing to stand by - and not play through - those in genuine need. May we always play with honor.”

And finally, when we’ve putted out on the 18th green, we pray that we will have demonstrated the integrity of our character, so that you will judge us worthy enough to join your threesome and play eternally on your heavenly course. Amen.”

ozymandias10 · 09-09-2014 03:03PM

I think I need a ruling

rollotomasi · 09-09-2014 03:59PM

Its X-Hot down here...

Freemount09 · 09-09-2014 04:09PM

Let this be a lesson to anyone reading this - you have to get a buggy around Macreddin !

denachoman · 09-09-2014 04:18PM

Can someone take my name off the timesheet for Sunday please?

Freemount09 · 10-09-2014 11:44AM

To my friends down there keep golfing - Grip it and R.I.P. it.

Domo1982 · 10-09-2014 11:56AM

No Return

Golfing Epitaphs - Fourball Up For Grabs

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