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Things you've done that you are ashamed of...

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  • #32
    JohnMarston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    Gave the loch ness monster a dollar....he won't leave me alone now

    Its cos he knows you have more


  • #33
    TheDriver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,220 ✭✭✭✭TheDriver


    Watching my aunts coffin go,into the grave and kept thinking how funny it would be if it slipped....


  • #34
    Oink
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 2,163 Mod ✭✭✭✭Oink


    auldgranny wrote: »
    I had an affair after years of marriage then cheated on second guy with his best friend then on third guy with his cousin then on fourth guy with his son.

    AH I know but all that is true

    Now if the fourth guy's son was also your husband, you'd be sorted, all loose ends tied up...


  • #35
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,177 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    random1337 wrote: »
    Things I will only admit anonymously:

    -I cry myself to sleep sometimes for no reason
    -Regularly wet the bed
    -When I was younger I used to have feelings for inanimate objects. One time my dad broke a chair and later that day I started crying because I thought the chair was 'dead'.
    -I always piss on the toilet seat in public bathrooms (and also the spare rolls of toilet paper, if there are any)
    -Wipe my hands all over my balls/gooch/ass before formal events where I know I will be 'handshaking' a lot of people
    -Have attempted auto-fellatio more than once
    -Masturbate to pics of female friends on Facebook regularly (often meet up with them later the same day LOL)
    -Used to masturbate in the toilets of my school/college every few weeks
    -Have received head off women old enough to be my grandmother
    -Have tasted my own cum before
    -When I fap I sometimes talk dirty to whatever I'm fapping to (pics, vids) like "Yuhh you like that yeee, dirty little slut"
    -Have a hot first cousin who I'd do if she was up for it
    -Shat my pants on a work night out. Told people I was 'tired' and went home and they believed me LOL.

    I will think of more later

    How absolutely vile:D


  • #36
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    auldgranny wrote: »
    I do know that.

    You should be ashamed.


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  • #37
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    auldgranny wrote: »
    I had an affair after years of marriage then cheated on second guy with his best friend then on third guy with his cousin then on fourth guy with his son.

    AH I know but all that is true


    Fairly spritely for an auld granny, ain't ya? :D


  • #38
    auldgranny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    You should be ashamed.

    Isn't that in the thread title. I am.


  • #39
    auldgranny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    Feel worse now


  • #40
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    auldgranny wrote: »
    Feel worse now

    Ah come on now, put things in perspective. I mean the OP used the wrong card in the shop for crying out loud!


  • #41
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    auldgranny wrote: »
    Isn't that in the thread title. I am.

    I was taking the piss.


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  • #42
    auldgranny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    Jaylene Small Fountain wrote: »
    Ah come on now, put things in perspective. I mean the OP used the wrong card in the shop for crying out loud!

    Well I never pissed on a toilet seat or toilet paper and I certainly never touched myself before shaking hands but yeah I am worse


  • #43
    Jhcx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Jhcx


    Admitting my emotions to those your ment to hide them from.


  • #44
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Only if he manages to lick his own balls though.

    Hopefully in the middle of a road, and get run over by a bus:eek:


  • #45
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Jaylene Small Fountain wrote: »
    Ah come on now, put things in perspective. I mean the OP used the wrong card in the shop for crying out loud!
    Blaming the shop's machine is the best part :pac:


  • #46
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    random1337 wrote: »
    Things I will only admit anonymously:

    -I cry myself to sleep sometimes for no reason
    -Regularly wet the bed
    -When I was younger I used to have feelings for inanimate objects. One time my dad broke a chair and later that day I started crying because I thought the chair was 'dead'.
    -I always piss on the toilet seat in public bathrooms (and also the spare rolls of toilet paper, if there are any)
    -Wipe my hands all over my balls/gooch/ass before formal events where I know I will be 'handshaking' a lot of people
    -Have attempted auto-fellatio more than once
    -Masturbate to pics of female friends on Facebook regularly (often meet up with them later the same day LOL)
    -Used to masturbate in the toilets of my school/college every few weeks
    -Have received head off women old enough to be my grandmother
    -Have tasted my own cum before
    -When I fap I sometimes talk dirty to whatever I'm fapping to (pics, vids) like "Yuhh you like that yeee, dirty little slut"
    -Have a hot first cousin who I'd do if she was up for it
    -Shat my pants on a work night out. Told people I was 'tired' and went home and they believed me LOL.

    I will think of more later

    You are the living foul bachelor frog:D


  • #47
    bobrawn20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭bobrawn20


    Got very drunk at a family event and had sex with a first cousin.


  • #48
    Westernyelp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,423 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    bobrawn20 wrote: »
    Got very drunk at a family event and had sex with a first cousin.
    Bobby is that you?


  • #49
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,487 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Only if he manages to lick his own balls though.

    I have no doubt that he's working on that one....


  • #50
    Shakespeare's Sister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    random1337 wrote: »
    -I cry myself to sleep sometimes for no reason
    -Regularly wet the bed
    -When I was younger I used to have feelings for inanimate objects. One time my dad broke a chair and later that day I started crying because I thought the chair was 'dead'.
    -I always piss on the toilet seat in public bathrooms (and also the spare rolls of toilet paper, if there are any)
    -Wipe my hands all over my balls/gooch/ass before formal events where I know I will be 'handshaking' a lot of people
    -Have attempted auto-fellatio more than once
    -Masturbate to pics of female friends on Facebook regularly (often meet up with them later the same day LOL)
    -Used to masturbate in the toilets of my school/college every few weeks
    -Have received head off women old enough to be my grandmother
    -Have tasted my own cum before
    -When I fap I sometimes talk dirty to whatever I'm fapping to (pics, vids) like "Yuhh you like that yeee, dirty little slut"
    -Have a hot first cousin who I'd do if she was up for it
    -Shat my pants on a work night out. Told people I was 'tired' and went home and they believed me LOL.

    I will think of more later
    Some of these - I'd say you're not alone in fairness. Some you don't need to be ashamed of. Some... maybe talk to someone indeed. :)


  • #51
    OneArt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    Drinking with my best friend's husband, one thing lead to another and we slept together. Went to the toilet to do a poo. Remembered the next morning that I'd forgotten to flush.

    Morto so I was.


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  • #52
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    I once used my boxers as bog roll..


  • #53
    bitemeluis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭bitemeluis


    bobrawn20 wrote: »
    Got very drunk at a family event and had sex with a first cousin.

    after reading randoms post, this doesnt even get a flinch out of me - de-sensithised so I am


  • #54
    peewee_44
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 490 ✭✭peewee_44


    I took senokot once for gentle over night relief from constipation. GENTLE my eye I thought I was giving birth for 24 hours


  • #55
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    I once used my boxers as bog roll..

    Jesus, you are lucky they didn't bite yer balls off:D


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