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Trivial shít you don't got time for

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  • #32
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Yogosan wrote: »
    -Shutting down my laptop.
    -Ringing/Texting, I spend around €10 a year on credit usually just to keep coverage. I only ring and text if I absolutely have to.
    -Small talk in shops. Can't stand it.
    -Pretending to like stuff. Like if somone someone does painting and asks, "do you like the colour of the wall", I say straight out, I do not care.
    -Nutritional information. One day fat is bad, next day it's red meat, now sugar. Eventually there will be nothing left to eat!
    -Accepting Jesus as my lord and saviour. I'm sorry but I just don't have the time, probably never will.

    You don't get laid much, right?


  • #33
    Corkgirl210
    Closed Accounts Posts: 329 ✭✭Corkgirl210


    reading other peoples gripes...


  • #34
    Davarus Walrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    The opinions of 'punters'. The type of man who proclaims he came through the school of hard knocks, before graduating from the university of life. The same sort who cry when Ray D'Arcy knocks out yet another human-interest story. Most of them are gimps who thought they could run a business from the front of their van during the Celtic Tiger, and now find themselves resentful because they owe money for their flights of fantasy.


  • #35
    Yogosan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭Yogosan


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    You don't get laid much, right?
    I'm a human, not an egg.

    Edit- A good time to add, people that use phrases from other cultures, to the list. In Tails Dockors case, American culture. It's as if some people cannot even think for themselves, they need television to parrot off of. (In Tail Dockors case American television):)


  • #36
    Crumpets
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 585 ✭✭✭Crumpets


    Wearing matching socks - ain't nobody got time for that


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  • #37
    Munstermad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 490 ✭✭Munstermad


    Verbal Diarrhoea.....:mad:


  • #38
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Joe Duffy.. wrote: »
    Single and a virgin I take it?

    Yeah, he sounds like a young woman alright :pac:


  • #39
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Anything to do with celebrities.


  • #40
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I have tightness in my chest just reading your list >.<

    Apart from the shopping one. Online ftw.

    and a fine chest it is so it is


  • #41
    Chattastrophe!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,284 ✭✭✭Chattastrophe!


    I'm amazed that people iron clothes. Let alone bedsheets.

    I've actually banished our iron and ironing board to the attic, because I have no intentions of ever using it. I purposely buy clothes that don't need ironing. Ever.

    The idea of ironing sheets that you put on your bed, nooooppe! Never ever. I love the feel of lovely fresh clean sheets, but I don't feel any need to iron them - not worth the effort!


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  • #42
    Funnyonion79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 569 ✭✭✭Funnyonion79


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Trivial shít that you don't got time for. My list is as follows:

    - Drying my hair. I couldn't be bothered. Haven't used a hair dryer in the last 2 years.

    - Making my bed in the morning. I'm going to sleep it, why bother making it every morning?

    - Cleaning my car. Nope, not gonna happen until it starts growing it's own little ecosystem.

    - Ironing. I don't iron anything, ever! Hang it up straight away, there'll be near a crease on it.

    - Waiting for the tea to brew in a cup. **** that shít, splash some milk in and drink it with the bag in it. Sure, it'll be graaaannnndddd.

    - Keeping up to date with grooming. For 6-8 months of the year I have hairy everything. No one is going to see my legs/underarms/other places where hair grows. It's winter, it's cold, why bother shaving? I also occasionally like to rock the caterpillar eyebrow look, I don't have time to be getting my eyebrows done every 4 to 6 weeks.

    - Organising college notes. My life would be soo much easier if I was a bit more organised but nope it's never going to happen. I'll work around it, sure it'll be grand. Colour coded folders are so over-rated.

    - Going shopping for anything that isn't food. Shopping centres and dressing rooms, I hate you all. Buy all the things online. \o/

    What do you not got time for?

    In there before people say posting a comment to this thread. :P :pac:

    I think you and me might be the same person :)


  • #43
    Jeefff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 89 ✭✭Jeefff


    Speaking of trivial shyte, just seen the show on RTE about death and there was a few minutes of sorting out your affairs before you die..
    What? Tell me I'm about to die very soon, the last thing I'm going to worry about is paperwork..
    I barely do paperwork now as it is..
    ''I'm going to die soon, excuse me while I go cancel my subscription to Kleeneze magazine''
    Feck that, streak down main street first


  • #44
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Decorations: Make-up. Wrapping paper, ribbons and cupcakes and sh1t. Fuss. Hate it all with the ringing of a thousand headaches.


  • #45
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,827 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Ah come on whoopsy, I do do some of the above stuff every now and again. Ironing, no, never but I do make up my bed at the weekend with clean sheets, I just won't make it during the week.

    Just for the record, I do shower everyday. Just putting that out there, seeing as ye all think I'm a durty f*cker. :P I am anal about greasy hair, it's just one thing I cannot stand.

    I read that too fast and read: "I cannot stand anal greasy hair".


  • #46
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Davarus Walrus wrote: »
    The opinions of 'punters'. The type of man who proclaims he came through the school of hard knocks, before graduating from the university of life. The same sort who cry when Ray D'Arcy knocks out yet another human-interest story. Most of them are gimps who thought they could run a business from the front of their van during the Celtic Tiger, and now find themselves resentful because they owe money for their flights of fantasy.

