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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • #4052
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I'm bad at giving clues...


  • #4053
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    gramar wrote: »
    What did his girlfriend say when Pinnochio was going down on her?
    Lie to me, Pinocchio, lie to me!

    That doesn't make sense. She'd just end up being impailed :eek:


  • #4054
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Eh? Are we meant to peel them upside down? That makes no sense :confused:


    I know, that's what I said, continued to peel them my way regardless :D

    Should've seen the expressions a fella was making one day in work when he saw me eating an orange. I just turned to him and said "do you peel apples and pears too? Exactly!".

    /smug bastard :D


  • #4055
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    smash wrote: »
    Clue... he was ****

    Ah :P


  • #4056
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Full beards.
    Simpletons walking around with full beards. What the actual **** is it about? Is it because Conor McGregor has a full beard? It works for him. He's deadly. He also wears nice clothes, tailored suits, and can pull it off. The full bearded idiots in Portlaoise though? They're walking around in Nike airs and pennies best. seriously. Check yourselves before you wreck yourselves.

    Worse still is the young lads with full scruffy beards who wear stupid wooly hats. Seriously lads, are there no mirrors in your houses?


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  • #4057
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    http://www.wikihow.com/Peel-a-Banana

    Do any of the guys fidget uncomfortably reading this, especially the "snap" method?

    Edit: lmao "throwing method"?


  • #4058
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    The No7 beauty serum ad. They claim that none of the women in the ad were allowed to/had seen themselves in a mirror for 6 weeks. Who the fcuk do they think they are kidding? The only women who don't check their reflections before they leave the house are those in a coma or in a 3rd world sh*t hole country where they can't afford a mirror.

    That sort of blatant lying means that I will never buy the product.


  • #4059
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    smash wrote: »
    Clue... he was ****

    Or trying to make a canoe....;)


  • #4060
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Do any of the guys fidget uncomfortably reading this, especially the "snap" method?

    Four Split Method aka the Lorena Bobbitt


  • #4061
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    http://www.wikihow.com/Peel-a-Banana

    Do any of the guys fidget uncomfortably reading this, especially the "snap" method?

    Edit: lmao "throwing method"?


    The "four skin" method...


    Obvious inyourendoh is obvious... :p


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  • #4062
    Barely There
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    smash wrote: »
    Four Split Method aka the Lorena Bobbitt


    Where does Ms Bobbit live now?

    Kilcock.


    I made that one up myself so I did,


  • #4063
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Barely There wrote: »
    Where does Ms Bobbit live now?

    Kilcock.


    I made that one up myself so I did,


    Stillorgan:D


  • #4064
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    http://www.dailyedge.ie/funny-place-names-ireland-998203-Jul2013/


  • #4065
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    gramar wrote: »
    http://www.dailyedge.ie/funny-place-names-ireland-998203-Jul2013/


    No Meanus on that list?


  • #4066
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    gramar wrote: »
    http://www.dailyedge.ie/funny-place-names-ireland-998203-Jul2013/
    I've definitely been to Muff, Lousybush, Fannystown & Slutsend anyway!


  • #4067
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    No Meanus on that list?

    I'm surprised Nobber didn't make it in either.


  • #4068
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    smash wrote: »
    I've definitely been to Muff, Lousybush, Fannystown & Slutsend anyway!

    What about Pen Island?


  • #4069
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    What about Pen Island?
    The thought process actually went: Pen Island? Pen Island? Pen Island? Ah! Penis Land!

    needs sleep


  • #4070
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    What about Pen Island?
    What a domain name. It's one of the greats along with therapist finder


  • #4071
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,792 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    The thought process actually went: Pen Island? Pen Island? Pen Island? Ah! Penis Land!

    needs sleep

    Sounds like an idea for a Theme Park!


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  • #4072
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Sounds like an idea for a Theme Park!

    Lol, thinking about the improv job on those water shooters where you had to shoot the water into a hole to get a prize :P


  • #4073
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Sounds like an idea for a Theme Park!

    Anyone for a ride on the "Big Dipper"?


  • #4074
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,792 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Anyone for a ride on the "Big Dipper"?

    Or the Wánking Waltzers?


  • #4075
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I'm getting some quotes for a boundary wall today and over the next few days. I hate it. I hate having a guy stand in front of me, look me in the eye and lie to me, because I'm a woman and he assumes I'm too dumb to suspect that I'm being bulls1tted. Fecks sake, I want a good job done for a fair price. It shouldn't be so fricking stressful.


  • #4076
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,792 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Or a willie-shaped log flume that splashes all over the place? :pac:


  • #4077
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    http://www.ultimaterollercoaster.com/coasters/afterburn-carowinds

    Afterburn - might want to get that seen to love :)


  • #4078
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Lol, thinking about the improv job on those water shooters where you had to shoot the water into a hole to get a prize :P

    In penis land, any hole's a goal!


  • #4079
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    I'm getting some quotes for a boundary wall today and over the next few days. I hate it. I hate having a guy stand in front of me, look me in the eye and lie to me, because I'm a woman and he assumes I'm too dumb to suspect that I'm being bulls1tted. Fecks sake, I want a good job done for a fair price. It shouldn't be so fricking stressful.

    Maybe he's just like me and assumes everyone else is too dumb to suspect that they're being bullshítted? :p :pac:


  • #4080
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    I'm getting some quotes for a boundary wall today and over the next few days. I hate it. I hate having a guy stand in front of me, look me in the eye and lie to me, because I'm a woman and he assumes I'm too dumb to suspect that I'm being bulls1tted. Fecks sake, I want a good job done for a fair price. It shouldn't be so fricking stressful.

    So ya want a wall misses.... D'ya like degs?


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  • #4081
    Barely There
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    Accuweather.

    The most inaptly named website ever.


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