Men!

I use an electric razor. It's clogged up with hair, though, and does a half arsed job but it's good enough for me. Gives me a nice sexy 5 o clock shadow

Shoot a laser in your face, it works, I heard.

Real men don't shave

I save a fortune on blades, I don't shave

#beardmasterrace

I like my hair to grow free and wild

I have an even better trick, I simply tell the missus I'm out of blades, mysterious wheels are set in motion and the next day, as if by magic, blades appear from somewhere which I then proceed to ignore for a week or so until I start to look like a suicide bomber and all sexual contact is refused.
It's at this point, I open the new blades and the whole cycle starts over.
No jeans need ever be harmed.
PS: I'm still boycotting gillete (or more accurately forcing my missus to boycott them!) over the whole thiery henry fiasco, cheating french cúnt that he is.

orangesoda wrote: »

i like a woman with hair, our ancestors had no problem getting erections with hairy women for millions of years did they?

Our ancient ancestors were indeed hairy ape yokes for a long time [300,000BC], but after they lost most of their body hair they were still humping each other in their early teens just after puberty.
Women have been shaving since at least 30,000BC and we have evidence that women from 4000 BC were removing hair with cream.

How far back are we going here? Because millions of years ago my ancestors loved sexy amoebic blobs.

mad muffin wrote: »

I couldn't grow a bear to save my life. I can't get past the itching and if I could I have too many bald spots.

It's not the worst thing that could happen. The clean-shaven look is one that tends to work for most people, and is seen as more professional in work environments. Unless your job is in a computer game shop, where the neckbeard, black t-shirt, baggy ill-fitting jeans is considered de rigueur.

Can of lynx and a lighter