Trivial shít you don't got time for

Fat Christy

Trivial shít that you don't got time for. My list is as follows:

- Drying my hair. I couldn't be bothered. Haven't used a hair dryer in the last 2 years.

- Making my bed in the morning. I'm going to sleep it, why bother making it every morning?

- Cleaning my car. Nope, not gonna happen until it starts growing it's own little ecosystem.

- Ironing. I don't iron anything, ever! Hang it up straight away, there'll be near a crease on it.

- Waiting for the tea to brew in a cup. **** that shít, splash some milk in and drink it with the bag in it. Sure, it'll be graaaannnndddd.

- Keeping up to date with grooming. For 6-8 months of the year I have hairy everything. No one is going to see my legs/underarms/other places where hair grows. It's winter, it's cold, why bother shaving? I also occasionally like to rock the caterpillar eyebrow look, I don't have time to be getting my eyebrows done every 4 to 6 weeks.

- Organising college notes. My life would be soo much easier if I was a bit more organised but nope it's never going to happen. I'll work around it, sure it'll be grand. Colour coded folders are so over-rated.

- Going shopping for anything that isn't food. Shopping centres and dressing rooms, I hate you all. Buy all the things online. \o/

What do you not got time for?

In there before people say posting a comment to this thread. :P :pac:

AnonoBoy

Pursuits.

ElleEm

Forming proper sentences.

I have tightness in my chest just reading your list >.<

Apart from the shopping one. Online ftw.

Jeefff

Sure what's the point in wiping your arse? You're only going to shyte again tomorrow

Fat Christy

Jeefff wrote: »

Sure what's the point in wiping your arse? You're only going to shyte again tomorrow

I'm a serial arse wiper tbh. I have to make sure it's well wiped. I'm a bit OCD about it.

kfallon

Fat Christy wrote: »

I'm a serial arse wiper tbh. I have to make sure it's well wiped. I'm a bit OCD about it.

Judging by your OP I doubt you are any way OCD tbh

Schwiiing

Deleted User wrote: »

I have tightness in my chest just reading your list >.<

Apart from the shopping one. Online ftw.

Do ya need someone to massage it for ya? :pac:

Shaving. I grow it out for a week or 2. Get a beard trimmer and cut it back to 2-3 day growth in 60 secs.

Joe Duffy..

Fat Christy wrote: »

Trivial shít that you don't got time for. My list is as follows:

- Drying my hair. I couldn't be bothered. Haven't used a hair dryer in the last 2 years.

- Making my bed in the morning. I'm going to sleep it, why bother making it every morning?

- Cleaning my car. Nope, not gonna happen until it starts growing it's own little ecosystem.

- Ironing. I don't iron anything, ever! Hang it up straight away, there'll be near a crease on it.

- Waiting for the tea to brew in a cup. **** that shít, splash some milk in and drink it with the bag in it. Sure, it'll be graaaannnndddd.

- Keeping up to date with grooming. For 6-8 months of the year I have hairy everything. No one is going to see my legs/underarms/other places where hair grows. It's winter, it's cold, why bother shaving? I also occasionally like to rock the caterpillar eyebrow look, I don't have time to be getting my eyebrows done every 4 to 6 weeks.

- Organising college notes. My life would be soo much easier if I was a bit more organised but nope it's never going to happen. I'll work around it, sure it'll be grand. Colour coded folders are so over-rated.

- Going shopping for anything that isn't food. Shopping centres and dressing rooms, I hate you all. Buy all the things online. \o/

What do you not got time for?

In there before people say posting a comment to this thread. :P :pac:

Single and a virgin I take it?

Fat Christy

kfallon wrote: »

Judging by your OP I doubt you are any way OCD tbh

You'd be surprised. :P

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

You sound like a lazy slob

I've been called "by-the-book" plenty of times, I always follow instructions, rules and regulations to the letter. Boring bastard works either.

