Trivial shít you don't got time for

Maximus Alexander · 02-07-2014 12:34AM

I'm with you OP, f*ck making the bed! Just close the damn bedroom door when guests are coming over. The only time I see my bed is when I'm getting into it - ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

Barbers. Oh man barbers. Sitting there surrounded by people's snot nosed screaming kids on a Saturday while a whole line of them get about 0.4mm taken off the top and then handing over 20 quid for the privilege. I bought an electric shaver and I just buzz the head once a month. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

Shaving. Me bollox am I shaving every morning. Nah, one day a week I'm straight laced, sharp and clean shaven. The rest of the week I'm a motherloving ruggedly handsome, bestubbled bastard. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

Oh Lord Jesus it's a fire. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 02-07-2014 12:36AM

-Pairs of socks. Bollocks to that. If I ever have a matching pair on it's pure coincidence.

-Hear hear to the ironing of most stuff. I mean shirts, dresses, yeah. Pillowcases and jeans and stuff, pfffffffffft.

-Hair cuts. I get one haircut about every 18 months, get it chopped up around my chin, it's halfway down my back by the time I get it cut again. Spending €70 quid or something every three months?? I will yeah. :rolleyes:

Tail Docker · 02-07-2014 12:39AM

Speed limits under 100, ain't noone got time for that..oh, that's just me? Riight...

fussyonion · 02-07-2014 12:39AM

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

I'm with you OP, f*ck making the bed! Just close the damn bedroom door when guests are coming over. The only time I see my bed is when I'm getting into it - ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

Barbers. Oh man barbers. Sitting there surrounded by people's snot nosed screaming kids on a Saturday while a whole line of them get about 0.4mm taken off the top and then handing over 20 quid for the privilege. I bought an electric shaver and I just buzz the head once a month. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

Shaving. Me bollox am I shaving every morning. Nah, one day a week I'm straight laced, sharp and clean shaven. The rest of the week I'm a motherloving ruggedly handsome, bestubbled bastard. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

Oh Lord Jesus it's a fire. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

I'd say you look only masso hunzo.

bnagrrl · 02-07-2014 12:44AM

Tail Docker wrote: »

The key bit in that post was the "no-one going to see it" bit. I'm guessing someones probably going to see your bits, so there you go, grooming is required.

Nope, I'm single. :P

Six to eight months worth of regrowth would drive me insane!

Nib · 02-07-2014 12:45AM

Birthdays - Who gives a flying fuck that you managed to stay alive for another year... It's not an achievement.

Pissing - One minute of pure boredom, unless I'm playing the clean the previous user's shit of the bowl game. At least a shit is somewhat enjoyable, and you get to sit down.

Ads - Thank God for Sky+.

Topping up my phone - Hurry up automated woman person, I haven't got all day.

Putting the lid on my dinner in the microwave - Load of bollocks! Ah yeah, the top is lovely and hot, nearly get brain freeze when I work my way down the plate.

Changing bed clothes - Ah heyor! Just buy new ones. Would need to book a day off work to change the things.

Waiting for my tea to cool down - Fuck that shit, just pour it half way through the kettle boiling. Save time on waiting on the bastard to boil too.

Kitchen roll - Dafuq is that all about? Dishcloth for everyting kitchen related.

Firelighters - Cup of diesel. Be grand.

Ahhhhhhh....

Voodoomelon · 02-07-2014 12:46AM

I haven't been clean shaven in about 7 years. Not once. Just run the neck trimmer jobby over my entire head twice a week, job done.

Giving my twin brother a birthday present. Neither of us bother, what's the point!

Maximus Alexander · 02-07-2014 12:48AM

fussyonion wrote: »

I'd say you look only masso hunzo.

Ladies, form an orderly line please.

Tail Docker · 02-07-2014 12:48AM

bnagrrl wrote: »

Nope, I'm single. :P

Six to eight months worth of regrowth would drive me insane!

Life is not fair. There's you, all groomed and smooth, and some lazy, hairy fecker is getting all your action. I for one hope you get all the boom-boom you deserve and need.

Bipolar Joe · 02-07-2014 03:18AM

Cutting any hair. Don't give a fuck, it's boring and stupid and having a sharp implement that close to your face is counter intuitive to existence.

Eating. Mostly the cooking part. I never would if I could. The best part about food is having a really great poop later.

Also making the bed. Fuck it. There's no point.

