Things you've done that you are ashamed of...

OldNotWIse

Today I was picking up a few things in a shop and my card was rejected. It actually told me that I was on my last attempt when I inserted it and then rejected it. I was really annoyed and informed the person who refused the sale that it was clearly a fault with their machine, hadn't touched it at all etc...and then realised with horror I'd put the wrong card in.

xzanti

You disgust me.

dinorebel

Bought a Garth Brooks ticket.

whirlpool

Encouraged someone to start a thread that's destined to flop :P

Only joking.

I've done a heap of stuff that if I was in court I would say I'm ashamed of, under oath. But really, I'm not that ashamed.

OldNotWIse

whirlpool wrote: »

Encouraged someone to start a thread that's destined to flop :P

Only joking.

I've done a heap of stuff that if I was in court I would say I'm ashamed of, under oath. But really, I'm not that ashamed.

Fell for it. There's number 2.

c_man

Things you've done that you are ashamed of...

I did not speak out when they came for the socialists,
I did not speak out when they then came for the Trade Unionists...

dodzy

Yore Ma:D

OldNotWIse

dodzy wrote: »

Yore Ma:D

Special prize for being the first person ever on Boards to make that joke...

Mr.McLovin

dodzy wrote: »

Yore Ma:D

for shame

DazMarz

I have 25,000 pink cowboy hats going cheap, if anyone's interested?

Birneybau

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Today I was picking up a few things in a shop and my card was rejected. It actually told me that I was on my last attempt when I inserted it and then rejected it. I was really annoyed and informed the person who refused the sale that it was clearly a fault with their machine, hadn't touched it at all etc...and then realised with horror I'd put the wrong card in.

You sir, are worse than Hitler.

I farted once, on the set of 'The Blue Lagoon'

random1337

Things I will only admit anonymously:

-I cry myself to sleep sometimes for no reason
-Regularly wet the bed
-When I was younger I used to have feelings for inanimate objects. One time my dad broke a chair and later that day I started crying because I thought the chair was 'dead'.
-I always piss on the toilet seat in public bathrooms (and also the spare rolls of toilet paper, if there are any)
-Wipe my hands all over my balls/gooch/ass before formal events where I know I will be 'handshaking' a lot of people
-Have attempted auto-fellatio more than once
-Masturbate to pics of female friends on Facebook regularly (often meet up with them later the same day LOL)
-Used to masturbate in the toilets of my school/college every few weeks
-Have received head off women old enough to be my grandmother
-Have tasted my own cum before
-When I fap I sometimes talk dirty to whatever I'm fapping to (pics, vids) like "Yuhh you like that yeee, dirty little slut"
-Have a hot first cousin who I'd do if she was up for it
-Shat my pants on a work night out. Told people I was 'tired' and went home and they believed me LOL.

I will think of more later

toastedpickles

Gave the loch ness monster a dollar....he won't leave me alone now

Greenmachine

I ate the pink, Licked the jam, And put back the brown: Jacob Mikado.
Biscuit savage.

Galwayguy35

Woke up in a pile of vomit after a night on the booze, it wasn't glamarous being a borderline alco.

Penny Tration

random1337 wrote: »

Things I will only admit anonymously:

-I cry myself to sleep sometimes for no reason
-Regularly wet the bed
-When I was younger I used to have feelings for inanimate objects. One time my dad broke a chair and later that day I started crying because I thought the chair was 'dead'.
-Have attempted auto-fellatio more than once
-Masturbate to pics of female friends on Facebook regularly (often meet up with them later the same day LOL)
-Used to masturbate in the toilets of my school/college every few weeks
-Have received head off women old enough to be my grandmother
-Have a hot first cousin who I'd do if she was up for it
-Shat my pants on a work night out. Told people I was 'tired' and went home and they believed me LOL.

I will think of more later

You should probably speak to your gp.

Annie Oakes

random1337 wrote: »

Things I will only admit anonymously:

-I cry myself to sleep sometimes for no reason
-Regularly wet the bed
-When I was younger I used to have feelings for inanimate objects. One time my dad broke a chair and later that day I started crying because I thought the chair was 'dead'.
-Have attempted auto-fellatio more than once
-Masturbate to pics of female friends on Facebook regularly (often meet up with them later the same day LOL)
-Used to masturbate in the toilets of my school/college every few weeks
-Have received head off women old enough to be my grandmother
-Have a hot first cousin who I'd do if she was up for it
-Shat my pants on a work night out. Told people I was 'tired' and went home and they believed me LOL.

I will think of more later

jaysus no ur grand iv heard enough of your vile escapades for one day

random1337

Annie Oakes wrote: »

jaysus no ur grand iv heard enough of your vile escapades for one day

Have added more.

