Things you've done that you are ashamed of...

OldNotWIse · 14-07-2014 03:32PM #1

Today I was picking up a few things in a shop and my card was rejected. It actually told me that I was on my last attempt when I inserted it and then rejected it. I was really annoyed and informed the person who refused the sale that it was clearly a fault with their machine, hadn't touched it at all etc...and then realised with horror I'd put the wrong card in.

xzanti · 14-07-2014 03:34PM

You disgust me.

dinorebel · 14-07-2014 03:34PM

Bought a Garth Brooks ticket.

whirlpool · 14-07-2014 03:35PM

Encouraged someone to start a thread that's destined to flop

:P

Only joking.

I've done a heap of stuff that if I was in court I would say I'm ashamed of, under oath. But really, I'm not that ashamed.

OldNotWIse · 14-07-2014 03:37PM

whirlpool wrote: »

Encouraged someone to start a thread that's destined to flop :P

Only joking.

I've done a heap of stuff that if I was in court I would say I'm ashamed of, under oath. But really, I'm not that ashamed.

Fell for it. There's number 2.

c_man · 14-07-2014 03:38PM

Things you've done that you are ashamed of...

I did not speak out when they came for the socialists,
I did not speak out when they then came for the Trade Unionists...

dodzy · 14-07-2014 03:39PM

Yore Ma:D

OldNotWIse · 14-07-2014 03:41PM

dodzy wrote: »

Yore Ma:D

Special prize for being the first person ever on Boards to make that joke...

Mr.McLovin · 14-07-2014 03:43PM

dodzy wrote: »

Yore Ma:D

for shame

DazMarz · 14-07-2014 03:46PM

I have 25,000 pink cowboy hats going cheap, if anyone's interested?

Birneybau · 14-07-2014 03:54PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Today I was picking up a few things in a shop and my card was rejected. It actually told me that I was on my last attempt when I inserted it and then rejected it. I was really annoyed and informed the person who refused the sale that it was clearly a fault with their machine, hadn't touched it at all etc...and then realised with horror I'd put the wrong card in.

You sir, are worse than Hitler.

I farted once, on the set of 'The Blue Lagoon'

random1337 · 14-07-2014 04:06PM

Things I will only admit anonymously:

-I cry myself to sleep sometimes for no reason
-Regularly wet the bed
-When I was younger I used to have feelings for inanimate objects. One time my dad broke a chair and later that day I started crying because I thought the chair was 'dead'.
-I always piss on the toilet seat in public bathrooms (and also the spare rolls of toilet paper, if there are any)
-Wipe my hands all over my balls/gooch/ass before formal events where I know I will be 'handshaking' a lot of people
-Have attempted auto-fellatio more than once
-Masturbate to pics of female friends on Facebook regularly (often meet up with them later the same day LOL)
-Used to masturbate in the toilets of my school/college every few weeks
-Have received head off women old enough to be my grandmother
-Have tasted my own cum before
-When I fap I sometimes talk dirty to whatever I'm fapping to (pics, vids) like "Yuhh you like that yeee, dirty little slut"
-Have a hot first cousin who I'd do if she was up for it
-Shat my pants on a work night out. Told people I was 'tired' and went home and they believed me LOL.

I will think of more later

toastedpickles · 14-07-2014 04:07PM

Gave the loch ness monster a dollar....he won't leave me alone now

Greenmachine · 14-07-2014 04:12PM

I ate the pink, Licked the jam, And put back the brown: Jacob Mikado.
Biscuit savage.

Galwayguy35 · 14-07-2014 05:02PM

Woke up in a pile of vomit after a night on the booze, it wasn't glamarous being a borderline alco.

Penny Tration · 14-07-2014 05:03PM

random1337 wrote: »

Things I will only admit anonymously:

-I cry myself to sleep sometimes for no reason
-Regularly wet the bed
-When I was younger I used to have feelings for inanimate objects. One time my dad broke a chair and later that day I started crying because I thought the chair was 'dead'.
-Have attempted auto-fellatio more than once
-Masturbate to pics of female friends on Facebook regularly (often meet up with them later the same day LOL)
-Used to masturbate in the toilets of my school/college every few weeks
-Have received head off women old enough to be my grandmother
-Have a hot first cousin who I'd do if she was up for it
-Shat my pants on a work night out. Told people I was 'tired' and went home and they believed me LOL.

I will think of more later

You should probably speak to your gp.