Shopping at all. I hate it. People shoving, then the queue, then packing it away.

Putting clothes away. Bad enough I have to wash them. They'll only end up used again. Endless cycle. My wardrobe is the floor.

Going to sleep. I love sleeping, but the act of going to sleep is bullshit. Lie down in the dark for ages. A second seems like five minutes.

Hoovering. Thank God the floor here doesn't have a carpet. Hoovering is stupid.

Waiting for updates to download. Why the fuck is it only when I need to use the software? It works already.

YouTube. In it's current state, it's unusable. When you have to use a third party add-on to use your platform, you messed up.

Whatever is making my Internet be a bollix. There's plenty of crap I can be doing online, why is it acting up now for no reason?

Cleaning my studio. Just like putting clothes away. I'm only gonna be using the pedals again tomorrow. Why put them away?

EULAs. If I wanted to read a novel, I'd go to the book store.

LizzieJones · 02-07-2014 04:21AM

Fat Christy wrote: »

What do you not got time for?

Drying my hair. I let it air dry.

Ironing.

99% of news stories on tv or the internet

Pairing up my socks

Folding underwear. No one sees in my dresser anyway.

Knick-knacks. Hate them.

Make-up and nail polish. Hate it.

Wearing underwear on hot days. Why?

Commercials.

Running out of tea or toilet paper.

02-07-2014 05:41AM

Aw man, I can't believe the hate for ironed bed sheets :pac:

But they feel sooooo nice when they're all crispy and smooth! Seriously! They're the only thing I iron straight away. Clothes get ironed on a need to wear basis.

Then if you make the bed they stay all smooth and lovely for aaaaaages

*snuggles back into duvet*

wandatowell · 02-07-2014 05:50AM

Anybody iron their socks?

02-07-2014 05:54AM

wandatowell wrote: »

Anybody iron their socks?

Friend of mine irons her socks and knickers! Anything that dries outside gets ironed!

Lou.m · 02-07-2014 05:58AM

Worrying what people think. (I can't be bothered analyzing **** anyway most of the time people are doing their own thing no one cares it's great!)

Unkind people. (it's nice to be nice and it costs nothing)

People who complain about treats and nice events like 'OMG pride was so full of drink etc'...or people who give out about others do ing nice things...(like omg why give to charity you are only doing it to be seen or charity is all bent anyway etc)

Snobs.

Arrogant people. (ties in with snobs...borrrring..)

People with no thought or time for others and think they are the ****. (Ironically they seem to require the most attention and can be quite needy)

People who trash things because it is not popular or cool ( I love classical music and Opera for instance ) I don't know a lot about wine or gourmet food but I respect the effort and craft. I think you should respect the skill and hobbies of others.

Cruelty and abuse of humans obviously but also animals. (you are not cool you are stupid).

People who lecture others about what to eat. ( don't eat meat but I will cook meat for visitors of friends respect peoples choices).

Quark. (ain't no one got time for that)

People with no imagination.

People with no magic in their lives.

People do don't respect creative people ( I am creative ...of course)

Manipulative people.

Irish Guitarist · 02-07-2014 06:37AM

I couldn't be bothered washing a plate if I know I'm going to use it again later that day. If I eat something containing sauce I'll wash the plate, but I don't see the point if all that's on it is a few breadcrumbs.

ToddyDoody · 02-07-2014 07:19AM

Installing a toilet in the house is a waste of time. You can use a public one most of the time and a bucket the rest. Trivial **** indeed.

Baron Kurtz · 02-07-2014 07:49AM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Cutting any hair. Don't give a fuck, it's boring and stupid and having a sharp implement that close to your face is counter intuitive to existence.

Eating. Mostly the cooking part. I never would if I could. The best part about food is having a really great poop later.

Also making the bed. Fuck it. There's no point.

Shopping at all. I hate it. People shoving, then the queue, then packing it away.

Putting clothes away. Bad enough I have to wash them. They'll only end up used again. Endless cycle. My wardrobe is the floor.

Going to sleep. I love sleeping, but the act of going to sleep is bullshit. Lie down in the dark for ages. A second seems like five minutes.

Hoovering. Thank God the floor here doesn't have a carpet. Hoovering is stupid.

Waiting for updates to download. Why the fuck is it only when I need to use the software? It works already.

YouTube. In it's current state, it's unusable. When you have to use a third party add-on to use your platform, you messed up.