Schwiiing

Schwiiing wrote: »

Do ya need someone to massage it for ya? :pac:
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Good post/username combo :P

Buzz Killington the third

bronchitis... Ain't nobody got time for that!

major bill

Deals / Bargains- just leave me alone please I am happy to pay 2 euro extra

--LOS--

Washing my hair if I see that it's raining outside, it's gona get ruined anyway, ain't nobody got time fo that.

Fat Christy

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

You sound like a lazy slob

I've been called "by-the-book" plenty of times, I always follow instructions, rules and regulations to the letter. Boring bastard works either.

I work full time and study part time. I'm actually not lazy, I'm just less bothered with certain things in life. :pac:

Jeefff

Fat Christy wrote: »

I'm a serial arse wiper tbh. I have to make sure it's well wiped. I'm a bit OCD about it.

You'd want to be if you've not shaved for six months, major dingleberries

Durty

Fat Christy

Joe Duffy.. wrote: »

Single and a virgin I take it?

Nope and Nope.

Getting into a neatly made bed is the nicest. A neatly made ironed sheet bed. I can't imagine going through life without feeling that regularly. I feel sad for your OP that you don't get to experience that.

KungPao

Being nice to people. People are generally assholes so it feels like a waste of my valuable time.

Fat Christy

Deleted User wrote: »

Getting into a neatly made bed is the nicest. A neatly made ironed sheet bed. I can't imagine going through life without feeling that regularly. I feel sad for your OP that you don't get to experience that.

Ah come on whoopsy, I do do some of the above stuff every now and again. Ironing, no, never but I do make up my bed at the weekend with clean sheets, I just won't make it during the week.

Just for the record, I do shower everyday. Just putting that out there, seeing as ye all think I'm a durty f*cker. :P I am anal about greasy hair, it's just one thing I cannot stand.

House of Blaze

Fat Christy wrote: »

Trivial shít that you don't got time for. My list is as follows:

- Waiting for the tea to brew in a cup. **** that shít, splash some milk in and drink it with the bag in it. Sure, it'll be graaaannnndddd.

Ooooh... I dunno about this one Christy.. I like my tea as thick and dark as demon blood!

Nothing worse than leaving a cup to brew and forgetting about it though.

I've taken to shouting "ZOMBIE TEA!!!" whenever this happens.

Then popping it in the microwave to 'frankenstein' it.

And then maniacally screaming "IT'S ALIVE!!" when the bell goes...

Yeah I have way too much time on my hands!

Tail Docker

Eating - sure you just poo it out anyway. I dump the food straight in the jax, saves me a whole ball of time. And keeps me skinny, christy.

House of Blaze

Deleted User wrote: »

Getting into a neatly made bed is the nicest. A neatly made ironed sheet bed. I can't imagine going through life without feeling that regularly. I feel sad for your OP that you don't get to experience that.

You iron your bedsheets?!?!

May god have mercy on us all...

Fat Christy

Tail Docker wrote: »

Eating - sure you just poo it out anyway. I dump the food straight in the jax, saves me a whole ball of time. And keeps me skinny, christy.

Sure just send it to me instead, I could do with some extra reserves. I'm PM you my address.

Tail Docker

House of Blaze wrote: »

You iron your bedsheets?!?!

May god have mercy on us all...

Ah stop. She irons them while they're still on the bed - that's cheating, and pretty damn annoying if you're in there trying to sleep.

SimonTemplar

Small talk in lifts. Just enjoy the silence for 10 seconds.

Tail Docker

SimonTemplar wrote: »

Small talk in lifts. Just enjoy the silence for 10 seconds.

They put mirrors in there on the walls so you can admire yourself, and look for bits in your teeth. Handy if you're a horse.

PizzamanIRL

Stress/thoughts about things that I have absolutely no control over.

Sir Arthur Daley

Making small talk with my nosy neighbours, go join a weather forum if talking about the weather is so arousing.

