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Wilberto · 04-06-2014 09:41PM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"Dacent nite for foggin on gona wait till tomoro ta go gatin now chilled ta da bone haaa"

"foggin on"??

I mean, the rest of it I can understand, but what on earth is "foggin on" supposed to represent?

ivytwine · 04-06-2014 09:41PM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"Dacent nite for foggin on gona wait till tomoro ta go gatin now chilled ta da bone haaa"

Gatting is drinking but other than that???

batistuta9 · 04-06-2014 09:45PM

ivytwine wrote: »

Gatting is drinking but other than that???

I believe they're smoking somthing tonight and liquor tasting tomorrow instead

ivytwine · 04-06-2014 09:46PM

batistuta9 wrote: »

I believe they're smoking somthing tonight and liquor tasting tomorrow instead

What delightful and varied pursuits they enjoy!

Wilberto · 04-06-2014 09:48PM

batistuta9 wrote: »

I believe they're smoking somthing tonight and liquor tasting tomorrow instead

That would explain the illegibility of his status.

FullblownRose · 04-06-2014 10:00PM

It's doing something on fog, obviously. Ye plebs! Sounds quite magical! You'd have to wait for the right kind of foggy night of course

diograis · 04-06-2014 10:54PM

ah the beauty of cork knacker slang

Kold · 05-06-2014 05:40AM

michellie · 06-06-2014 08:01PM

"enquire iglesias coming to dublin...Omg I can not wait"

Most of my posts in this thread are about the person I'm quoting.

mfceiling · 06-06-2014 08:20PM

EuskalHerria wrote: »

"Good luck to every1 sitting dr leaving n junior cert 2mrw"

I'm sure that is the encouragement they need. Perhaps a refresher course is in order.

Especially those who are sitting their English paper...

ivytwine · 08-06-2014 08:51AM

Grr this really irks me.
We all heard that great story about the d-day vet who snuck out of his nursing home and went over to France for the 70th. Fair play to him, a hero in every sense of the word.

A guy I know from home shared a picture of him originally posted by the BNP with a caption about being a true British hero. A racist organisation whose leader, if not outright denying the holocaust, says it was exaggerated (can't link as on phone) isn't that what the allies fought against? ! Utter scumbags.

I'm gonna have to hide this guy's statuses... he's always sharing **** from Britain First and the like despite living in a 99% white part of Ireland his entire life...

08-06-2014 09:09AM

TheGoldenAges wrote: »

A guy I went to school with who's Islamic shared this on Facebook, trying to rationalize deprivation of human rights :rolleyes:

Ooo that stuff makes me angry
Someone else posted elsewhere a story of a muslim and non muslim woman and the muslim woman was all "you should preserve and hide away your beauty like a pearl in an oyster so that men will value you more"
arghhhh you can tell all the pretty stories you like about sweets and pearls but we do not exist just for men to value or choose like we're inanimate objects with no feelings or minds! fcuk off!!!

honerbright · 08-06-2014 10:23AM

Few weeks ago a girl I work with liked and shared a bunch of photos "against racism". Cut to later that day while we're at work and a group of foreign nationals walk through the door, minding their own business and the facebooking girl turns to me and goes "They should all be f**king deported, this is Ireland".

Facebook's such a great tool for making out like you're a great, caring person. She also seemed to forget in that moment that I myself am not Irish :pac:

Muise... · 08-06-2014 12:02PM

bluewolf wrote: »

Ooo that stuff makes me angry
Someone else posted elsewhere a story of a muslim and non muslim woman and the muslim woman was all "you should preserve and hide away your beauty like a pearl in an oyster so that men will value you more"
arghhhh you can tell all the pretty stories you like about sweets and pearls but we do not exist just for men to value or choose like we're inanimate objects with no feelings or minds! fcuk off!!!

Here's a page full to the brim of GREAT facebook statuses: Iranian women sneaking off their veils and enjoying a bit freedom for the duration of a snapshot. That country has beautiful landscapes, and I have girl-crushes on all those gorgeous gorgeous women.

https://www.facebook.com/StealthyFreedom?fref=ts

Fiolina · 08-06-2014 12:09PM

Muise... wrote: »

Here's a page full to the brim of GREAT facebook statuses: Iranian women sneaking off their veils and enjoying a bit freedom for the duration of a snapshot. That country has beautiful landscapes, and I have girl-crushes on all those gorgeous gorgeous women.

https://www.facebook.com/StealthyFreedom?fref=ts

That's brilliant. Brave ladies. Thanks for sharing

milltown · 08-06-2014 01:35PM

ivytwine wrote: »

Grr this really irks me.
We all heard that great story about the d-day vet who snuck out of his nursing home and went over to France for the 70th. Fair play to him, a hero in every sense of the word.

A guy I know from home shared a picture of him originally posted by the BNP with a caption about being a true British hero. A racist organisation whose leader, if not outright denying the holocaust, says it was exaggerated (can't link as on phone) isn't that what the allies fought against? ! Utter scumbags.