    Seriously dude, you need to move on. it's getting sad, tbh.


  • #47
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,827 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    -Making small talk to my neighbours. I chat to them and then comes the awkward bit when we've nothing else to say and we're both looking for a reason to leave.

    -Going shopping with someone and they stop by a shop window to admire something and they say "What do you think, isn't that lovely?".
    I DON'T CARE. If I liked it or wanted to purchase it, I would have bought it.
    If YOU like it, buy it. Don't ask my opinion. What does it matter if I like it or not?!

    -Cooking a roast. Takes so much time and yet so little to eat it.


  • #48
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Yogosan wrote: »
    I'm a human, not an egg.

    Edit- A good time to add, people that use phrases from other cultures, to the list. In Tails Dockors case, American culture. It's as if some people cannot even think for themselves, they need television to parrot off of. (In Tail Dockors case American television):)

    Dockors is the American spelling, it's Docker's over here. :)


  • #49
    Yogosan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭Yogosan


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    Dockors is the American spelling, it's Docker's over here. :)
    Oops, I read your name as doctor the first time and forgot the "o" when editing.


  • #50
    whirlpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Trivial shít that you don't got time for. My list is as follows:

    - Drying my hair. I couldn't be bothered. Haven't used a hair dryer in the last 2 years.

    - Making my bed in the morning. I'm going to sleep it, why bother making it every morning?

    - Cleaning my car. Nope, not gonna happen until it starts growing it's own little ecosystem.

    - Ironing. I don't iron anything, ever! Hang it up straight away, there'll be near a crease on it.

    - Waiting for the tea to brew in a cup. **** that shít, splash some milk in and drink it with the bag in it. Sure, it'll be graaaannnndddd.

    - Keeping up to date with grooming. For 6-8 months of the year I have hairy everything. No one is going to see my legs/underarms/other places where hair grows. It's winter, it's cold, why bother shaving? I also occasionally like to rock the caterpillar eyebrow look, I don't have time to be getting my eyebrows done every 4 to 6 weeks.

    - Organising college notes. My life would be soo much easier if I was a bit more organised but nope it's never going to happen. I'll work around it, sure it'll be grand. Colour coded folders are so over-rated.

    - Going shopping for anything that isn't food. Shopping centres and dressing rooms, I hate you all. Buy all the things online. \o/

    What do you not got time for?

    In there before people say posting a comment to this thread. :P :pac:


    Nice to hear someone else does this with their tea too :)

    I also do not iron. Nor do I hang clothes up.


  • #51
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Yogosan wrote: »
    Oops, I read your name as doctor the first time and forgot the "o" when editing.

    And I was only messing at your post, it was just a bit intense. :)


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  • #52
    Brinimartini
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 279 ✭✭Brinimartini


    Bad grammar in posts


  • #53
    Burger Queenz 1212
    Site Banned Posts: 1 ✭Burger Queenz 1212


    Posts in which there is bad grammar


  • #54
    Jeefff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 89 ✭✭Jeefff


    Grammatically bad posts.


  • #55
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,827 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    #people #with #not #only #bad #grammar #but #people #who #hashtag #everything #they #post


  • #56
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Bad grandma really gets my goat.


  • #57
    CrookedJack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 595 ✭✭✭CrookedJack


    Badly post grammarisation


  • #58
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    CrookedJack wrote: »
    Badly post grammarisation

    I think you'll find it is posited. FFs, people grandmas, gone to hell these days.


  • #59
    bnagrrl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭bnagrrl


    Fat Christy wrote: »

    - Keeping up to date with grooming. For 6-8 months of the year I have hairy everything. No one is going to see my legs/underarms/other places where hair grows. It's winter, it's cold, why bother shaving? I also occasionally like to rock the caterpillar eyebrow look, I don't have time to be getting my eyebrows done every 4 to 6 weeks.

    :eek: :eek:

    6-8 MONTHS?!?!?!?!? Sweet suferdin' Jaysus!

    I can't go 6-8 weeks without keeping everything tidy and presentable! :p


  • #60
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    bnagrrl wrote: »
    :eek: :eek:

    6-8 MONTHS?!?!?!?!? Sweet suferdin' Jaysus!

    I can't go 6-8 weeks without keeping everything tidy and presentable! :p

    The key bit in that post was the "no-one going to see it" bit. I'm guessing someones probably going to see your bits, so there you go, grooming is required. :):D


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  • #61
    2Mad2BeMad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,792 ✭✭✭2Mad2BeMad


    Burger Queenz 1212 wrote: »
    Posts in which there is bad grammar

    That is not trivial.

    Making my bed, Don't see the point.
    People who think that once they wear trousers for the day, thats it they have to be washed.
    Getting into a taxi, hearing their life storys
    Nosy neighbours
    small talk in general, specially about football, I love football but don't just ask me one question about it, if your going to chat about it or bring it up at least try carry some of the conversation.
    Shaking hands at interviews, for all I know the interviewer could of been picking his nose, scratching his balls before I see him. I'm not a clean freak but I don't know why society has approved of the "shaking hands" approach, if anything it looks desperate.


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