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  • #7982
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    shruikan2553 wrote: »
    Ah yes, the lets raise awareness for breast cancer by doing nothing and not mentioning it. Im sure there will be plenty of strawberries doing this.

    And avocados. Loads of avocados.


  • #7983
    Axel Lamp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Axel Lamp


    Muise... wrote: »
    PM, not a status, but brace yourself for a slew of statuses about fruit.

    "Hi beautiful ladies so here it is the time of year again when we try to raise awareness of breast cancer through a game. It’s very easy and I would like all of you to participate. Two years ago we had to write the colour of our under wear on our wall. Men wondered for days what was going on with random colours on our walls. This year we make references to our love life status as a flavour. Do not answer to this message just post your corresponding word on your wall AND send this message privately to all the girls on your friends list. Blueberry is single, pineapple is its complicated, raspberry is I don't want to commit, nectarine is recently widowed and not actively looking, apple is engaged, cherry is in a relationship, banana is married, avocado is I’m the better half , strawberry is can't find Mr Right, lemon is I want to be single, raisin is I want to get married to my partner. Last time the underwear game was mentioned on T.V let's see if we can get there with this one. Copy and paste this message into a new message and send it to all your girly friends then update your status with your answer ONLY!!! Don’t tell any guys."

    Prickly pear here says feck off with your awareness through not making anyone aware of anything except your retarded stab at code.

    Is there not one for 'Recently widowed and actively looking'. Jebus.


  • #7984
    dori_dormer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭dori_dormer


    Also raisin? wtf? i know its a grape but seriously why not just put grape? There are so many fruit options and you choose to put raisin in there?


  • #7985
    cazzer22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 501 ✭✭✭cazzer22


    Summer on Facebook is endless check ins at Dublin Airport, pictures of people going to gigs wearing ridiculous flower hairbands and posting photos of themselves in bikinis. Oh and as if we didn't already hear enough about Garth Brooks. GRR. What is it with this whole ''feeling happy'' ''feeling proud'' crap? Facebook is becoming too much.


  • #7986
    silly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭silly


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    Feast your eyes on this:

    "There's something I need to say because its been at me a small bit. there's certain people out in this f*cking sh*tbag of a town talking about me and saying things about me behind my back and trying to make me out to be something im not. Not that I give a sh*t what any person besides my children would think of me! But it gets abit f*cking annoying.when I have people coming up to me saying "did u hear what he said" or"or heard you this and you did that". I dont bother people i dont talk sh*t about people i keep quite i.dont bother people because i dont want to be bothrd so Its like this and quite simple and this goes out to anyone who's taking about or nyonewho feels like you've something to prove towards me! GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AND COME TO MY FACE WITH YOUR PROBLEM AND IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO PROVE YOURSELF TO ME I GLADLY GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY. BUT IF YOUR NOT ABLE TO TALK TO A MANS FACE SHUT THE F*CK UP BITCHING BEHIND MY BACK. 90% of this town wouldn't do sh*t unless they were drunk outside oriadas f*cking sh*tty c*nts are an embarrassment no wonder this place is known as a pussy little dump of a town. ANYONE HAS WORDS FOR ME SAY THEM TO MY FACE AND I'LL GLADLY MAKE YOU EAT THEM THAT GOES FOR ANYONE I WON'T SHY DOWN TO NOONE ATALL!!!AND NO I DON'T THINK I'M THE BIG MAN IM JUST NOT AFRAID TO FIGHT IF I HAVE TO,DON'T BELIEVE ME?TRY ME!!. ON MY KIDS IF I HEAR NAMES OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ME ONCE MORE IL COME TO YE.PEOPLE SAYING IM PSYCO!!!HAHAHA I'LL GIVE YOU PHSYCO AND GOING ON ABOUT MY DRINKING!MIND YOUR OWN F*CKING BUSINESS!!!!Believe me when I drink,I would drink a f*cking lake of vodka and then go look for another one but that WHEN I go drinking!!people saying I drink aaaalll the time haha I spend 90% of my time in the gym take a look under my tshirts for proof and that's no lies or put me on a thread mill id run the souls off my feet and I'll call it how it is. SICK OF IT!!!! no wonder I trust NOONE. (except daisy my mams dog)"

    :eek:


    That hilarious - and i know that town - there can only be one O riadas....


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  • #7987
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭KungPao


    cazzer22 wrote: »
    Summer on Facebook is endless check ins at Dublin Airport, pictures of people going to gigs wearing ridiculous flower hairbands and posting photos of themselves in bikinis. Oh and as if we didn't already hear enough about Garth Brooks. GRR. What is it with this whole ''feeling happy'' ''feeling proud'' crap? Facebook is becoming too much.
    Why must these people post a photo or two every single day of their holiday!? If you must post them, just post them all at once and be done with it.


