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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • #3662
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    whirlpool wrote: »
    Re: having sex in the shower.

    (I'm watching the Dawn of the Dead re-make and it's one of the first scenes.)

    Does anyone actually like having sex in the shower?

    You've to stand up for the whole thing and you keep having to spit out the water and the other person's skin just feels rubbery.

    I do, I kinda like it tbh....


  • #3663
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    whirlpool wrote: »


    It wasn't the aul one (who was 80 and played by a 60 year old), it was actually the youngest one of all of them, who was meant to be mid-50s. :pac:

    (Please don't bully me.)

    Ok, ok. My memory aint what it used to be:)


  • #3664
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    whirlpool wrote: »
    Unless you're dying and the tea is the cure, STOP DRINKING THE TEA

    ;)

    Bono (while slowly clapping his hands, to the audience) "Every time I clap my hands, in Africa, a child dies"

    Voice from the back "Well stop clapping your fcuking hands then!"


  • #3665
    everything is embarassing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3 ✭everything is embarassing


    Nerdlingr wrote: »
    Washing up.
    I live with a few housemates, if i'm washing up my stuff and they're got a few bits and pieces I say throw it in. Whats the point in wasting more water later when I can do it now. Were all in this together right?
    Anyway, I left a knife and a glass jar by the sink the other day to do later. One of the girls was washing up after her dinner later that night. Grand I thought. About an hour later i go to fill up the kettle - the knife and glass jar are still there. She'd washed up all her and her friend's dishes, pots, pans etc but left the knife and jar !!!
    Would it have been too much to ask to f*cking wash those as well??!!!!!
    This has happened quite a lot recently. Sends me f*cking raging - its wrecking my head!!!!
    Could ya not just wash up those as well...i know theyre not yours but come on!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:

    This annoys me to no end. Dated a girl who lived with two people, I'd stay there often enough. When I'd see her flatmates leave glasses,plates what have you in the sink I'd wash them up when doing my own, but if I left so much as a knife it was there until the next time I was back if the gf didn't get it!


  • #3666
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    whirlpool wrote: »
    Unless you're dying and the tea is the cure, STOP DRINKING THE TEA

    ;)

    I can't! :( I fcuking love tea...


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  • #3667
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    whirlpool wrote: »
    That's kind of a mean thing for your mother to say to you. :p

    When I finished school at 18 my mother set out a few ground rules for living under their roof. I smoked at that time and she said so long as I was living under their roof and earning my own money I could come and go as I pleased. Drink, smoke, but under no circumstances was I ever to come home and tell her I was pregnant. She was dead against single mothers. It was '91 and not that common among my parents circle of friends to have daughters who were unmarried mothers.

    I never wanted kids so that was fine with me. :D


  • #3668
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Was voted in as "social secretary" for the year in work.
    Wouldnt mind except now I have to plan outings for the year for 35 people that are harder to please than a porn star in the sack with a virgin..... :(


  • #3669
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    Rude people. As I was walking into the garage shop earlier, to pay for petrol, the woman just ahead of me let the door slam back in my face, then half heartedly said 'sorry' in that vague, insincere way that made me wonder why she bothered.
    She then tried to jump the queue when a second till opened, but the person who actually was next headed her off. When she arrived at the till, she announced to the cashier, and the shop in general, 'oh I can't pay yet, my husband is still filling the petrol', then stood there, looking affronted, when the cashier called the next person forward.
    When I left the shop, the husband still hadn't appeared. Meanwhile about ten people had paid.


  • #3670
    whirlpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    I can't! :( I fcuking love tea...

    Put down the tea and slowly back away....


  • #3671
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Paintballing!!
    Dinner and Drinks. But definitely paintballing


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  • #3672
    Griever931
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭Griever931


    People who talk when watching tv but shushes anyone else who makes a sound.


  • #3673
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Was voted in as "social secretary" for the year in work.
    Wouldnt mind except now I have to plan outings for the year for 35 people that are harder to please than a porn star in the sack with a virgin..... :(

    Thankless task, I served my time on work social committees.
    Make sure to get others on board with you to do some of the work.
    There will always be some who run down everything you organise, but just let that go in one ear and out the other.