Stone Deaf 4evr

random1337 wrote: »

Things I will only admit anonymously:

-I cry myself to sleep sometimes for no reason
-Regularly wet the bed
-When I was younger I used to have feelings for inanimate objects. One time my dad broke a chair and later that day I started crying because I thought the chair was 'dead'.
-I always piss on the toilet seat in public bathrooms (and also the spare rolls of toilet paper, if there are any)
-Wipe my hands all over my balls/gooch/ass before formal events where I know I will be 'handshaking' a lot of people
-Have attempted auto-fellatio more than once
-Masturbate to pics of female friends on Facebook regularly (often meet up with them later the same day LOL)
-Used to masturbate in the toilets of my school/college every few weeks
-Have received head off women old enough to be my grandmother
-Have tasted my own cum before
-When I fap I sometimes talk dirty to whatever I'm fapping to (pics, vids) like "Yuhh you like that yeee, dirty little slut"
-Have a hot first cousin who I'd do if she was up for it
-Shat my pants on a work night out. Told people I was 'tired' and went home and they believed me LOL.

I will think of more later

Somehow, I dont think you're overly ashamed of it!

gugleguy

Failing far too many exams since 1990. Failed 2 in the Leaving Cert that year and another 2 in the Matric. Failed more exams this year. That's nuff said.

Macavity.

green_screen wrote: »

You should probably speak to your gp.

Only the first two seem cause for concern tbh.

SimonTemplar

random1337 wrote: »

Things I will only admit anonymously:

-I cry myself to sleep sometimes for no reason
-Regularly wet the bed
-When I was younger I used to have feelings for inanimate objects. One time my dad broke a chair and later that day I started crying because I thought the chair was 'dead'.
-I always piss on the toilet seat in public bathrooms (and also the spare rolls of toilet paper, if there are any)
-Wipe my hands all over my balls/gooch/ass before formal events where I know I will be 'handshaking' a lot of people
-Have attempted auto-fellatio more than once
-Masturbate to pics of female friends on Facebook regularly (often meet up with them later the same day LOL)
-Used to masturbate in the toilets of my school/college every few weeks
-Have received head off women old enough to be my grandmother
-Have tasted my own cum before
-When I fap I sometimes talk dirty to whatever I'm fapping to (pics, vids) like "Yuhh you like that yeee, dirty little slut"
-Have a hot first cousin who I'd do if she was up for it
-Shat my pants on a work night out. Told people I was 'tired' and went home and they believed me LOL.

I will think of more later

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For Forks Sake

green_screen wrote: »

You should probably speak to your gp.

Or a vet...

gugleguy

Loosing 2 good friends for good through my own venting off at them of life's problems.:mad::(

dinorebel

Knowing how to spell losing.

auldgranny

I had an affair after years of marriage then cheated on second guy with his best friend then on third guy with his cousin then on fourth guy with his son.

AH I know but all that is true

PizzamanIRL

I don't know how to say this, but...

I...dropped the screw... in the tuna. I did it!

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

auldgranny wrote: »

I had an affair after years of marriage then cheated on second guy with his best friend then on third guy with his cousin then on fourth guy with his son.

AH I know but all that is true

Jesus..in for a penny in for a pound eh?

PizzamanIRL

auldgranny wrote: »

I had an affair after years of marriage then cheated on second guy with his best friend then on third guy with his cousin then on fourth guy with his son.

AH I know but all that is true

You think that's bad?

Because it is.

auldgranny

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

You think that's bad?

Because it is.

I do know that.

Arthur Beesley

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Or a vet...

Only if he manages to lick his own balls though.

JohnMarston

toastedpickles wrote: »

Gave the loch ness monster a dollar....he won't leave me alone now

Its cos he knows you have more

TheDriver

Watching my aunts coffin go,into the grave and kept thinking how funny it would be if it slipped....

Oink

auldgranny wrote: »

I had an affair after years of marriage then cheated on second guy with his best friend then on third guy with his cousin then on fourth guy with his son.

AH I know but all that is true

Now if the fourth guy's son was also your husband, you'd be sorted, all loose ends tied up...

Gael23

random1337 wrote: »

Things I will only admit anonymously:

-I cry myself to sleep sometimes for no reason
-Regularly wet the bed
-When I was younger I used to have feelings for inanimate objects. One time my dad broke a chair and later that day I started crying because I thought the chair was 'dead'.
-I always piss on the toilet seat in public bathrooms (and also the spare rolls of toilet paper, if there are any)
-Wipe my hands all over my balls/gooch/ass before formal events where I know I will be 'handshaking' a lot of people
-Have attempted auto-fellatio more than once
-Masturbate to pics of female friends on Facebook regularly (often meet up with them later the same day LOL)
-Used to masturbate in the toilets of my school/college every few weeks
-Have received head off women old enough to be my grandmother
-Have tasted my own cum before
-When I fap I sometimes talk dirty to whatever I'm fapping to (pics, vids) like "Yuhh you like that yeee, dirty little slut"
-Have a hot first cousin who I'd do if she was up for it
-Shat my pants on a work night out. Told people I was 'tired' and went home and they believed me LOL.

