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    #9752
    Max Mafioso
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭Max Mafioso


    I've added it to my game.
    It won't let me post mine because I'm a "new" poster :/


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    #9753
    Kenjataimu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    Max Mafioso wrote: »
    I've added it to my game.
    It won't let me post mine because I'm a "new" poster :/

    http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/RPsV8J3qmEyPjhRU1GvC7Q?platformId=2

    That should be the link to yours.

    & added.


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    #9754
    Max Mafioso
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭Max Mafioso


    Thats it yeah, cheers Proco! :)

    I've 2 tanks on the map one in a parking lot and one slightly hidden :D


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    #9755
    Kenjataimu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    Max Mafioso wrote: »
    Thats it yeah, cheers Proco! :)

    I've 2 tanks on the map one in a parking lot and one slightly hidden :D

    Schneaky :pac:


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    #9756
    Joeseph Balls
    Registered Users Posts: 3,710 ✭✭✭Joeseph Balls


    DJ, got disconnected last night again. This is taking the piss the last few days:mad::mad:


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    #9757
    TacoMan
    Registered Users Posts: 945 ✭✭✭TacoMan


    Joeseph Balls wrote: »
    DJ, got disconnected last night again. This is taking the piss the last few days:mad::mad:

    That's mad cos last night CM & meself managed to finish a 13 job playlist without any freezing, a rarity these days. We started with 3 but I think TherapyBoy might've frozen along the way.


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    #9758
    djflawless
    Registered Users Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    Joeseph Balls wrote: »
    DJ, got disconnected last night again. This is taking the piss the last few days:mad::mad:

    Got put out twice meself.someone may check the hamsters I think!!


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    #9759
    Kenjataimu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu




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    #9760
    C.M_jc
    Registered Users Posts: 73 ✭✭C.M_jc


    TacoMan wrote: »
    That's mad cos last night CM & meself managed to finish a 13 job playlist without any freezing, a rarity these days. We started with 3 but I think TherapyBoy might've frozen along the way.

    That playlist was a good laugh but it was a shame it was only the two of us. It's always more fun with more players. Some of those races though! I'd say we must have had two or three DNFs each. :pac: I wonder if it's actually possible to cross over the barriers.


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    #9761
    djflawless
    Registered Users Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    Anyone played Xbox today?after getting a maintenance screen there now??


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    #9762
    TacoMan
    Registered Users Posts: 945 ✭✭✭TacoMan


    C.M_jc wrote: »
    That playlist was a good laugh but it was a shame it was only the two of us. It's always more fun with more players. Some of those races though! I'd say we must have had two or three DNFs each. :pac: I wonder if it's actually possible to cross over the barriers.

    Yeah, some tricky ones in there. I wouldn't have a hope, or the patience to cross that barrier. I can imagine getting close to the end and falling off :mad: *controller smashed off the wall* Next time there's a few on I'll start it up, it would be excellent with a full lobby.

    Just finished a playlist with Kesh, not the greatest tbh, but we were playing with Craig Bellamy. A man of few words. Fond of the machine guns, was our Craig. ;)


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    #9763
    keano25
    Registered Users Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭keano25


    Playing a mission earlier and was with two other guys. One of them was the grenade launcher, blow everything up in sight type fella. Ye know the type.

    Anyway didn't he make **** of my car in the process of the mission, they had arrived in another two seater sports car.

    So the calmer of the two collected the package that had to be delivered and reinforcements were arriving thick and fast and he says over the headset 'lets go'

    So I see di*khead who blew up my car headin for the passenger seat leavin me high and dry, so I run after him and say "where you goin?" over my headset, hold triangle and yank the ****er out of the car, throwing him on the floor and I jump in. Me and the other fella speed off leaving him to the wolves and while were roaring laughing on the headsets he's throwing a barrage of abuse at me and his friend for leaving him.

    But after his big rant, what nearly brought me to tears laughing was over the now silence on the headsets this cockney accent saying "oh for fcuk sake they just killed me now thanks to ye 2" he sounded genuinely depressed over it.

    Turned out to be a sound bloke tho.


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    #9764
    Max Mafioso
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭Max Mafioso


    So I had this idea of making a race over LSA but the area is off limits so I decided to make it just outside the terminal instead. The plan was to have it up in the sky and make it like a Mario Kart level with gaps and ramps to jump over them but I couldnt find a way to stack containers on top of each other so that I could put them up high.

    Is there a way of stacking them? I played a created death match where it was up high on stacked containers. Maybe they can only be stacked for Death matches?

    Anyway, in the end I just made a race outside that goes around the car park and through the back, over a gate and onto some containers.


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    #9765
    Kenjataimu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    Proco Jr. wrote: »
    I made a deathmatch as well.

    Seen something like this ages ago but I couldnt find it again so I just made it.

    Windmill Snipers Link so you can bookmark it

    6 player only due to minimal respawn points.

    You respawn on top of a windmill & all you have is the heavy sniper.


    I need to test it properly with a few of ye though.

    EDIT: Half tested it there, really need at least 4 people.


