Fish Puns

fortwilliam

Are Carp.

Hande hoche!

I did Nazi that coming.






























































Am I doing this right?

RayM

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Am I doing this right?

Jew cannot be serious.

solomafioso

Godwin's Law one post in? Has to be a new record!

wazky

RayM wrote: »

Jew cannot be serious.

"There's safety in numbers"

Tell that to 6 million Jews.

EggsAckley

This is no plaice for that sort of ling

ruthloss

I'm not saying any fin.

freethearmy

Come on guys you're just krilling it now!

Sunnyisland

Yis are all coding me

freethearmy

If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow

Scorpion Sting

What a load of pollocks.

Blue giant

Hande hoche! wrote: »

I did Nazi that coming.

I find these jokes immature and disgusting. Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.

wp_rathead

For fncks hake, of course salmon would start fish puns

blaze1

there's something fishy going on here

Fuzzytrooper

This thread is a Ray of hope

Arthur Beesley

Just dropped a brown trout.

ruthloss

Puns are Cod's gift to mankind.

wp_rathead

Fuzzytrooper wrote: »

This is hardly the plaice for that sort of thing.

Say that again and ill batter ya

wp_rathead

wprathead wrote: »

Say that again and ill batter ya

Or finger you

Nichololas

This thread stinks

Arthur Beesley

Blue giant wrote: »

I find these jokes immature and disgusting. Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.

Makes you wonder what the response would be if we joked about the recent deaths in Gazza.

Skullface McGubbin

Nichololas wrote: »

This thread stinks

It Smelt better when it started.

anncoates

Pun threads of this scale are just piscine people off.

/FIN

Sunnyisland

I hake this thread you shower of bass tards :-)

harry Bailey esq

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Makes you wonder what the response would be if we joked about the recent deaths in Gazza.

I agree,this plaice has really sunk to new depths

Goodshape

realies wrote: »

I hake this thread you shower of bass tards :-)

Stick around, it'll get batter.

danrua01

I'm having a whale of a time reading this thread.

ruthloss

Haddock just about enough of it now.

Sparks43

Just posting for the halibut

Skullface McGubbin

Given the choice, I'd rather be a rocket scientist than a brain Sturgeon.

RikkFlair

Well, bless my sole

freethearmy

You sure are crabby tonight!

freethearmy

Did you catch that?

newport2

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Makes you wonder what the response would be if we joked about the recent deaths in Gazza.

Don't worry, eel burn in hell for it

Duff

Octopus, squid, shark!























Amirite?

newport2

Duff wrote: »

Octopus, squid, shark!























Amirite?

Damp squid

o1s1n

solomafioso wrote: »

Godwin's Law one post in? Has to be a new record!

At this stage, there should be a Godwin for someone mentioning Godwin.

"As an online discussion involving Nazi comparisons grows longer, the probability of someone mentioning Godwin's law approaches 1"

blade1

I just sprat my tea out reading these!

ardmacha

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

Dam

Sparks43

o1s1n wrote: »

At this stage, there should be a Godwin for someone mentioning Godwin.

"As an online discussion involving Nazi comparisons grows longer, the probability of someone mentioning Godwin's law approaches 1"

o1s1ns law

I like it

Jawgap

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

I agree,this plaice has really sunk to new depths

It was brille, but it jumped the shark some pages ago......despite some people being a dab hand at the puns....

......I'm sure it doesn't comply with the char-ter.....

Fuzzytrooper

Well your career as a comedian is all washed up.

Sparks43

Jawgap wrote: »

It was brille, but it jumped the shark some pages ago......despite some people being a dab hand at the puns....

......I'm sure it doesn't comply with the char-ter.....

Don't be so shellfish

newport2

Fuzzytrooper wrote: »

Well your career as a comedian is all washed up.

I'm sure he'll ling-er about

KKkitty

Had a pet dolphin once and got rid of it. I couldn't find a porpoise for it.

Sparks43

KKkitty wrote: »

Had a pet dolphin once and got rid of it. I couldn't find a plaice for it.

Fyp

newport2

KKkitty wrote: »

Had a pet dolphin once and got rid of it. I couldn't find a porpoise for it.

They're too chubby for my taste anyway

KKkitty

Sparks43 wrote: »

Fyp

Now now my post was fine. You're just fishing for thanks and I hope others don't fall for the bait.

sammy37

Who are you trying to cod starting a thread like this i need some aspirin now cos its giving me a right haddock

newport2

KKkitty wrote: »

Now now my post was fine. You're just fishing for thanks and I hope others don't fall for the bait.

You pouting?

Sparks43

My patience is wearing fin