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The NoFap Challenge

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  • #542
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Think I might give this a try to see if I notice any difference


  • #543
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    It looks like the main reason people do it is because they want to make themselves so desperate for a **** that they'll actually have to find a a girlfriend to do it for them... :pac:


  • #544
    thelad95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    DarraghFitz98 wrote: »
    Any other teenager who goes to the Gaeltacht feels this struggle annually,going very soon and thinking of trying to abstain for three weeks!

    You could find a female ;)


  • #545
    AnonEmos99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 ✭AnonEmos99


    policarp wrote: »
    Cork DJ.?

    My thoughts exactly.

    Oh and I don't fap O.o


  • #546
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    AnonEmos99 wrote: »
    My thoughts exactly.

    Oh and I don't fap O.o

    Bullshit.


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  • #547
    Doge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,423 ✭✭✭Doge


    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    Bullshit.

    I didn't fap til I was about 20/21, would you believe that? ;)


  • #548
    AnonEmos99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 ✭AnonEmos99


    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    Bullshit.

    Why bother fapping when you've got better things to do with your time? Like videogames and science. And cake. Lots and lots of cake :D


  • #549
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    waveform wrote: »
    I didn't fap til I was about 20/21, would you believe that? ;)

    Catholic Church.
    AnonEmos99 wrote: »
    Why bother fapping when you've got better things to do with your time? Like videogames and science. And cake. Lots and lots of cake :D

    Better things to do than fapping? HAHAHAHAHA. :p


  • #550
    thelad95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    It's actually unhealthy not to treat the lad now and again. It's been linked to hormone imbalances and testicular cancer.


  • #551
    Doge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,423 ✭✭✭Doge


    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    Catholic Church.

    Not at all! :o


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  • #552
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    thelad95 wrote: »
    It's actually unhealthy not to treat the lad now and again. It's been linked to hormone imbalances and testicular cancer.

    Yeah but you'll go blind!
    waveform wrote: »
    Not at all! :o

    You were a sad aul bollocks so... And you had one.... :p


  • #553
    AnonEmos99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 ✭AnonEmos99


    thelad95 wrote: »
    It's actually unhealthy not to treat the lad now and again. It's been linked to hormone imbalances and testicular cancer.

    To be fair, almost everything can be linked to hormone imbalances. As for testicular cancer, I thought the cause of it was unknown. Or at least that's what was taught during that very awkward class in fifth year... testicular cancer can't be linked to not fapping. Cork is said to have a lot of testicular cancer and, judging by this thread alone, a lot of Cork people do flog the log.


  • #554
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    AnonEmos99 wrote: »
    To be fair, almost everything can be linked to hormone imbalances. As for testicular cancer, I thought the cause of it was unknown. Or at least that's what was taught during that very awkward class in fifth year... testicular cancer can't be linked to not fapping. Cork is said to have a lot of testicular cancer and, judging by this thread alone, a lot of Cork people do flog the log.

    You calling me a wanker?


  • #555
    AnonEmos99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 ✭AnonEmos99


    Cork is full of **** but I guess there are a few other normal people there. You just need to look hard enough.


  • #556
    Hotfail.com
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    AnonEmos99 wrote: »
    Cork is full of **** but I guess there are a few other normal people there. You just need to look hard enough.

    That was so shit. :p


  • #557
    AnonEmos99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 ✭AnonEmos99


    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    That was so shit. :p

    Blame the alleged hormone imbalance.


  • #558
    DarraghFitz98
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭DarraghFitz98


    thelad95 wrote: »
    You could find a female ;)

    I could ;)


  • #559
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    AnonEmos99 wrote: »
    Why bother fapping when you've got better things to do with your time? Like videogames and science. And cake. Lots and lots of cake :D

    Eat too much cake and after a while you won't be able to find it to fap it.


  • #560
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,339 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Matthew McConaughey gave some sound advice in The Wolf of Wall Street, 4 to 5 times a day for a clear head.


  • #561
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,734 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    i tried this for a week my balls hurt so much


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  • #562
    spookmaster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 190 ✭✭spookmaster


    Bozo Skeleton wrote:
    I mean, how hard can it be? I reckon I could pull it off no problem. Just for a few days would be easy, read a book or listen to music instead, maybe go to the cine kjdg;kdgvksjgvskjagdvlgavldjgvlgvjkdbvljdgvljhsvjshdbslca


    pull it off? that's the opposite of what you need to do!


  • #563
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Still haven't fapped :cool:


  • #564
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,101 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Still haven't fapped :cool:

    Everytime I read this thread it makes me want to tap. I don't get why you deprive yourself for so long


  • #565
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Combination of lack of desire and wanting to prove I can.


  • #566
    Pugzilla
    Site Banned Posts: 1,762 ✭✭✭Pugzilla


    Day 22


  • #567
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Pugzilla wrote: »
    Day 22

    How are you not buckled over in pain? 3 days and I've pain in lower stomach, pale face, and balls are heavy with a dull ache. It's not a nice feeling at all.


  • #568
    thelad95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    How are you not buckled over in pain? 3 days and I've pain in lower stomach, pale face, and balls are heavy with a dull ache. It's not a nice feeling at all.

    You might have a different underlying problem if it's really affecting you that badly. Maybe a trip to the GP might be advisable.

    Sometimes, if I'm really busy I might last for a week or two without realising it. I don't find it that difficult but my god the morning wood is like a cricket bat.


  • #569
    BBJBIG
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 277 ✭✭BBJBIG


    So ... anyone manage ta go fur a hole year, witout rubbin one out ??? ;)


  • #570
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,101 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    thelad95 wrote: »
    You might have a different underlying problem if it's really affecting you that badly. Maybe a trip to the GP might be advisable.

    Sometimes, if I'm really busy I might last for a week or two without realising it. I don't find it that difficult but my god the morning wood is like a cricket bat.

    I trust my GP alot and I could tell him almost anything but that's not something I could discuss.


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  • #571
    Pugzilla
    Site Banned Posts: 1,762 ✭✭✭Pugzilla


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls


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