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Theresa Heaney on Vincent Browne

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  • #542
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    mrsbyrne wrote: »
    Oh I don't have anything against gay people marrying. As I've said I hope you have nothing against me and my beloved ClipClop tying the knot. Turwig doesn't mind Paddy Ryan and his eldest daughter 18 year old Mary getting married, but seems to draw the line at adult humans. ClipClop is 10 , so why not?

    He added caveats, which you might ask him about.

    I can't see how an animal, who is incapable of giving consent, is comparable to an adult human being.


  • #543
    mrsbyrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,228 ✭✭✭mrsbyrne


    Kiwi in IE wrote: »
    HAHAHAHA! I told warned you all that this was coming a couple of pages back.

    Why don't you have a foal? You could find a mare to act as a surrogate for you. That way your child will resemble your partner.

    Sorry but I'm taking offence at the suggestion that ClipClop and I couldn't offer a loving normal family home to a human child. Paddy and Mary next door (father and daughter, but also husband and wife, they are consenting and in love so its fine) have adopted a boy. Of course he doesn't know yet that his new mother is also his sister, but look, this is the brave new world and there's no evidence that incestuous parents are detrimental to a child's upbringing so , well, it should be perfect.
    Oh, and there's no evidence that having a mother and a horse for parents would be damaging either. So you can take your old-fashioned Taliban attitudes and stick them where the sun don't shine.


  • #544
    Kiwi in IE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,063 ✭✭✭Kiwi in IE


    shruikan2553 wrote: »
    Isnt it sarcasm?

    Mrs Byrne was being sarcastic about marrying her horse in an attempt to prove the inevitability of the slippery slope that will be caused by equal marriage (people will want to marry their horses, shoes, goldfish, crunchie bars etc and sure if we allow gay people to get married why should we stop there).


  • #545
    Turtwig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    mrsbyrne wrote: »
    Sorry but I'm taking offence at the suggestion that ClipClop and I couldn't offer a loving normal family home to a human child. Paddy and Mary next door (father and daughter, but also husband and wife, they are consenting and in love so its fine) have adopted a boy. Of course he doesn't know yet that his new mother is also his sister, but look, this is the brave new world and there's no evidence that incestuous parents are detrimental to a child's upbringing so , well, it should be perfect.
    Oh, and there's no evidence that having a mother and a horse for parents would be damaging either. So you can take your old-fashioned Taliban attitudes and stick them where the sun don't shine.

    Although it is bordering on eugenics there are biological arguments against incestuous reproduction.
    I commented on my problem with them here
    :
    http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057211488/2/#post90425197

    As for horse human baby evidence. If you can prove the horse isn't being raped and if you can prove a horse human baby is biologically possible, then we can discuss the ethics of it. Right now, it's almost as productive as the zoology of unicorns. A fascinating field no doubt.


  • #546
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Kiwi in IE wrote: »
    Mrs Byrne was being sarcastic about marrying her horse in an attempt to prove the inevitability of the slippery slope that will be caused by equal marriage (people will want to marry their horses, shoes, goldfish, crunchie bars etc and sure if we allow gay people to get married why should we stop there).

    My mistake. Thought it was someone taking the piss out of the whole "sure if men marry other men why cant I marry something that cant consent" thing. Didnt think someone could be actually serious about that.


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  • #547
    mrsbyrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,228 ✭✭✭mrsbyrne


    Turtwig wrote: »
    Your horse can't give consent.

    Maybe a dolphin though? Either way if we can't measure the autonomy then we can't allow it. Otherwise it's possible you're raping the dolphin. Or horse.

    have no objections to incestuous relationships with no grooming/foul play involved. As long it's mutually consenting and there's no foul play involved, what business is it of anyone to state what adults can or cannot do?

    I absolutely agree. My other neighbour Joe is married to a deaf mute Congolese dwarf who insists that he enjoys being walked along the Mainstreet on all fours wearing a nappy with Joe controlling the lead with an electric shock collar. Oh some narrow minded people have tried to interfere , spouting nonsense about finding the sight of them "obscene" (lol!). But both insist that they are in love, so BUT OUT! backward creationists your day is over!


  • #548
    Kiwi in IE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,063 ✭✭✭Kiwi in IE


    The slippery slope argument is favoured in both the equal marriage and abortion debates. With gay marriage it will lead to people marrying their budgie/cow/lampshade, and with abortion the inevitable result is that 'post birth' abortions will have to be legalised, which will mean that you can abort your 10 year old.


  • #549
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    mrsbyrne wrote: »
    I absolutely agree. My other neighbour Joe is married to a deaf mute Congolese dwarf who insists that he enjoys being walked along the Mainstreet on all fours wearing a nappy with Joe controlling the lead with an electric shock collar. Oh some narrow minded people have tried to interfere , spouting nonsense about finding the sight of them "obscene" (lol!). But both insist that they are in love, so BUT OUT! backward creationists your day is over!


    Do you have anything at all to contribute?


  • #550
    kingchess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭kingchess


    Lastlight. wrote: »
    The state was much better when Roman Catholicism had a big say in the state and actually moral values actually mattered.
    jaysus,you never get your united Ireland if that happens,?:p


  • #551
    Turtwig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    With regard to the slippery slope. Why did we allow inter racial marriage and even straight marriage (the true proper one!). All of those could lead to horse goldfish human HGH births! I say we ban marriage altogether. Eliminating any potential threats!


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  • #552
    Turtwig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    mrsbyrne wrote: »
    I absolutely agree. My other neighbour Joe is married to a deaf mute Congolese dwarf who insists that he enjoys being walked along the Mainstreet on all fours wearing a nappy with Joe controlling the lead with an electric shock collar. Oh some narrow minded people have tried to interfere , spouting nonsense about finding the sight of them "obscene" (lol!). But both insist that they are in love, so BUT OUT! backward creationists your day is over!