    I played this a couple of times since.
    There seems to be one spot that is a bit of a spawn trap where guys will respawn on the windmill beside you more frequently, so you can just wait to kill them (if you are quicker to see them).


    And another windmill seems to be a bit isolated from the rest.

    If I got rid of those two windmills it would mean I'd have to cut the deathmatch to 4 or 5 players (from 6).

    I'm not majorly happy with it but it'll have to do :pac:


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    #9766
    Kenjataimu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52300/this-week-only-get-50-off-assistance-from-merryweather

    actual_1409314724.jpg


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    #9767
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,059 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    There's some guy giving away modded accounts on Reddit if anyone's interested.

    http://www.reddit.com/r/gtaglitches/comments/2ex8qd/release_modded_account_giveaway_ps3/

    I've no idea how it works but I put in for one to see what the story is


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    #9768
    Kenjataimu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    My name is URL wrote: »
    There's some guy giving away modded accounts on Reddit if anyone's interested.

    http://www.reddit.com/r/gtaglitches/comments/2ex8qd/release_modded_account_giveaway_ps3/

    I've no idea how it works but I put in for one to see what the story is

    I wouldn't chance that myself. :pac:
    Too risky imo.


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    #9769
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,059 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Proco Jr. wrote: »
    I wouldn't chance that myself. :pac:
    Too risky imo.

    I'll probably not bother myself, just curious to see how it's done more than anything else.


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    #9770
    Max Mafioso
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭Max Mafioso


    So I'm currently on a train, making my getaway after an all out war with 6 other players at the airfield in Senora desert. I hit start to look at the map and I see 4 players behind me. They're in a cop car in the tracks, following the train lol
    So I get the sniper rifle out and kill the passenger then the driver. They're still after me hahaha :D


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    #9771
    Max Mafioso
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭Max Mafioso


    So I'm currently on a train, making my getaway after an all out war with 6 other players at the airfield in Senora desert. I hit start to look at the map and I see 4 players behind me. They're in a cop car in the tracks, following the train lol
    So I get the sniper rifle out and kill the passenger then the driver. They're still after me hahaha :D


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    #9772
    Kenjataimu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    Max Mafioso wrote: »
    So I'm currently on a train, making my getaway after an all out war with 6 other players at the airfield in Senora desert. I hit start to look at the map and I see 4 players behind me. They're in a cop car in the tracks, following the train lol
    So I get the sniper rifle out and kill the passenger then the driver. They're still after me hahaha :D

    We used to do bounties on a train.

    4 (or more) of us hop on a train, put max bounties on each other & wait for someone to come after us. :D


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    #9773
    Max Mafioso
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭Max Mafioso


    I like that, i hate having to spend time going after someone to kill them so I randomly jack cars in the hopes of getting a bounty put on me so the players come to me!

    Anyway, taking a short break to get a bite to eat, I'll be back online in 30 minutes or so.


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    #9774
    Kenjataimu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    Weird thing just happened to me and Bryan.

    All the icons disappeared from the mini map and when we died we wouldnt respawn.

    Just left lying there dead.

    Had to sign out and in to leave online. Tried to send a message to max to invite me so I could leave limbo.


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    #9775
    Max Mafioso
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭Max Mafioso


    Proco Jr. wrote: »
    Weird thing just happened to me and Bryan.

    All the icons disappeared from the mini menu and when we died we wouldnt respawn.

    Just left lying there dead.

    Had to sign out and in to leave online. Tried to send a message to max to invite me so I could leave limbo.

    Got the message and went to invite you and same thing happened to me


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    #9776
    Kenjataimu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    Max Mafioso wrote: »
    Got the message and went to invite you and same thing happened to me

    Cant connect anyways. Dont worry about it :pac:


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    #9777
    Kenjataimu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu




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    #9778
    TacoMan
    Registered Users Posts: 945 ✭✭✭TacoMan


    Proco Jr. wrote: »
    Weird thing just happened to me and Bryan.

    All the icons disappeared from the mini menu and when we died we wouldnt respawn.

    Just left lying there dead.

    Had to sign out and in to leave online. Tried to send a message to max to invite me so I could leave limbo.

    Had the same thing happen a couple of weeks ago. Niall and myself finished a playlist and headed to freemode, then it all went squirrely. After around 10 mins of nonsense, exactly as you described, it eventually ended in my PS3 getting completely frozen (NOOOOOOOOOOO).

    At first I thought it was a hacker being sound, but it seems too weird, even for hackers. Ignoring the vanishing/re-appearing car, we didn't get killed for no reason/lose money/see flying saucers etc. Maybe it's the R* cloud servers having a brain-fart with players' profiles & settings, instead of their usual dodgy programming network connection issues on the 9th race of every playlist.


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    #9779
    djflawless
    Registered Users Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    Sirvalentine, did you see how far my tear gas went???


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    #9780
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    No but drive through the damn gate already :P


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    #9781
    djflawless
    Registered Users Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    Sort ur headset so i know what to do :p I dont know glitches haha


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