Whatever is making my Internet be a bollix. There's plenty of crap I can be doing online, why is it acting up now for no reason?

Cleaning my studio. Just like putting clothes away. I'm only gonna be using the pedals again tomorrow. Why put them away?

EULAs. If I wanted to read a novel, I'd go to the book store.

What is wrong with you?:)
Have you just given up completely? So you don't really do anything!

Plus, you still should hoover, carpet or not. Where do you think it goes. The floor ain't magic.

Baron Kurtz · 02-07-2014 07:54AM

Lou.m wrote: »

Worrying what people think. (I can't be bothered analyzing **** anyway most of the time people are doing their own thing no one cares it's great!)

Unkind people. (it's nice to be nice and it costs nothing)

People who complain about treats and nice events like 'OMG pride was so full of drink etc'...or people who give out about others do ing nice things...(like omg why give to charity you are only doing it to be seen or charity is all bent anyway etc)

Snobs.

Arrogant people. (ties in with snobs...borrrring..)

People with no thought or time for others and think they are the ****. (Ironically they seem to require the most attention and can be quite needy)

People who trash things because it is not popular or cool ( I love classical music and Opera for instance ) I don't know a lot about wine or gourmet food but I respect the effort and craft. I think you should respect the skill and hobbies of others.

Cruelty and abuse of humans obviously but also animals. (you are not cool you are stupid).

People who lecture others about what to eat. ( don't eat meat but I will cook meat for visitors of friends respect peoples choices).

Quark. (ain't no one got time for that)

People with no imagination.

People with no magic in their lives.

People do don't respect creative people ( I am creative ...of course)

Manipulative people.

Yeah, like, you're so like cool and free spirited.

Adamantium · 02-07-2014 08:15AM

People with no self awareness . It is by far the most attractive traits, a person can have. Most people are terrible listeners.

The wasters in school giving the teachers a hard time, I felt sorry for them and even more so now, they really were only hurting themselves.

Nobody wanted to be there including myself and it was fairly opressive, but why make it harder, we'll be free in a few years time?

I remember thinking these people are doing their jobs, can't we just leave them alone?

I was a sort of get in there, get out there, get it done, after the novelty of 1st year wore off, which is when my grades started to drop slowly over the next 4.

I'm actually a huge extrovert and really enthusiastically opinionated , but people got the idea in their heads that I was quiet, I just felt sensitive to other people, so acting like an rambling madman was saved for school trips and weekends with friends in private.

blaze1 · 02-07-2014 08:38AM

Shaving. The beard/face gets done once every 1-2 weeks when I shave my head, being baldy has its pros too!

02-07-2014 12:30PM

Lots of this stuff isn't trivial.

rainbow kirby · 02-07-2014 12:38PM

Cooking a dinner every day - easier to cook a big batch every 2-3 days and reheat

Make-up for work, takes up valuable sleeping time in the morning

Cleaning my bike after every long spin

Ironing things that don't absolutely need to be ironed

Ghost Buster · 02-07-2014 01:05PM

Fat Christy wrote: »

Trivial shít that you don't got time for. My list is as follows:

- Drying my hair. I couldn't be bothered. Haven't used a hair dryer in the last 2 years.

Hair in general...
I shaved off a fulsome head of hair for Shave or Die two years ago and have kept it shaved since. I drag a razor over it about once a week as opposed to tending to it every morning, every time it rains or is windy and getting it cut every few months.
Baldy is besty

Ditch · 02-07-2014 02:46PM

" Trivial shít you don't got time for ..... "

One word? Kardashians.

Sir Arthur Daley · 02-07-2014 02:49PM

Spending 3-4 hours a evening watching soaps.

wp_rathead · 02-07-2014 02:51PM

Having matching socks - first two i pick up is whats going on my feet (after customary sniff to make sure they are grand)

patmac · 02-07-2014 03:01PM

Housework I mean all that hovering, ironing, dusting, etc takes ages and 6 month's later you have to do it all over again.
Mowing the lawn what a waste, has to be done, but only when I can't see the wall, unlike my neighbour who mows his every day weather permitting.

Putins Future Killer · 02-07-2014 03:06PM

Cleaning glasses.

Birneybau · 02-07-2014 03:27PM

Nib wrote: »

Changing bed clothes - Ah heyor! Just buy new ones. Would need to book a day off work to change the things.

Ahhhhhhh....

Eh, you buy a new, fully made up bed everytime?

Trivial shít you don't got time for

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