Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

LizzieJones · 27-07-2014 05:56AM

Deleted User wrote: »

You need to move.

and take the poor dog with you.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 27-07-2014 07:34AM

LizzieJones wrote: »

and take the poor dog with you.

There's 8 dogs to take. One of my housemates got into my bed and tried it on with me. Refused all advances, told him to stop, he complimented me on my rack and got up and left.

Final straw. Knows I'm seeing someone, blatant disregard for personal space, privacy and my relationship

rotun · 27-07-2014 07:43AM

Oops69 wrote: »

English " celebrities " being interviewd on TV or radio, usually here to promote a book , nearly always come out with the same old guff " I really love Oiland , really looking forward to a couple of glasses of ginnnisss , ha, ha , and 'ave the "crack " , guffaw, guffaw , I haven't been here but I have a great uncle whose Oirish" , all the time looking around for acknowledgment from the audience , hump off back to blighty and your soap opera career , you fakes .

Thing is, if they don't say it, the interviewer will ask them if they've tried the Guinness? how many Irish connections have they got?

Watch any poor American actor who strays onto the late late.. It's all Ryan wants to talk about!

Ninjini · 27-07-2014 07:51AM

Waking up with a headache means EVERYTHING is going to annoy me today.

Can't wait till bedtime now.

on_my_oe · 27-07-2014 09:29AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

There's 8 dogs to take. One of my housemates got into my bed and tried it on with me. Refused all advances, told him to stop, he complimented me on my rack and got up and left.

Final straw. Knows I'm seeing someone, blatant disregard for personal space, privacy and my relationship

Errr, that doesn't sound like a safe environment

gramar · 27-07-2014 09:42AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

There's 8 dogs to take. One of my housemates got into my bed and tried it on with me. Refused all advances, told him to stop, he complimented me on my rack and got up and left.

Final straw. Knows I'm seeing someone, blatant disregard for personal space, privacy and my relationship

Are you living in the middle ages Lexie? The sooner you move in with the boyfriend the better! I'd sleep under a bridge before I'd share a house with that shower!

LynnGrace · 27-07-2014 09:54AM

rotun wrote: »

Thing is, if they don't say it, the interviewer will ask them if they've tried the Guinness? how many Irish connections have they got?

Watch any poor American actor who strays onto the late late.. It's all Ryan wants to talk about!

That and his standard question to anyone from 'forrin parts', 'do you know Niall Horan'.

homemadecider · 27-07-2014 10:39AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

You need to move.

She won't move, she enjoys the drama too much. Great way get attention, you see.

deise08 · 27-07-2014 11:18AM

And we'd miss out on the daily updates

Gongoozler · 27-07-2014 11:22AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

There's 8 dogs to take. One of my housemates got into my bed and tried it on with me. Refused all advances, told him to stop, he complimented me on my rack and got up and left.

Final straw. Knows I'm seeing someone, blatant disregard for personal space, privacy and my relationship

The final straw for me (if not before this) would've been the dog kicking, I actually feel rage at reading that. Call the ispca please.

Pumpkinseeds · 27-07-2014 01:29PM

That Elite singles ad bugs me. Frankly, I doubt anyone meets 'the one' through that site. If I were single I'd avoid dating anyone that considered themselves 'elite', as they're probably vain, narcissistic wan*ers.

Westernyelp · 27-07-2014 01:32PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

That Elite singles ad bugs me. Frankly, I doubt anyone meets 'the one' through that site. If I were single I'd avoid dating anyone that considered themselves 'elite', as they're probably vain, narcissistic wan*ers.

You said it! Those A-holes drive me nuts

ardle1 · 27-07-2014 02:20PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I know a guy who semi retired to Spain a few years ago. I met him recently.

"So, you must be fairly fluent in the Spanish now?"
"Nah"
"Well, you must be handy on the food front, paella and all that?"
"Nah, don't like the Spanish grub"
"Do you for a few pints at eh weekend with your Spanish mates?"
"Nah, I do with a few Irish and English though, I don t know any Spaniards "
"Do you tour around, Barcelona? Madrid? Basque country?"
"Nah, just stay around Alicante"
"Why the fcuk did you go to Spain?"
"Its hot, and cheap"

Sometime you just wonder.........................ALL Spain has to offer, and he sits around eating pie and chips, reading the "Mirror"

Did he not answer your last question with... 'to get away from all the nosey feckers in Ireland'!?:cool:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 27-07-2014 02:37PM

homemadecider wrote: »

She won't move, she enjoys the drama too much. Great way get attention, you see.

Don't think my living situation will ever please you homemadecider. When I was living at home taking care of my dying father you also berated me for living at home at 24.

