Do you know how to attract the opposite sex?

Golovkin p4p best

Or the same sex if it applies.

Frosty McSnowballs

Yes, just be as needy and as clingy as possible.

KeithM89

Magnets.

The Strawman Argument

Not in the slightest, I'm infinitely more attractive (to people I'd be interested in, anyways) when it's the last thing on my mind.

bodice ripper

spread 'em.

Barely There

I just use my good looks and charm.

efb

Sex pics

Balmed Out

Not washing and gyrating my arse or groin in front of them certainly helps

catallus

Paint your mickey to look like money

groucho marx

Lie

Agricola

I flash my social services card and show 'em my 17 year old hatchback.

Antar Bolaeisk

Currently I'm experimenting with everything that drives them away.

dodderangler

Just wear nothing at all
Nothin at all
Nothin at all...
Stupid sexy flanders

Nib

Lynx Africa.

deise08

Haven't a clue

How Soon Is Now

If your a woman basically your in once u dont have a boot for a face and a wonky box and even then.....

A man well that all depends on whats going threw the highly complex mind of a woman! Unless shes an absolute slapper of course :pac:

Buona Fortuna

Hold a member of their family hostage, or buy the mortage to her parents house and threaten to foreclose.

Eating out of your hand

wazky

I draw a smiley on the tip of my knob, women love it.

deise08

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

If your a woman basically your in once u dont have a boot for a face and a wonky box and even then.....

this must be me so

titan18

http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/uexc_attach/duffman.gif

Doing this repeatedly tends to work

How Soon Is Now

deise08 wrote: »

this must be me so

You have a boot for a face and a wonky box?

recylingbin

elk p*ss

boostenergy

Well when I have visited the south I often chatted to young ladies about Ulster history and mythology, sometimes they went to the toilets and I never seen them again. bloody freestaters

Roquentin

The Strawman Argument wrote: »

Not in the slightest, I'm infinitely more attractive (to people I'd be interested in, anyways) when it's the last thing on my mind.

that is actually true. If you go out to just have a good time, you become relaxed and people take to you more. Go out trying to "impress" and you rarely do (performance anxiety)

Buona Fortuna

Slattsy wrote: »

Rohypnol.

Works for me - who needs conversation?

El Weirdo

Nib wrote: »

Lynx Africa.

Indeed.

Chicks just love the smell of AIDS, famine and civil war.

TheBeardedLady

Snake hips.

How Soon Is Now

El Weirdo wrote: »

Indeed.

Chicks just love the smell of AIDS, famine and civil war.

Dont forget there latest sent Ebola!.

gugleguy

No. A woman knows how to attract me.

Frosty McSnowballs

It's all about the high post count

Buona Fortuna

wazky wrote: »

Or consent?

Informed consent :P

deise08

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

You have a boot for a face and a wonky box?

ha ha eh probably rusty by this stage

kennydapro

Just comfortable in your own skin, act naturally and view that person with a loving heart!

but if you think that's the worst ****ing advice ever, then just go with 'the smell of AIDS, famine and civil war' and rohypnol

recylingbin

deise08 wrote: »

ha ha eh probably rusty by this stage

pics?

Stockings

Timmyctc

My last ex wasn't interested in me the first 4 times I tried to get with her. So I would say the best way to attract the opposite sex is to wear them down over a series of months until their resolve is so low that they decide "**** it, I'll yield"
So for all those people stuck in the friendzone. Just keep at them until such a point that you've broken their spirit! Women love that

EDIT: Also Money, its a little known fact that when people are aware you are in posession of money you become inexplicably more attractive.
A Phenomenon that has scientists baffled.

How Soon Is Now

deise08 wrote: »

ha ha eh probably rusty by this stage

Loads of old cans of WD-40 knocking about AH id say!.

Roquentin

Timmyctc wrote: »

My last ex wasn't interested in me the first 4 times I tried to get with her. So I would say the best way to attract the opposite sex is to wear them down over a series of months until their resolve is so low that they decide "**** it, I'll yield"
So for all those people stuck in the friendzone. Just keep at them until such a point that you've broken their spirit! Women love that

EDIT: Also Money, its a little known fact that when people are aware you are in posession of money you become inexplicably more attractive.
A Phenomenon that has scientists baffled.

sounds like a soviet gulag camp

kennydapro

Roquentin wrote: »

sounds like a soviet gulag camp

For women, or men?

Steve F

I won the euromillions,next day inundated with offers from the opposite sex.Strange that.Maybe it was the cheap aftershave that was putting them off....

Roquentin

kennydapro wrote: »

For women, or men?

the women. remember the russian roulette scene in the deer hunter.....something like that

Roquentin

Steve F wrote: »

I won the euromillions,next day inundated with offers from the opposite sex.Strange that.Maybe it was the cheap aftershave that was putting them off....

i won it twice

FloatingVoter

I got off with a lady in the euromillions office. It ended when she discovered I was just delivering a pizza.

ebbsy

If ye splash the cash they will flash their gash.

beks101

Talking about my ex a lot on dates. Also random crying interspersed with fits of hysterical laughter. And texting, lots of texting. Sending the same message twice if he doesn't reply instantly. Reels them in it does.

ToddyDoody

Men: will you be happy to do sexual things with me because you like me?

smash

Just click your fingers!

smash

smash wrote: »

Just click your fingers!

To get their labrador's attention?

House of Blaze

Dancing.

FortuneChip

Ventriloquism.

UCDVet

Numerous studies have shown that the more money I make, the more attractive women will find me. Sadly, it is completely true.