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Do you know how to attract the opposite sex?

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Or the same sex if it applies.

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deise08

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

You have a boot for a face and a wonky box?

ha ha eh probably rusty by this stage

kennydapro

Just comfortable in your own skin, act naturally and view that person with a loving heart!

but if you think that's the worst ****ing advice ever, then just go with 'the smell of AIDS, famine and civil war' and rohypnol

recylingbin

deise08 wrote: »

ha ha eh probably rusty by this stage

pics?

[Deleted User]

Stockings

Timmyctc

My last ex wasn't interested in me the first 4 times I tried to get with her. So I would say the best way to attract the opposite sex is to wear them down over a series of months until their resolve is so low that they decide "**** it, I'll yield"
So for all those people stuck in the friendzone. Just keep at them until such a point that you've broken their spirit! Women love that

EDIT: Also Money, its a little known fact that when people are aware you are in posession of money you become inexplicably more attractive.
A Phenomenon that has scientists baffled.

How Soon Is Now

deise08 wrote: »

ha ha eh probably rusty by this stage

Loads of old cans of WD-40 knocking about AH id say!.

Roquentin

Timmyctc wrote: »

My last ex wasn't interested in me the first 4 times I tried to get with her. So I would say the best way to attract the opposite sex is to wear them down over a series of months until their resolve is so low that they decide "**** it, I'll yield"
So for all those people stuck in the friendzone. Just keep at them until such a point that you've broken their spirit! Women love that

EDIT: Also Money, its a little known fact that when people are aware you are in posession of money you become inexplicably more attractive.
A Phenomenon that has scientists baffled.

sounds like a soviet gulag camp

kennydapro

Roquentin wrote: »

sounds like a soviet gulag camp

For women, or men?

Steve F

I won the euromillions,next day inundated with offers from the opposite sex.Strange that.Maybe it was the cheap aftershave that was putting them off....

Roquentin

kennydapro wrote: »

For women, or men?

the women. remember the russian roulette scene in the deer hunter.....something like that

Roquentin

Steve F wrote: »

I won the euromillions,next day inundated with offers from the opposite sex.Strange that.Maybe it was the cheap aftershave that was putting them off....

i won it twice

FloatingVoter

I got off with a lady in the euromillions office. It ended when she discovered I was just delivering a pizza.

ebbsy

If ye splash the cash they will flash their gash.

beks101

Talking about my ex a lot on dates. Also random crying interspersed with fits of hysterical laughter. And texting, lots of texting. Sending the same message twice if he doesn't reply instantly. Reels them in it does.

ToddyDoody

Men: will you be happy to do sexual things with me because you like me?

smash

Just click your fingers!

[Deleted User]

smash wrote: »

Just click your fingers!

To get their labrador's attention?

House of Blaze

Dancing.

FortuneChip

Ventriloquism.

UCDVet

Numerous studies have shown that the more money I make, the more attractive women will find me. Sadly, it is completely true.

Sunnyisland

I know how to attract them just don't know how to keep them ...

Tail Docker

Glue a pair of manolo Blahniks to your forehead and spray Chanel No5 in their eyes when they get close enough.

Daveysil15

Smile.

[Deleted User]

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Smile.

Tis the truth.

smash

[Deleted User] wrote: »

To get their labrador's attention?

Always works for blondes :pac:

Macavity.

Chocolate.

Jogathon

Well, I didn't think I did but last night something weird happened.

I was out for my run and I was jogging away in my own world and a car drove up, parked on the other side of the road and a man got out. He came across the road and stopped me. I thought he was looking for directions, but he wasn't. He said he had to stop and tell me that he thought I was very cute, but I was probably married. I laughed, very nervously, and said "Ha ha, nothing like that! Thanks very much!", and I sprinted off.

I called into the gardai today because when I said it to a few people today they said they'd like to know that kind of stuff just to keep it on record.

So basically, five miles in, sweaty and red-faced and I still got it. (Slaps ass)

Am a bit freaked though as that's a regular route.

yermandan

Confidence and genuinely liking yourself > every bull**** 'tip' you will read/hear

anncoates

By existing.

boostenergy

Deleted User wrote: »

Stockings

any pictures lassie?