  • #3674
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    LynnGrace wrote: »
    Thankless task, I served my time on work social committees.
    Make sure to get others on board with you to do some of the work.
    There will always be some who run down everything you organise, but just let that go in one ear and out the other.

    Dont I know it......
    Lets just say my idea of fun and their idea of fun are polar opposites!!
    Last years xmas night out wearing reindeer antlers and a flashing rudolph nose to name just one....!!


  • #3675
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    /googles The Chain Gang.......
    That'll learn em not to vote me in again...... ;) :-D


  • #3676
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    When the vainest Facebook friend I have posted a selfie of herself last night. And you can clearly see caked on fairy dust on one of her nostrils. To point it out or not!!


  • #3677
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    whirlpool wrote: »
    Put down the tea and slowly back away....

    NEVER!


  • #3678
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Dont I know it......
    Lets just say my idea of fun and their idea of fun are polar opposites!!
    Last years xmas night out wearing reindeer antlers and a flashing rudolph nose to name just one....!!

    My husband usually avoids his companies Sports and Social events, I'm eternally grateful that I don't have to attend the BBQ's, Race nights and Christmas party. :)


  • #3679
    whirlpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    When the vainest Facebook friend I have posted a selfie of herself last night. And you can clearly see caked on fairy dust on one of her nostrils. To point it out or not!!

    What's fairy dust?


  • #3680
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    whirlpool wrote: »
    What's fairy dust?

    Cocaine


  • #3681
    whirlpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Cocaine

    Jeeze does EVERYONE BUT ME take drugs?! I'm really starting to feel left out.


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  • #3682
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    whirlpool wrote: »
    Jeeze does EVERYONE BUT ME take drugs?! I'm really starting to feel left out.

    Nope only the losers take drugs. You're cool, see.


  • #3683
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    My husband usually avoids his companies Sports and Social events, I'm eternally grateful that I don't have to attend the BBQ's, Race nights and Christmas party. :)

    Partners aren't allowed attend our social nights, it's only for employees...


  • #3684
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    My husband usually avoids his companies Sports and Social events, I'm eternally grateful that I don't have to attend the BBQ's, Race nights and Christmas party. :)

    I wouldnt mind but partners arent even allowed.....just the same faces you have been looking at day in day out!!
    Ah just have to get on with it now but definately gonna liven em up a bit :-D


  • #3685
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    I wouldnt mind but partners arent even allowed.....just the same faces you have been looking at day in day out!!
    Ah just have to get on with it now but definately gonna liven em up a bit :-D

    Just remember that you can't please all of the people all of the time, so you might as well please yourself. :D


  • #3686
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    Dublin GAA.










    :pac: :D


  • #3687
    Bepolite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭Bepolite


    People that don't fecking indicate. You slow everyone down w*nkers.

    That and people that don't know what fog lights are for - the clue is in the bloody name.

    And finally Hazards - clue is again in the name.


  • #3688
    BigBrownBear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 284 ✭✭BigBrownBear


    When the call goes out for boarding an aircraft and there's a cattle stampede.
    We'll still land at the destination, mainly on time, regardless of whether you're first or last on the plane


  • #3689
    Mudmask
    Closed Accounts Posts: 145 ✭✭Mudmask


    Moving into what appears to be a very clean house. Then once the landlords leaves discovering it is not clean. Just wasted two hours cleaning the shower and kitchen sink. :(
    I don't particularly mind cleaning but when it'a someone else's dirt... Anger!.


  • #3690
    whirlpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    When I'm 65, I'm gonna start eating and drinking whatever the f___ I want. Cookies, beer, pizza, McDonalds..... Can't wait!!!!!!


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  • #3691
    Bepolite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭Bepolite


    whirlpool wrote: »
    When I'm 65, I'm gonna start eating and drinking whatever the f___ I want. Cookies, beer, pizza, McDonalds..... Can't wait!!!!!!


    I'm gonna start a heroin habbit at 70, unless VR gets to the point I can live in a virtual brothel full time.


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