I will think of more later

How absolutely vile:D

PizzamanIRL

auldgranny wrote: »

I do know that.

You should be ashamed.

Czarcasm

auldgranny wrote: »

I had an affair after years of marriage then cheated on second guy with his best friend then on third guy with his cousin then on fourth guy with his son.

AH I know but all that is true

Fairly spritely for an auld granny, ain't ya?

auldgranny

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

You should be ashamed.

Isn't that in the thread title. I am.

auldgranny

Feel worse now

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

auldgranny wrote: »

Feel worse now

Ah come on now, put things in perspective. I mean the OP used the wrong card in the shop for crying out loud!

PizzamanIRL

auldgranny wrote: »

Isn't that in the thread title. I am.

I was taking the piss.

auldgranny

Jaylene Small Fountain wrote: »

Ah come on now, put things in perspective. I mean the OP used the wrong card in the shop for crying out loud!

Well I never pissed on a toilet seat or toilet paper and I certainly never touched myself before shaking hands but yeah I am worse

Jhcx

Admitting my emotions to those your ment to hide them from.

eisenberg1

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Only if he manages to lick his own balls though.

Hopefully in the middle of a road, and get run over by a bus:eek:

Paddy Cow

Jaylene Small Fountain wrote: »

Ah come on now, put things in perspective. I mean the OP used the wrong card in the shop for crying out loud!

Blaming the shop's machine is the best part :pac:

fleet_admiral

random1337 wrote: »

Things I will only admit anonymously:

-I cry myself to sleep sometimes for no reason
-Regularly wet the bed
-When I was younger I used to have feelings for inanimate objects. One time my dad broke a chair and later that day I started crying because I thought the chair was 'dead'.
-I always piss on the toilet seat in public bathrooms (and also the spare rolls of toilet paper, if there are any)
-Wipe my hands all over my balls/gooch/ass before formal events where I know I will be 'handshaking' a lot of people
-Have attempted auto-fellatio more than once
-Masturbate to pics of female friends on Facebook regularly (often meet up with them later the same day LOL)
-Used to masturbate in the toilets of my school/college every few weeks
-Have received head off women old enough to be my grandmother
-Have tasted my own cum before
-When I fap I sometimes talk dirty to whatever I'm fapping to (pics, vids) like "Yuhh you like that yeee, dirty little slut"
-Have a hot first cousin who I'd do if she was up for it
-Shat my pants on a work night out. Told people I was 'tired' and went home and they believed me LOL.

I will think of more later

You are the living foul bachelor frog:D

bobrawn20

Got very drunk at a family event and had sex with a first cousin.

Westernyelp

bobrawn20 wrote: »

Got very drunk at a family event and had sex with a first cousin.

Bobby is that you?

For Forks Sake

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Only if he manages to lick his own balls though.

I have no doubt that he's working on that one....

Shakespeare's Sister

random1337 wrote: »

-I cry myself to sleep sometimes for no reason
-Regularly wet the bed
-When I was younger I used to have feelings for inanimate objects. One time my dad broke a chair and later that day I started crying because I thought the chair was 'dead'.
-I always piss on the toilet seat in public bathrooms (and also the spare rolls of toilet paper, if there are any)
-Wipe my hands all over my balls/gooch/ass before formal events where I know I will be 'handshaking' a lot of people
-Have attempted auto-fellatio more than once
-Masturbate to pics of female friends on Facebook regularly (often meet up with them later the same day LOL)
-Used to masturbate in the toilets of my school/college every few weeks
-Have received head off women old enough to be my grandmother
-Have tasted my own cum before
-When I fap I sometimes talk dirty to whatever I'm fapping to (pics, vids) like "Yuhh you like that yeee, dirty little slut"
-Have a hot first cousin who I'd do if she was up for it
-Shat my pants on a work night out. Told people I was 'tired' and went home and they believed me LOL.

I will think of more later

Some of these - I'd say you're not alone in fairness. Some you don't need to be ashamed of. Some... maybe talk to someone indeed.

OneArt

Drinking with my best friend's husband, one thing lead to another and we slept together. Went to the toilet to do a poo. Remembered the next morning that I'd forgotten to flush.

Morto so I was.