Yogosan

-Shutting down my laptop.
-Ringing/Texting, I spend around €10 a year on credit usually just to keep coverage. I only ring and text if I absolutely have to.
-Small talk in shops. Can't stand it.
-Pretending to like stuff. Like if somone someone does painting and asks, "do you like the colour of the wall", I say straight out, I do not care.
-Nutritional information. One day fat is bad, next day it's red meat, now sugar. Eventually there will be nothing left to eat!
-Accepting Jesus as my lord and saviour. I'm sorry but I just don't have the time, probably never will.

Tail Docker

Yogosan wrote: »

-Shutting down my laptop.
-Ringing/Texting, I spend around €10 a year on credit usually just to keep coverage. I only ring and text if I absolutely have to.
-Small talk in shops. Can't stand it.
-Pretending to like stuff. Like if somone someone does painting and asks, "do you like the colour of the wall", I say straight out, I do not care.
-Nutritional information. One day fat is bad, next day it's red meat, now sugar. Eventually there will be nothing left to eat!
-Accepting Jesus as my lord and saviour. I'm sorry but I just don't have the time, probably never will.

You don't get laid much, right?

Corkgirl210

reading other peoples gripes...

Davarus Walrus

The opinions of 'punters'. The type of man who proclaims he came through the school of hard knocks, before graduating from the university of life. The same sort who cry when Ray D'Arcy knocks out yet another human-interest story. Most of them are gimps who thought they could run a business from the front of their van during the Celtic Tiger, and now find themselves resentful because they owe money for their flights of fantasy.

Yogosan

Tail Docker wrote: »

You don't get laid much, right?

I'm a human, not an egg.

Edit- A good time to add, people that use phrases from other cultures, to the list. In Tails Dockors case, American culture. It's as if some people cannot even think for themselves, they need television to parrot off of. (In Tail Dockors case American television):)

Crumpets

Wearing matching socks - ain't nobody got time for that

Munstermad

Verbal Diarrhoea.....:mad:

Lucifer MorningStar

Joe Duffy.. wrote: »

Single and a virgin I take it?

Yeah, he sounds like a young woman alright :pac:

Karl Stein

Anything to do with celebrities.

wexie

Deleted User wrote: »

I have tightness in my chest just reading your list >.<

Apart from the shopping one. Online ftw.

and a fine chest it is so it is

Chattastrophe!

I'm amazed that people iron clothes. Let alone bedsheets.

I've actually banished our iron and ironing board to the attic, because I have no intentions of ever using it. I purposely buy clothes that don't need ironing. Ever.

The idea of ironing sheets that you put on your bed, nooooppe! Never ever. I love the feel of lovely fresh clean sheets, but I don't feel any need to iron them - not worth the effort!

Funnyonion79

Fat Christy wrote: »

Trivial shít that you don't got time for. My list is as follows:

- Drying my hair. I couldn't be bothered. Haven't used a hair dryer in the last 2 years.

- Making my bed in the morning. I'm going to sleep it, why bother making it every morning?

- Cleaning my car. Nope, not gonna happen until it starts growing it's own little ecosystem.

- Ironing. I don't iron anything, ever! Hang it up straight away, there'll be near a crease on it.

- Waiting for the tea to brew in a cup. **** that shít, splash some milk in and drink it with the bag in it. Sure, it'll be graaaannnndddd.

- Keeping up to date with grooming. For 6-8 months of the year I have hairy everything. No one is going to see my legs/underarms/other places where hair grows. It's winter, it's cold, why bother shaving? I also occasionally like to rock the caterpillar eyebrow look, I don't have time to be getting my eyebrows done every 4 to 6 weeks.

- Organising college notes. My life would be soo much easier if I was a bit more organised but nope it's never going to happen. I'll work around it, sure it'll be grand. Colour coded folders are so over-rated.

- Going shopping for anything that isn't food. Shopping centres and dressing rooms, I hate you all. Buy all the things online. \o/

What do you not got time for?

