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KeshFM93 · 27-08-2014 12:59PM

Grayson wrote: »

For those that haven't listened to it, it's only 16 minutes long and it's worth listing to any random 2 minutes. It's painful the hysteria on display. Is Tubridy the only guy between 18 & 50 who has not played GTA?

Listened to the first 4 mins of it . First world problems or what.

If a game has elements that disturb you don't play the facking game!!!!!

If your 12 and your parents get you an 18s game that's their fault for "warping" your mind.

I saw mental programmes/films as a kid and I don't suddenly want to go to Cyberdyne and crush a terminator or fire silver coins into a giant spider (IT the clown)

My point is if your nuts your nuts.

I mean I'm perfectly normal for example
I remember when..

(Hold on)

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My flying koala bear with a grenade launcher for an arse and penknives for teeth agrees with me 100%

All a load of EPIC bullsh1t!

KeshFM93 · 27-08-2014 01:08PM

sean1141 wrote: »

I was doing that bmx one in the prison.. no way could I figure out how to finish it

the motorbike one can be done without going over the tightrope.. just go down the cliff on the right cross the bridge and up the other side to the finish line..

Yeah but wanted to finish it properly otherwise its just a rubbish race.

The cycling one in the prison is hard (finish line) , you have to get a good run at it. Don't jump the first little bit of the ramp because you'll end up on the main ramp anyway. And jumping the first bit will just slow you down.

Once your on the second (main ramp to the tower) pull back on the left analog stick so ull be on your back wheel only.

This greatly increases your speed and gives you the juice to land on top of the tower. Cannot be finished in GTA mode if you land on the balcony of the tower and try to bunny hop over or climb over.

sean1141 · 27-08-2014 02:39PM

played a decent user created death match there called long shot.. Up on roof tops in the city with sniper rifles.. well worth trying out

KeshFM93 · 27-08-2014 02:46PM

sean1141 wrote: »

played a decent user created death match there called long shot.. Up on roof tops in the city with sniper rifles.. well worth trying out

Can be awkard to get people to join deathmatches, for me anyway.

I think most if not all have a 4 some 6 player minimum . Had something like the one you played bookmarked (maybe its the same one) but never got to try out no fecker would join. Or wasn't enough players to start .

TacoMan · 27-08-2014 03:22PM

That Armageddon race/capture that Proco posted a few days ago is a good laugh. I played it with another crew member the other day, I'd say its deadly with a few more people. Do any of the aircraft have weapons? My "tactic" was just run for the Zentorno and floor it down to the drop off point.

Kenjataimu · 27-08-2014 03:57PM

TacoMan wrote: »

That Armageddon race/capture that Proco posted a few days ago is a good laugh. I played it with another crew member the other day, I'd say its deadly with a few more people. Do any of the aircraft have weapons? My "tactic" was just run for the Zentorno and floor it down to the drop off point.

I think its a case of just flying into your target.

Myself & Kesh tested it a couple days ago. It seems like whoever delivers a car to the checkpoint (or whatever its called) wins. If the person in the car dies they respawn in a plane so they can fly back to get another car. Or someone else can hop into a car.
Its probably a capture best suited to crew only so we can decide who wants to do what.

KeshFM93 · 27-08-2014 04:17PM

Proco Jr. wrote: »

I think its a case of just flying into your target.

Myself & Kesh tested it a couple days ago. It seems like whoever delivers a car to the checkpoint (or whatever its called) wins. If the person in the car dies they respawn in a plane so they can fly back to get another car. Or someone else can hop into a car.
Its probably a capture best suited to crew only so we can decide who wants to do what.

It is a good mission/capture but I think whoever is driving the car has the advantage.

You would want at least 4 players (decent pilots) after the player in the car to succeed / make it fair

Will give it a go later if there's a few on.

KeshFM93 · 27-08-2014 04:45PM

Just want to say if you make a playlist beware of adding deathmatches or any mission capture that require a minimum amount of players.

Reason being you could start off with 5 players and drop to 3 and all of a sudden you can't finish your playlist because you haven't the required amount of players.

Max Mafioso · 27-08-2014 05:39PM

I had a go at the Creator a while back and made a Deathmatch if anyone wants to try it out. It's minimum 2 afaik, I'm online at the moment playing it. It's called Mirror Park Mayhem

Kenjataimu · 27-08-2014 06:53PM

I made a deathmatch as well.

Seen something like this ages ago but I couldnt find it again so I just made it.

Windmill Snipers Link so you can bookmark it

6 player only due to minimal respawn points.

You respawn on top of a windmill & all you have is the heavy sniper.

I need to test it properly with a few of ye though.

EDIT: Half tested it there, really need at least 4 people.

Max Mafioso · 27-08-2014 07:16PM

I've added it to my game.
It won't let me post mine because I'm a "new" poster

Kenjataimu · 27-08-2014 07:56PM

Max Mafioso wrote: »

I've added it to my game.
It won't let me post mine because I'm a "new" poster

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/RPsV8J3qmEyPjhRU1GvC7Q?platformId=2

That should be the link to yours.

& added.

Max Mafioso · 27-08-2014 08:31PM

Thats it yeah, cheers Proco!

I've 2 tanks on the map one in a parking lot and one slightly hidden

Kenjataimu · 27-08-2014 09:16PM

Max Mafioso wrote: »

Thats it yeah, cheers Proco!

