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Fish Puns

  • 08-08-2014 12:04pm
    #1
    fortwilliam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 571 ✭✭✭


    Are Carp.


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  • #2
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,791 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    I did Nazi that coming.






























































    Am I doing this right?


  • #3
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Hande hoche! wrote: »
    Am I doing this right?

    Jew cannot be serious.


  • #4
    solomafioso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,095 ✭✭✭solomafioso


    Godwin's Law one post in? Has to be a new record!


  • #5
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    RayM wrote: »
    Jew cannot be serious.

    "There's safety in numbers"

    Tell that to 6 million Jews.


  • #6
    EggsAckley
    Registered Users Posts: 145 ✭✭EggsAckley


    This is no plaice for that sort of ling


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  • #7
    ruthloss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭ruthloss


    I'm not saying any fin.


  • #8
    freethearmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 151 ✭✭freethearmy


    Come on guys you're just krilling it now!


  • #9
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Yis are all coding me


  • #10
    freethearmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 151 ✭✭freethearmy


    If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow


  • #11
    Scorpion Sting
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,164 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    What a load of pollocks.


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  • #12
    Blue giant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,336 ✭✭✭Blue giant


    Hande hoche! wrote: »
    I did Nazi that coming.


    I find these jokes immature and disgusting. Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.


  • #13
    wp_rathead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,071 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    For fncks hake, of course salmon would start fish puns


  • #14
    blaze1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭blaze1


    there's something fishy going on here


  • #15
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    This thread is a Ray of hope


  • #16
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Just dropped a brown trout.


  • #17
    ruthloss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭ruthloss


    Puns are Cod's gift to mankind.


  • #18
    wp_rathead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,071 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    Fuzzytrooper wrote: »
    This is hardly the plaice for that sort of thing.

    Say that again and ill batter ya


  • #19
    wp_rathead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,071 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    wprathead wrote: »
    Say that again and ill batter ya

    Or finger you


  • #20
    Nichololas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Nichololas


    This thread stinks


  • #21
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Blue giant wrote: »
    I find these jokes immature and disgusting. Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.

    Makes you wonder what the response would be if we joked about the recent deaths in Gazza.


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  • #22
    Skullface McGubbin
    Registered Users Posts: 455 ✭✭Skullface McGubbin


    Nichololas wrote: »
    This thread stinks

    It Smelt better when it started.


  • #23
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Pun threads of this scale are just piscine people off.

    /FIN


  • #24
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    I hake this thread you shower of bass tards :-)


  • #25
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Makes you wonder what the response would be if we joked about the recent deaths in Gazza.

    I agree,this plaice has really sunk to new depths


  • #26
    Goodshape
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭Goodshape


    realies wrote: »
    I hake this thread you shower of bass tards :-)

    Stick around, it'll get batter.


  • #27
    danrua01
    Registered Users Posts: 405 ✭✭danrua01


    I'm having a whale of a time reading this thread.


  • #28
    ruthloss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭ruthloss


    Haddock just about enough of it now.


  • #29
    Sparks43
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    Just posting for the halibut


  • #30
    Skullface McGubbin
    Registered Users Posts: 455 ✭✭Skullface McGubbin


    Given the choice, I'd rather be a rocket scientist than a brain Sturgeon.


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  • #31
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    Well, bless my sole


  • #32
    freethearmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 151 ✭✭freethearmy


    You sure are crabby tonight!


  • #33
    freethearmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 151 ✭✭freethearmy


    Did you catch that?


  • #34
    newport2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,608 ✭✭✭newport2


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Makes you wonder what the response would be if we joked about the recent deaths in Gazza.

    Don't worry, eel burn in hell for it


  • #35
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    Octopus, squid, shark!























    Amirite?


  • #36
    newport2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,608 ✭✭✭newport2


    Duff wrote: »
    Octopus, squid, shark!























    Amirite?

    Damp squid


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  • #37
    o1s1n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,258 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    solomafioso wrote: »
    Godwin's Law one post in? Has to be a new record!

    At this stage, there should be a Godwin for someone mentioning Godwin.

    "As an online discussion involving Nazi comparisons grows longer, the probability of someone mentioning Godwin's law approaches 1"


  • #38
    blade1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,465 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    I just sprat my tea out reading these!


  • #39
    ardmacha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,476 ✭✭✭ardmacha


    What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
    Dam


  • #40
    Sparks43
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    o1s1n wrote: »
    At this stage, there should be a Godwin for someone mentioning Godwin.

    "As an online discussion involving Nazi comparisons grows longer, the probability of someone mentioning Godwin's law approaches 1"


    o1s1ns law

    I like it


  • #41
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    I agree,this plaice has really sunk to new depths

    It was brille, but it jumped the shark some pages ago......despite some people being a dab hand at the puns....

    ......I'm sure it doesn't comply with the char-ter.....


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  • #42
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Well your career as a comedian is all washed up.


  • #43
    Sparks43
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    Jawgap wrote: »
    It was brille, but it jumped the shark some pages ago......despite some people being a dab hand at the puns....

    ......I'm sure it doesn't comply with the char-ter.....

    Don't be so shellfish


  • #44
    newport2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,608 ✭✭✭newport2


    Fuzzytrooper wrote: »
    Well your career as a comedian is all washed up.

    I'm sure he'll ling-er about


  • #45
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Had a pet dolphin once and got rid of it. I couldn't find a porpoise for it.


  • #46
    Sparks43
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Had a pet dolphin once and got rid of it. I couldn't find a plaice for it.

    Fyp


  • #47
    newport2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,608 ✭✭✭newport2


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Had a pet dolphin once and got rid of it. I couldn't find a porpoise for it.

    They're too chubby for my taste anyway


  • #48
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Sparks43 wrote: »
    Fyp

    Now now my post was fine. You're just fishing for thanks and I hope others don't fall for the bait.


  • #49
    sammy37
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭sammy37


    Who are you trying to cod starting a thread like this i need some aspirin now cos its giving me a right haddock


  • #50
    newport2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,608 ✭✭✭newport2


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Now now my post was fine. You're just fishing for thanks and I hope others don't fall for the bait.

    You pouting?


  • #51
    Sparks43
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    My patience is wearing fin


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