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Do you know how to attract the opposite sex?

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  • #32
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,333 ✭✭✭deise08


    How Soon Is Now wrote: »
    You have a boot for a face and a wonky box?

    :) ha ha eh probably rusty by this stage :)


  • #33
    kennydapro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭kennydapro


    Just comfortable in your own skin, act naturally and view that person with a loving heart!

    but if you think that's the worst ****ing advice ever, then just go with 'the smell of AIDS, famine and civil war' and rohypnol :)


  • #34
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    deise08 wrote: »
    :) ha ha eh probably rusty by this stage :)
    pics?


  • #35
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Stockings


  • #36
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    My last ex wasn't interested in me the first 4 times I tried to get with her. So I would say the best way to attract the opposite sex is to wear them down over a series of months until their resolve is so low that they decide "**** it, I'll yield"
    So for all those people stuck in the friendzone. Just keep at them until such a point that you've broken their spirit! Women love that

    EDIT: Also Money, its a little known fact that when people are aware you are in posession of money you become inexplicably more attractive.
    A Phenomenon that has scientists baffled.


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  • #37
    How Soon Is Now
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,277 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    deise08 wrote: »
    :) ha ha eh probably rusty by this stage :)

    Loads of old cans of WD-40 knocking about AH id say!.


  • #38
    Roquentin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Roquentin


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    My last ex wasn't interested in me the first 4 times I tried to get with her. So I would say the best way to attract the opposite sex is to wear them down over a series of months until their resolve is so low that they decide "**** it, I'll yield"
    So for all those people stuck in the friendzone. Just keep at them until such a point that you've broken their spirit! Women love that

    EDIT: Also Money, its a little known fact that when people are aware you are in posession of money you become inexplicably more attractive.
    A Phenomenon that has scientists baffled.

    sounds like a soviet gulag camp


  • #39
    kennydapro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭kennydapro


    Roquentin wrote: »
    sounds like a soviet gulag camp

    For women, or men?


  • #40
    Steve F
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Steve F


    I won the euromillions,next day inundated with offers from the opposite sex.Strange that.Maybe it was the cheap aftershave that was putting them off....


  • #41
    Roquentin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Roquentin


    kennydapro wrote: »
    For women, or men?

    the women. remember the russian roulette scene in the deer hunter.....something like that


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  • #42
    Roquentin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Roquentin


    Steve F wrote: »
    I won the euromillions,next day inundated with offers from the opposite sex.Strange that.Maybe it was the cheap aftershave that was putting them off....

    i won it twice


  • #43
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    I got off with a lady in the euromillions office. It ended when she discovered I was just delivering a pizza.


  • #44
    ebbsy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,405 ✭✭✭ebbsy


    If ye splash the cash they will flash their gash.


  • #45
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    Talking about my ex a lot on dates. Also random crying interspersed with fits of hysterical laughter. And texting, lots of texting. Sending the same message twice if he doesn't reply instantly. Reels them in it does.


  • #46
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Men: will you be happy to do sexual things with me because you like me?


  • #47
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Just click your fingers!


  • #48
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    smash wrote: »
    Just click your fingers!

    To get their labrador's attention?


  • #49
    House of Blaze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 627 ✭✭✭House of Blaze


    Dancing.


  • #50
    FortuneChip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭FortuneChip


    Ventriloquism.


  • #51
    UCDVet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    Numerous studies have shown that the more money I make, the more attractive women will find me. Sadly, it is completely true.


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  • #52
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    I know how to attract them just don't know how to keep them ...


  • #53
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Glue a pair of manolo Blahniks to your forehead and spray Chanel No5 in their eyes when they get close enough.


  • #54
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Smile.


  • #55
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Smile.

    Tis the truth.


  • #56
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    To get their labrador's attention?

    Always works for blondes :pac:


  • #57
    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    Chocolate.


  • #58
    Jogathon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 516 ✭✭✭Jogathon


    Well, I didn't think I did but last night something weird happened.

    I was out for my run and I was jogging away in my own world and a car drove up, parked on the other side of the road and a man got out. He came across the road and stopped me. I thought he was looking for directions, but he wasn't. He said he had to stop and tell me that he thought I was very cute, but I was probably married. I laughed, very nervously, and said "Ha ha, nothing like that! Thanks very much!", and I sprinted off.

    I called into the gardai today because when I said it to a few people today they said they'd like to know that kind of stuff just to keep it on record.

    So basically, five miles in, sweaty and red-faced and I still got it. (Slaps ass)

    Am a bit freaked though as that's a regular route.


  • #59
    yermandan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭yermandan


    Confidence and genuinely liking yourself > every bull**** 'tip' you will read/hear


  • #60
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    By existing.


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  • #61
    boostenergy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 13 ✭boostenergy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Stockings

    any pictures lassie?


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