I've 2 tanks on the map one in a parking lot and one slightly hidden

Schneaky :pac:

Joeseph Balls · 28-08-2014 09:30AM

DJ, got disconnected last night again. This is taking the piss the last few days:mad::mad:

TacoMan · 28-08-2014 12:16PM

Joeseph Balls wrote: »

DJ, got disconnected last night again. This is taking the piss the last few days:mad::mad:

That's mad cos last night CM & meself managed to finish a 13 job playlist without any freezing, a rarity these days. We started with 3 but I think TherapyBoy might've frozen along the way.

djflawless · 28-08-2014 02:51PM

Joeseph Balls wrote: »

DJ, got disconnected last night again. This is taking the piss the last few days:mad::mad:

Got put out twice meself.someone may check the hamsters I think!!

Kenjataimu · 28-08-2014 04:42PM

C.M_jc · 28-08-2014 04:46PM

TacoMan wrote: »

That's mad cos last night CM & meself managed to finish a 13 job playlist without any freezing, a rarity these days. We started with 3 but I think TherapyBoy might've frozen along the way.

That playlist was a good laugh but it was a shame it was only the two of us. It's always more fun with more players. Some of those races though! I'd say we must have had two or three DNFs each. :pac: I wonder if it's actually possible to cross over the barriers.

djflawless · 28-08-2014 05:10PM

Anyone played Xbox today?after getting a maintenance screen there now??

TacoMan · 28-08-2014 09:44PM

C.M_jc wrote: »

That playlist was a good laugh but it was a shame it was only the two of us. It's always more fun with more players. Some of those races though! I'd say we must have had two or three DNFs each. :pac: I wonder if it's actually possible to cross over the barriers.

Yeah, some tricky ones in there. I wouldn't have a hope, or the patience to cross that barrier. I can imagine getting close to the end and falling off :mad: *controller smashed off the wall* Next time there's a few on I'll start it up, it would be excellent with a full lobby.

Just finished a playlist with Kesh, not the greatest tbh, but we were playing with Craig Bellamy. A man of few words. Fond of the machine guns, was our Craig.

keano25 · 28-08-2014 11:00PM

Playing a mission earlier and was with two other guys. One of them was the grenade launcher, blow everything up in sight type fella. Ye know the type.

Anyway didn't he make **** of my car in the process of the mission, they had arrived in another two seater sports car.

So the calmer of the two collected the package that had to be delivered and reinforcements were arriving thick and fast and he says over the headset 'lets go'

So I see di*khead who blew up my car headin for the passenger seat leavin me high and dry, so I run after him and say "where you goin?" over my headset, hold triangle and yank the ****er out of the car, throwing him on the floor and I jump in. Me and the other fella speed off leaving him to the wolves and while were roaring laughing on the headsets he's throwing a barrage of abuse at me and his friend for leaving him.

But after his big rant, what nearly brought me to tears laughing was over the now silence on the headsets this cockney accent saying "oh for fcuk sake they just killed me now thanks to ye 2" he sounded genuinely depressed over it.

Turned out to be a sound bloke tho.

Max Mafioso · 29-08-2014 07:28AM

So I had this idea of making a race over LSA but the area is off limits so I decided to make it just outside the terminal instead. The plan was to have it up in the sky and make it like a Mario Kart level with gaps and ramps to jump over them but I couldnt find a way to stack containers on top of each other so that I could put them up high.

Is there a way of stacking them? I played a created death match where it was up high on stacked containers. Maybe they can only be stacked for Death matches?

Anyway, in the end I just made a race outside that goes around the car park and through the back, over a gate and onto some containers.

Kenjataimu · 29-08-2014 04:34PM

Proco Jr. wrote: »

I made a deathmatch as well.

Seen something like this ages ago but I couldnt find it again so I just made it.

Windmill Snipers Link so you can bookmark it

6 player only due to minimal respawn points.

You respawn on top of a windmill & all you have is the heavy sniper.

I need to test it properly with a few of ye though.

EDIT: Half tested it there, really need at least 4 people.

I played this a couple of times since.
There seems to be one spot that is a bit of a spawn trap where guys will respawn on the windmill beside you more frequently, so you can just wait to kill them (if you are quicker to see them).

And another windmill seems to be a bit isolated from the rest.

If I got rid of those two windmills it would mean I'd have to cut the deathmatch to 4 or 5 players (from 6).

I'm not majorly happy with it but it'll have to do :pac:

Kenjataimu · 29-08-2014 04:53PM

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52300/this-week-only-get-50-off-assistance-from-merryweather

My name is URL · 29-08-2014 04:56PM

There's some guy giving away modded accounts on Reddit if anyone's interested.

http://www.reddit.com/r/gtaglitches/comments/2ex8qd/release_modded_account_giveaway_ps3/

I've no idea how it works but I put in for one to see what the story is

Kenjataimu · 29-08-2014 05:13PM

My name is URL wrote: »

There's some guy giving away modded accounts on Reddit if anyone's interested.

http://www.reddit.com/r/gtaglitches/comments/2ex8qd/release_modded_account_giveaway_ps3/

I've no idea how it works but I put in for one to see what the story is

I wouldn't chance that myself. :pac:
Too risky imo.

My name is URL · 29-08-2014 05:22PM

Proco Jr. wrote: »

I wouldn't chance that myself. :pac:
Too risky imo.

I'll probably not bother myself, just curious to see how it's done more than anything else.

Max Mafioso · 29-08-2014 06:05PM

So I'm currently on a train, making my getaway after an all out war with 6 other players at the airfield in Senora desert. I hit start to look at the map and I see 4 players behind me. They're in a cop car in the tracks, following the train lol
So I get the sniper rifle out and kill the passenger then the driver. They're still after me hahaha

Max Mafioso · 29-08-2014 06:08PM

So I'm currently on a train, making my getaway after an all out war with 6 other players at the airfield in Senora desert. I hit start to look at the map and I see 4 players behind me. They're in a cop car in the tracks, following the train lol
So I get the sniper rifle out and kill the passenger then the driver. They're still after me hahaha

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