I'm gonna have to hide this guy's statuses... he's always sharing **** from Britain First and the like despite living in a 99% white part of Ireland his entire life...

Erm, that's not the satire site, Britian First, is it?

https://www.facebook.com/britianfirst?fref=ts

Pawwed Rig · 08-06-2014 01:42PM

milltown wrote: »

Erm, that's not the satire site, Britian First, is it?

https://www.facebook.com/britianfirst?fref=ts

It is like the ok hun site right? Have just had a quick look at it and it is just some bloke poking fun at the BNP (if I understand correctly).

kunst nugget · 08-06-2014 01:51PM

milltown wrote: »

Erm, that's not the satire site, Britian First, is it?

https://www.facebook.com/britianfirst?fref=ts

That's a satire of this facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/britainfirstgb?fref=ts

rafa05 · 08-06-2014 01:58PM

honerbright wrote: »

Few weeks ago a girl I work with liked and shared a bunch of photos "against racism". Cut to later that day while we're at work and a group of foreign nationals walk through the door, minding their own business and the facebooking girl turns to me and goes "They should all be f**king deported, this is Ireland".

Facebook's such a great tool for making out like you're a great, caring person. She also seemed to forget in that moment that I myself am not Irish :pac:

That's a classic, Facebook heroes, would make u puke

LizT · 08-06-2014 02:10PM

One of my friends just wished a happy birthday to her dog, accompanied by pictures of 5 wrapped presents for her dog, a birthday cake, pictures of the birthday party they had (paper plates, cups and hats with "Happy Birthday!" written on them) and a picture of the birthday card she got for the dog...

I haven't had a birthday party like that since I was about 10

Muise... · 08-06-2014 02:13PM

LizT wrote: »

One of my friends just wished a happy birthday to her dog, accompanied by pictures of 5 wrapped presents for her dog, a birthday cake, pictures of the birthday party they had (paper plates, cups and hats with "Happy Birthday!" written on them) and a picture of the birthday card she got for the dog...

I haven't had a birthday party like that since I was about 10

That'd be 70 in dog-years, so fair enough for an oul wan.

El Weirdo · 08-06-2014 02:14PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

That's a satire of this facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/britainfirstgb?fref=ts

Just a wee FYI while we're on the subject, Britain First are connected to this crowd of fucking losers:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Protestant-Coalition/358981060896686?fref=ts

kunst nugget · 08-06-2014 02:20PM

El Weirdo wrote: »

Just a wee FYI while we're on the subject, Britain First are connected to this crowd of fucking losers:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Protestant-Coalition/358981060896686?fref=ts

I thought there was a fair smell of Hellfire Unionism off of it.

milltown · 08-06-2014 02:22PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

That's a satire of this facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/britainfirstgb?fref=ts

And a great many others, I presumed.

08-06-2014 02:24PM

michellie wrote: »

"enquire iglesias coming to dublin...Omg I can not wait"

Most of my posts in this thread are about the person I'm quoting.

I know we can't say names here but is this person from waterford?

ivytwine · 08-06-2014 07:44PM

milltown wrote: »

Erm, that's not the satire site, Britian First, is it?

https://www.facebook.com/britianfirst?fref=ts

No, I've heard of the Britian First thing alright. This is the genuine, stone cold, straight up neo-fascist Britain First and the BNP party your man is sharing. A while back I posted about an old schoolmate of mine who got religious and started spouting off about Muslims, he was one of the first to like it.

Actually, update: Straight after sharing the BNP pic he posted a video of an anaconda supposedly eating a woman. I ****ing HATE snakes so last straw, hiding him!

mfceiling · 08-06-2014 07:48PM

bluewolf wrote: »

Ooo that stuff makes me angry
Someone else posted elsewhere a story of a muslim and non muslim woman and the muslim woman was all "you should preserve and hide away your beauty like a pearl in an oyster so that men will value you more"
arghhhh you can tell all the pretty stories you like about sweets and pearls but we do not exist just for men to value or choose like we're inanimate objects with no feelings or minds! fcuk off!!!

Oh Bluewolf...are we back on the inanimate object topic!!

08-06-2014 07:50PM

mfceiling wrote: »

Oh Bluewolf...are we back on the inanimate object topic!!

It must be in my head after that thread

yerwanthere123 · 08-06-2014 10:26PM

Yay, alcohol! Woo 4%!!

This girl knows how to party!

fussyonion · 09-06-2014 12:02AM

Post today: "tnx 2 all d ppl who came to d furrenal ystrdday it woz offal gud of u 2 pay ur respcts n tanx 4 all d yaygerbombs sure it woz a gud sendoff. sure didnt we do d rockd boat on d floor me jaysis arms wil be killin me 2mara. swear dat man at d bar got an eyful of me knikers haa nite skangerz !"

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