In there before people say posting a comment to this thread. :P :pac:

I think you and me might be the same person

Jeefff

Speaking of trivial shyte, just seen the show on RTE about death and there was a few minutes of sorting out your affairs before you die..
What? Tell me I'm about to die very soon, the last thing I'm going to worry about is paperwork..
I barely do paperwork now as it is..
''I'm going to die soon, excuse me while I go cancel my subscription to Kleeneze magazine''
Feck that, streak down main street first

Muise...

Decorations: Make-up. Wrapping paper, ribbons and cupcakes and sh1t. Fuss. Hate it all with the ringing of a thousand headaches.

fussyonion

Fat Christy wrote: »

Ah come on whoopsy, I do do some of the above stuff every now and again. Ironing, no, never but I do make up my bed at the weekend with clean sheets, I just won't make it during the week.

Just for the record, I do shower everyday. Just putting that out there, seeing as ye all think I'm a durty f*cker. :P I am anal about greasy hair, it's just one thing I cannot stand.

I read that too fast and read: "I cannot stand anal greasy hair".

Tail Docker

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

The opinions of 'punters'. The type of man who proclaims he came through the school of hard knocks, before graduating from the university of life. The same sort who cry when Ray D'Arcy knocks out yet another human-interest story. Most of them are gimps who thought they could run a business from the front of their van during the Celtic Tiger, and now find themselves resentful because they owe money for their flights of fantasy.

Seriously dude, you need to move on. it's getting sad, tbh.

fussyonion

-Making small talk to my neighbours. I chat to them and then comes the awkward bit when we've nothing else to say and we're both looking for a reason to leave.

-Going shopping with someone and they stop by a shop window to admire something and they say "What do you think, isn't that lovely?".
I DON'T CARE. If I liked it or wanted to purchase it, I would have bought it.
If YOU like it, buy it. Don't ask my opinion. What does it matter if I like it or not?!

-Cooking a roast. Takes so much time and yet so little to eat it.

Tail Docker

Yogosan wrote: »

I'm a human, not an egg.

Edit- A good time to add, people that use phrases from other cultures, to the list. In Tails Dockors case, American culture. It's as if some people cannot even think for themselves, they need television to parrot off of. (In Tail Dockors case American television):)

Dockors is the American spelling, it's Docker's over here.

Yogosan

Tail Docker wrote: »

Dockors is the American spelling, it's Docker's over here.

Oops, I read your name as doctor the first time and forgot the "o" when editing.

whirlpool

Fat Christy wrote: »

Trivial shít that you don't got time for. My list is as follows:

- Drying my hair. I couldn't be bothered. Haven't used a hair dryer in the last 2 years.

- Making my bed in the morning. I'm going to sleep it, why bother making it every morning?

- Cleaning my car. Nope, not gonna happen until it starts growing it's own little ecosystem.

- Ironing. I don't iron anything, ever! Hang it up straight away, there'll be near a crease on it.

- Waiting for the tea to brew in a cup. **** that shít, splash some milk in and drink it with the bag in it. Sure, it'll be graaaannnndddd.

- Keeping up to date with grooming. For 6-8 months of the year I have hairy everything. No one is going to see my legs/underarms/other places where hair grows. It's winter, it's cold, why bother shaving? I also occasionally like to rock the caterpillar eyebrow look, I don't have time to be getting my eyebrows done every 4 to 6 weeks.

- Organising college notes. My life would be soo much easier if I was a bit more organised but nope it's never going to happen. I'll work around it, sure it'll be grand. Colour coded folders are so over-rated.

- Going shopping for anything that isn't food. Shopping centres and dressing rooms, I hate you all. Buy all the things online. \o/

What do you not got time for?

In there before people say posting a comment to this thread. :P :pac:

Nice to hear someone else does this with their tea too

I also do not iron. Nor do I hang clothes up.

Tail Docker

Yogosan wrote: »

Oops, I read your name as doctor the first time and forgot the "o" when editing.

And I was only messing at your post, it was just a bit intense.