    The sincerity in your agreement is quite troubling. Human rights is a serious issue. It'd be nice if you seriously consider the ethical implications. Rather than such vacuous appeals to feelings of disgust.


  • #553
    mrsbyrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,228 ✭✭✭mrsbyrne


    Nodin wrote: »
    Do you have anything at all to contribute?

    See I'm going to leave this thread now. But not before I tell you that I'm sick of narrow minded people stuck in 1990s Ireland passing judgment on us and our neighbours here in LittleTipp. We are all consenting adults and its nobodies business what we do. Now we really do have to go cos there's a swingers night round at Mary and Paddys and it takes 20 minutes to get CilpClop in their front door. Enjoy the rest of the thread!


  • #554
    Corkfeen
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    Lastlight. wrote: »
    The state was much better when Roman Catholicism had a big say in the state and actually moral values actually mattered.
    Moral values of Catholicism gave us the Magdalene Laundries. A high position of power for the RCC in our state of it,gave us cover ups of abuse and had people treated like second class citizens because of their sexuality,gender. The times when you couldn't even avail of bloody contraceptives. Did you miss out on Irish history?


  • #555
    Turtwig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    mrsbyrne wrote: »
    See I'm going to leave this thread now. But not before I tell you that I'm sick of narrow minded people stuck in 1990s Ireland passing judgment on us and our neighbours here in LittleTipp. We are all consenting adults and its nobodies business what we do. Now we really do have to go cos there's a swingers night round at Mary and Paddys and it takes 20 minutes to get CilpClop in their front door. Enjoy the rest of the thread!

    If you rape some poor being then it's NOT nobody's business.

    Child molesters try to claim the same things you have about clip clop. So, I take it then you approve of abusing kids? Because you do realise those are the arguments you are making?


  • #556
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    I think MrsByrne's had a small sherry. Things always get a bit ... surreal ... When she's had a small sherry...


  • #557
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    endacl wrote: »
    I think MrsByrne's had a small sherry. Things always get a bit ... surreal ... When she's had a small sherry...

    Sherry, acid, mushrooms. Its all the same.


  • #558
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    shruikan2553 wrote: »
    Sherry, acid, mushrooms. Its all the same.



  • #559
    mrsbyrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,228 ✭✭✭mrsbyrne


    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y3WBecW8zaw


  • #560
    P_1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    mrsbyrne wrote: »
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y3WBecW8zaw

    But you're here :P Did Clipclop stand you up again?


  • #561
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    P_1 wrote: »
    But you're here :P Did Clipclop stand you up again?
    He had to leave town in a hurry! :D



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  • #562
    mrsbyrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,228 ✭✭✭mrsbyrne


    P_1 wrote: »
    But you're here :P Did Clipclop stand you up again?

    I'm back already. We played spin the bottle and ClipClops gone to the make out room with the Congolese deafmute dwarf. His husbands gone to look for a bigger electric shock collar for me . Should be a good nite


  • #563
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    endacl wrote: »
    I think MrsByrne's had a small sherry. Things always get a bit ... surreal ... when she's had a small sherry...
    mrsbyrne wrote: »
    I'm back already. We played spin the bottle and ClipClops gone to the make out room with the Congolese deafmute dwarf. His husbands gone to look for a bigger electric shock collar for me . Should be a good nite

    Best of luck.......?


  • #564
    mrsbyrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,228 ✭✭✭mrsbyrne


    endacl wrote: »
    Best of luck.......?

    Ta endacl.
    oowwwwww oooh sorry master oooowweeee.........(fades into the distance)


  • #565
    Lastlight.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 203 ✭✭Lastlight.


    endacl wrote: »
    Unbaptised children buried in unmarked mass graves. Magdalene laundries. Forced separation of unmarried mothers and their infants. Parishioners of little means embarrassed by having the amount of their Easter dues read out from the alter for all to hear. Children being sent off to seminaries because it'd be a great coup to have a priest in the family. Mothers in 'good catholic families' being turned into brood mares for the church and staying permanently pregnant till menopause. People being made feel 'guilt' over perfectly natural feelings over which they had no control.

    That's all I can think of for the moment. In no particular order of disgusting. Which do you miss most?
    Go read the Constituion. Roman Catholicism has a special place and its traditional heritage is to be respected.


  • #566
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Jesus lads.


  • #567
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Lastlight. wrote: »
    Go read the Constituion. Roman Catholicism has a special place and its traditional heritage is to be respected.

    Well of course it does. It was written by Devalera and a bishop.

    You know the great thing about constitutions? They can be changed. Remember that territorial claim on Northern Ireland we used to have?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amendments_to_the_Constitution_of_Ireland ;)


  • #568
    feargale
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,639 ✭✭✭feargale


    Lastlight. wrote: »
    Go read the Constituion. Roman Catholicism has a special place and its traditional heritage is to be respected.

    Get yourself an up to date copy of the Constitution,


  • #569
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Lastlight. wrote: »
    Go read the Constituion. Roman Catholicism has a special place and its traditional heritage is to be respected.

    Respected? So everything in that list was OK?


  • #570
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    She has crazy in her eyes. Gowlbag.


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  • #571
    P_1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    Lastlight. wrote: »
    Go read the Constituion. Roman Catholicism has a special place and its traditional heritage is to be respected.

    Crikey, we're back in 1973 lads. I knew growing those Wolverine sideburns was a mad idea. Somebody fetch me a copy of the Racing Post immediately!


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