Annie Oakes · 14-07-2014 05:07PM

random1337 wrote: »

Things I will only admit anonymously:

-I cry myself to sleep sometimes for no reason
-Regularly wet the bed
-When I was younger I used to have feelings for inanimate objects. One time my dad broke a chair and later that day I started crying because I thought the chair was 'dead'.
-Have attempted auto-fellatio more than once
-Masturbate to pics of female friends on Facebook regularly (often meet up with them later the same day LOL)
-Used to masturbate in the toilets of my school/college every few weeks
-Have received head off women old enough to be my grandmother
-Have a hot first cousin who I'd do if she was up for it
-Shat my pants on a work night out. Told people I was 'tired' and went home and they believed me LOL.

I will think of more later

jaysus no ur grand iv heard enough of your vile escapades for one day

random1337 · 14-07-2014 05:17PM

Annie Oakes wrote: »

jaysus no ur grand iv heard enough of your vile escapades for one day

Have added more.

Stone Deaf 4evr · 14-07-2014 05:31PM

random1337 wrote: »

Things I will only admit anonymously:

-I cry myself to sleep sometimes for no reason
-Regularly wet the bed
-When I was younger I used to have feelings for inanimate objects. One time my dad broke a chair and later that day I started crying because I thought the chair was 'dead'.
-I always piss on the toilet seat in public bathrooms (and also the spare rolls of toilet paper, if there are any)
-Wipe my hands all over my balls/gooch/ass before formal events where I know I will be 'handshaking' a lot of people
-Have attempted auto-fellatio more than once
-Masturbate to pics of female friends on Facebook regularly (often meet up with them later the same day LOL)
-Used to masturbate in the toilets of my school/college every few weeks
-Have received head off women old enough to be my grandmother
-Have tasted my own cum before
-When I fap I sometimes talk dirty to whatever I'm fapping to (pics, vids) like "Yuhh you like that yeee, dirty little slut"
-Have a hot first cousin who I'd do if she was up for it
-Shat my pants on a work night out. Told people I was 'tired' and went home and they believed me LOL.

I will think of more later

Somehow, I dont think you're overly ashamed of it!

gugleguy · 14-07-2014 05:36PM

Failing far too many exams since 1990. Failed 2 in the Leaving Cert that year and another 2 in the Matric. Failed more exams this year. That's nuff said.

Macavity. · 14-07-2014 05:42PM

green_screen wrote: »

You should probably speak to your gp.

Only the first two seem cause for concern tbh.

SimonTemplar · 14-07-2014 05:48PM

random1337 wrote: »

Things I will only admit anonymously:

-I cry myself to sleep sometimes for no reason
-Regularly wet the bed
-When I was younger I used to have feelings for inanimate objects. One time my dad broke a chair and later that day I started crying because I thought the chair was 'dead'.
-I always piss on the toilet seat in public bathrooms (and also the spare rolls of toilet paper, if there are any)
-Wipe my hands all over my balls/gooch/ass before formal events where I know I will be 'handshaking' a lot of people
-Have attempted auto-fellatio more than once
-Masturbate to pics of female friends on Facebook regularly (often meet up with them later the same day LOL)
-Used to masturbate in the toilets of my school/college every few weeks
-Have received head off women old enough to be my grandmother
-Have tasted my own cum before
-When I fap I sometimes talk dirty to whatever I'm fapping to (pics, vids) like "Yuhh you like that yeee, dirty little slut"
-Have a hot first cousin who I'd do if she was up for it
-Shat my pants on a work night out. Told people I was 'tired' and went home and they believed me LOL.

I will think of more later

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For Forks Sake · 14-07-2014 05:53PM

green_screen wrote: »

You should probably speak to your gp.

Or a vet...

gugleguy · 14-07-2014 07:03PM

Loosing 2 good friends for good through my own venting off at them of life's problems.:mad::(

dinorebel · 14-07-2014 08:34PM

Knowing how to spell losing.

auldgranny · 14-07-2014 08:47PM

I had an affair after years of marriage then cheated on second guy with his best friend then on third guy with his cousin then on fourth guy with his son.

AH I know but all that is true

PizzamanIRL · 14-07-2014 08:49PM

I don't know how to say this, but...

I...dropped the screw... in the tuna. I did it!

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 14-07-2014 08:49PM

auldgranny wrote: »

I had an affair after years of marriage then cheated on second guy with his best friend then on third guy with his cousin then on fourth guy with his son.

AH I know but all that is true

Jesus..in for a penny in for a pound eh?

PizzamanIRL · 14-07-2014 08:50PM

auldgranny wrote: »

I had an affair after years of marriage then cheated on second guy with his best friend then on third guy with his cousin then on fourth guy with his son.

AH I know but all that is true

You think that's bad?

Because it is.

auldgranny · 14-07-2014 08:51PM

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

You think that's bad?

Because it is.

I do know that.

Arthur Beesley · 14-07-2014 08:51PM

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Or a vet...

Only if he manages to lick his own balls though.

Things you've done that you are ashamed of...

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