MJ23 · 27-07-2014 02:46PM

Bandwagon GAA people. Not a word about it all year, couldn't name one player on the team.
Then all of a sudden they're gone to the quater final in their jersey, wristbands and hang sangwidges.

Fat Christy · 27-07-2014 02:48PM

MJ23 wrote: »

Bandwagon GAA people. Not a word about it all year, couldn't name one player on the team.
Then all of a sudden they're gone to the quater final in their jersey, wristbands and hang sangwidges.

GAA in general. I hate it and the minute I say I do, I'm outcasted like a true plebian. :mad:

rotun · 27-07-2014 03:36PM

Fat Christy wrote: »

GAA in general. I hate it and the minute I say I do, I'm outcasted like a true plebeian. :mad:

Well, yeah. That would be the correct response.

LynnGrace · 27-07-2014 03:49PM

LynnGrace wrote: »

Being patronised, ugh!

Czarcasm wrote: »

U ok hun?

Oh come on, you had to see that coming! :pac:

Always wanted by very own 'hun' response.

I'm always reading about them on the Facebook thread here

First thing was to do with a friend, so more for P.I. than here.
Second one was a hotel booking I had to make for a work related trip. Got a call from the hotel to ring them. This was after I had received my booking confirmation etc. The receptionist was just so patronising, assuring me 'there is a room, no problem there. We always just ring when people book way ahead, in case they have forgotten they made the booking'. But I had just made it a few hours before.

So what was the call about... Gah, maybe I was just in a bad humour.

Sheepy99 · 27-07-2014 05:22PM

When people spell the word "off" as "of".
There's one thing being poor at spelling and there's just being an idiot

Sibhsoo · 27-07-2014 05:24PM

KungPao wrote: »

When the wife is gone away for a few days and you want to party hard, but you feel too tired. What a waste!

What a waste that you can't party hard when the wife isn't gone away.

MJ23 · 27-07-2014 05:25PM

Sibhsoo wrote: »

What a waste that you can't party hard when the wife isn't gone away.

Exactly. The poor wimp probably has to ask her for pocket money.

KungPao · 27-07-2014 10:23PM

czechlin wrote: »

Man up KungPao!

I manned up in the end! T'was a good weekend. Thanks for the advice, czechlin!

Pumpkinseeds · 27-07-2014 10:38PM

The expression 'I made an executive decision', specifically when this is said by my husband. As much as I adore him, whenever he utters those words my first thoughts are (A)what has he done and (B) if it's bad how soon can I undo whatever it is that he's done:D

gramar · 28-07-2014 07:21AM

People writing 'Daddy of Chips'? I've no idea what that is about. Just about as annoying as 'three fiddy' and 'atari jaguar'.

Who is Nadia Forde and why do certain publications think we should know about her every move?

28-07-2014 07:53AM

When you can't get a start on a roll of Sellotape or tin foil. The break from the last time leaves the starting point in some cross layer evil dimension and Lord help you if you think you're getting it going again.

Aglomerado · 28-07-2014 08:20AM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

A couple of things today.

I got to the loo to find poo marks on a cubicle floor and in the main toilet area. Both in Brown Thomas where you wouldn't expect to find poo marks:(

The "posh" ones are always the worst.

Gongoozler · 28-07-2014 08:21AM

It's always when you're in a hurry that the bus drdriver stops for ages to give someone directions. :mad:

Boom_Bap · 28-07-2014 08:33AM

gramar wrote: »

People writing 'Daddy of Chips'? I've no idea what that is about. Just about as annoying as 'three fiddy' and 'atari jaguar'.

Who is Nadia Forde and why do certain publications think we should know about her every move?

My one good deed of the day. This is where it came from, it's one of life's more difficult questions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHA4-5N5AzA

I see that the AH mods are at it again changing the thread title. The nerd in me wants to see a .1 added into it as well.

Trivial thing that annoys me. I get equally excited about pie and pi.

I'm working from home this morning, but before Mrs. _Bap left for the day, she left me a shopping list?
Me: But honey, I'm working until you get home, then I'm going into the office.
Her: But it will only take you about 40 minutes.
Me: Yes, understood, but I'm working.
Her: Just do it.
Me: Yes boss.

LynnGrace · 28-07-2014 08:38AM

Gongoozler wrote: »

It's always when you're in a hurry that the bus drdriver stops for ages to give someone directions. :mad:

Or when someone gets on, as a guy did on the bus I was on last week, and it was a major surprise to him (apparently) that he had to pay.

LynnGrace · 28-07-2014 09:22AM

This made me laugh, I know I've said it here a few times, I hate put-on accents. I was off one day last week, and had Ireland AM (TV3) on for a while.
Sinead Desmond said 'shout it from the rooftops', about someone's birthday, except it sounded more like 'sh1te it from the rooftops'.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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