  • #7988
    Pawwed Rig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,451 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    dori_dormer wrote: »
    Also raisin? wtf? i know its a grape but seriously why not just put grape? There are so many fruit options and you choose to put raisin in there?
    And no melons? At least that would have some reference to breast cancer


  • #7989
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,794 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    silly wrote: »
    That hilarious - and i know that town - there can only be one O riadas....

    The one and only :pac:


  • #7990
    Thataone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭Thataone


    the ones that really need a slap are the ones who put up photos of themselves and selfies captioned with "ugh, so ugly"/"look awful today"/"h8 my face".

    I know this one family who really are the absolute worst though. The daughters (all aged 17-22) regularly put up pictures of family nights out "ou on da town, gonna be messi xoxox" and tag their entire family. Their parents then comment the next day with things like "got locked ha"/"gr8 nite wid de girls"/"can't rememba half of ih". Then all their millions of cousins and aunts and uncles like all the photos. It is an absolute shambles!


  • #7991
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    Thataone wrote: »
    the ones that really need a slap are the ones who put up photos of themselves and selfies captioned with "ugh, so ugly"/"look awful today"/"h8 my face".

    I know this one family who really are the absolute worst though. The daughters (all aged 17-22) regularly put up pictures of family nights out "ou on da town, gonna be messi xoxox" and tag their entire family. Their parents then comment the next day with things like "got locked ha"/"gr8 nite wid de girls"/"can't rememba half of ih". Then all their millions of cousins and aunts and uncles like all the photos. It is an absolute shambles!
    On d sesh wit d fmly.

    Stay classy Ireland .


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  • #7992
    milltown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,623 ✭✭✭milltown


    cazzer22 wrote: »
    Summer on Facebook is endless check ins at Dublin Airport, pictures of people going to gigs wearing ridiculous flower hairbands and posting photos of themselves in bikinis. Oh and as if we didn't already hear enough about Garth Brooks. GRR. What is it with this whole ''feeling happy'' ''feeling proud'' crap? Facebook is becoming too much.

    I need to find some bikini friends.


  • #7993
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    Thataone wrote: »
    the ones that really need a slap are the ones who put up photos of themselves and selfies captioned with "ugh, so ugly"/"look awful today"/"h8 my face".

    I know this one family who really are the absolute worst though. The daughters (all aged 17-22) regularly put up pictures of family nights out "ou on da town, gonna be messi xoxox" and tag their entire family. Their parents then comment the next day with things like "got locked ha"/"gr8 nite wid de girls"/"can't rememba half of ih". Then all their millions of cousins and aunts and uncles like all the photos. It is an absolute shambles!

    Qué?


  • #7994
    mickydoomsux
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    Thataone wrote: »
    the ones that really need a slap are the ones who put up photos of themselves and selfies captioned with "ugh, so ugly"/"look awful today"/"h8 my face".

    I know this one family who really are the absolute worst though. The daughters (all aged 17-22) regularly put up pictures of family nights out "ou on da town, gonna be messi xoxox" and tag their entire family. Their parents then comment the next day with things like "got locked ha"/"gr8 nite wid de girls"/"can't rememba half of ih". Then all their millions of cousins and aunts and uncles like all the photos. It is an absolute shambles!

    I hate that these people exist.


  • #7995
    fatknacker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭fatknacker


    The best way to deal with them is by agreeing.


  • #7996
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Posted (and possibly created) by my uncle.

    https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10456250_10202352465634045_6456585369048158634_n.jpg

    Where do I start...


  • #7997
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    rawn wrote: »
    Posted (and possibly created) by my uncle.

    https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10456250_10202352465634045_6456585369048158634_n.jpg

    Where do I start...

    With the rouge bankers?


  • #7998
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    With the rouge bankers?

    They bought a lot of make up with our money.


  • #7999
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    shruikan2553 wrote: »
    They bought a lot of make up with our money.

    No, no, no, that's not it at all. They were the ones that put the country in the red…


  • #8000
    dirkmeister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭dirkmeister


    ok so mam and others now with an opinion hopefully you get to read this and ill post it here so i get my point across to everyone involved. firstly the post that started all this crap off was completely unrelated and perhaps if people didnt assume everything to be about them then i wouldnt be posting this. the one thing i dont like about fb is that certain people will always form the opinion that everything is about them. if people want to pass judgement and form opinions of us then fine but maybe everyone should gather all the facts first before passing judgement. so before everyone decides there is only one victim to this story there's not. so to save any further need to ask for other people needing to ask others remove comments, for people to put up posts that i am now going to assume are about us and for anyone having any need to talk about us im going to make this very simple. we'll do our thing and noone needs to be involved everyone else can do their thing. we'll stay out of everyones business and then there needs to be no talk from anyone. im going to go now very pissed but hopefully ive made my point and made it clear. i dont need replies just ears as to quote something i read earlier "silence is better than bull****"!!! god bless everyone


