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Fish Puns

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    #32
    freethearmy
    Registered Users Posts: 151 ✭✭freethearmy


    You sure are crabby tonight!


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    #33
    freethearmy
    Registered Users Posts: 151 ✭✭freethearmy


    Did you catch that?


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    #34
    newport2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭newport2


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Makes you wonder what the response would be if we joked about the recent deaths in Gazza.

    Don't worry, eel burn in hell for it


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    #35
    Duff
    Registered Users Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭Duff


    Octopus, squid, shark!























    Amirite?


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    #36
    newport2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭newport2


    Duff wrote: »
    Octopus, squid, shark!























    Amirite?

    Damp squid


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    #37
    o1s1n
    Registered Users Posts: 34,452 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    solomafioso wrote: »
    Godwin's Law one post in? Has to be a new record!

    At this stage, there should be a Godwin for someone mentioning Godwin.

    "As an online discussion involving Nazi comparisons grows longer, the probability of someone mentioning Godwin's law approaches 1"


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    #38
    blade1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,122 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    I just sprat my tea out reading these!


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    #39
    ardmacha
    Registered Users Posts: 7,476 ✭✭✭ardmacha


    What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
    Dam


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    #40
    Sparks43
    Registered Users Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    o1s1n wrote: »
    At this stage, there should be a Godwin for someone mentioning Godwin.

    "As an online discussion involving Nazi comparisons grows longer, the probability of someone mentioning Godwin's law approaches 1"


    o1s1ns law

    I like it


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    #41
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    I agree,this plaice has really sunk to new depths

    It was brille, but it jumped the shark some pages ago......despite some people being a dab hand at the puns....

    ......I'm sure it doesn't comply with the char-ter.....


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    #42
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Well your career as a comedian is all washed up.


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    #43
    Sparks43
    Registered Users Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    Jawgap wrote: »
    It was brille, but it jumped the shark some pages ago......despite some people being a dab hand at the puns....

    ......I'm sure it doesn't comply with the char-ter.....

    Don't be so shellfish


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    #44
    newport2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭newport2


    Fuzzytrooper wrote: »
    Well your career as a comedian is all washed up.

    I'm sure he'll ling-er about


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    #45
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Had a pet dolphin once and got rid of it. I couldn't find a porpoise for it.


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    #46
    Sparks43
    Registered Users Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Had a pet dolphin once and got rid of it. I couldn't find a plaice for it.

    Fyp


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    #47
    newport2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭newport2


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Had a pet dolphin once and got rid of it. I couldn't find a porpoise for it.

    They're too chubby for my taste anyway


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    #48
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Sparks43 wrote: »
    Fyp

    Now now my post was fine. You're just fishing for thanks and I hope others don't fall for the bait.


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    #49
    sammy37
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭sammy37


    Who are you trying to cod starting a thread like this i need some aspirin now cos its giving me a right haddock


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    #50
    newport2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭newport2


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Now now my post was fine. You're just fishing for thanks and I hope others don't fall for the bait.

    You pouting?


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    #51
    Sparks43
    Registered Users Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    My patience is wearing fin


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    #52
    newport2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭newport2


    Sparks43 wrote: »
    My patience is wearing fin

    You need to grow a pair and mussel up a bit


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    #53
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    newport2 wrote: »
    You need to grow a pair and mussel up a bit

    Stop being so shelfish


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    #54
    SkyBlueClouds
    Registered Users Posts: 271 ✭✭SkyBlueClouds


    Not bad. Cod do batter.

    We should dolphinetley scale back on those fish puns bro.


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