  • #8001
    TrustedApple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    Ask a girl for her Facebook who i was talking to on a dating site got this reply

    Ur creepy dude u dnt kno me a few day nd ya want my fb ffs. I dnt have a photo up because on a daily basis id have 30 messqges frm sad old creepy men nd I prefer it this way at least if the person reads my profile they kno what im like rather than what I look like ppl automatically think easy.jst because ive red hair.but far frm it ive respect for myself nd I.dnt live in a estate incase u were wondering anyway.seen as im a catfish u btr jog on lol bt you will never find a girl willing to put up with your ****


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  • #8002
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    samapple789 wrote: »
    Ask a girl for her Facebook who i was talking to on a dating site got this reply

    Ur creepy dude u dnt kno me a few day nd ya want my fb ffs. I dnt have a photo up because on a daily basis id have 30 messqges frm sad old creepy men nd I prefer it this way at least if the person reads my profile they kno what im like rather than what I look like ppl automatically think easy.jst because ive red hair.but far frm it ive respect for myself nd I.dnt live in a estate incase u were wondering anyway.seen as im a catfish u btr jog on lol bt you will never find a girl willing to put up with your ****

    You're probably lucky. Is she as illiterate in all messages? Whats a catfish? In this context, the literal meaning doesnt make sense here.


  • #8003
    TrustedApple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    shruikan2553 wrote: »
    You're probably lucky. Is she as illiterate in all messages? Whats a catfish? In this context, the literal meaning doesnt make sense here.

    A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances.

    To make it worse the same girl was studying nursing in college :O


  • #8004
    front to_the_back 88
    Site Banned Posts: 4 ✭front to_the_back 88


    Brodka: Hey, kid: one more thing. If you _ever_ set foot in this store
    again, you'll be spending Christmas in juvenile hall. Capisce?

    [Bart looks blank]

    Well, do you understand?

    Bart: Everything except "capisce".



    /sorry, wrong thread


  • #8005
    IrishAlice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭IrishAlice


    Jay it would have been a savage day to be heading to Garth Brooks :(

    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: Enough already!!!!


  • #8006
    milltown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,623 ✭✭✭milltown


    dirkmeister wrote: »
    ok so mam and others now with an opinion hopefully you get to read this and ill post it here so i get my point across to everyone involved. firstly the post that started all this crap off was completely unrelated and perhaps if people didnt assume everything to be about them then i wouldnt be posting this. the one thing i dont like about fb is that certain people will always form the opinion that everything is about them. if people want to pass judgement and form opinions of us then fine but maybe everyone should gather all the facts first before passing judgement. so before everyone decides there is only one victim to this story there's not. so to save any further need to ask for other people needing to ask others remove comments, for people to put up posts that i am now going to assume are about us and for anyone having any need to talk about us im going to make this very simple. we'll do our thing and noone needs to be involved everyone else can do their thing. we'll stay out of everyones business and then there needs to be no talk from anyone. im going to go now very pissed but hopefully ive made my point and made it clear. i dont need replies just ears as to quote something i read earlier "silence is better than bull****"!!! god bless everyone

    Thank god for that! When?


  • #8007
    cazzer22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 501 ✭✭✭cazzer22


    KungPao wrote: »
    Why must these people post a photo or two every single day of their holiday!? If you must post them, just post them all at once and be done with it.


    But sure the pictures have to be collaborated with the check ins. FACEPALM.


  • #8008
    bboybaboy19
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭bboybaboy19


    samapple789 wrote: »
    Ask a girl for her Facebook who i was talking to on a dating site got this reply

    Ur creepy dude u dnt kno me a few day nd ya want my fb ffs. I dnt have a photo up because on a daily basis id have 30 messqges frm sad old creepy men nd I prefer it this way at least if the person reads my profile they kno what im like rather than what I look like ppl automatically think easy.jst because ive red hair.but far frm it ive respect for myself nd I.dnt live in a estate incase u were wondering anyway.seen as im a catfish u btr jog on lol bt you will never find a girl willing to put up with your ****

    You found the ugly as sin girl, well done..I think there's a prize for that!


  • #8009
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,794 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    They had to get a translator in at the benefits office today. Somebody came in speaking English :)

    Share if you laughed!

    Shared by an unemployed criminal who has never worked a day in his life.


  • #8010
    Taylor365
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭Taylor365


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    Shared by an unemployed criminal who has never worked a day in his life.
    Full time Daddy I'm sure....


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  • #8011
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,582 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Taylor365 wrote: »
    Full time Daddy I'm sure....

    I would have said "Full time Mad Bastard".


    More like "full time f***ing idiot"!!


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