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Men!

mad muffin

And women what shave.

If you're like me and find that after three shaves the disposable blade starts to rip your face off (or legs) and find the cost of these disposable shavers too much to bear.

I bring you your salvation

I tried it this morning and it works, it really works

So I would like to say a big FÛCK YOU Gillette. I ain't spending a fortune on your razors no more :pac:

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SteelyDanJalapeno

What?

turnikett1

I use an electric razor. It's clogged up with hair, though, and does a half arsed job but it's good enough for me. Gives me a nice sexy 5 o clock shadow

Celly Smunt

I do this, be careful after a while though the blade sometimes thins unevenly and takes lumps out of you.

Gotham

Shoot a laser in your face, it works, I heard.

Grayson

I bought a Razor Pit after I saw people here discussing them. It's great. Admittidly I'm pretty much paying for the denim solution you posted, but I like it.

Mr. CooL ICE

Real men don't shave

frozenfrozen

Or go with DE blades and actually cut the hairs

Celly Smunt

LordChessington wrote: »

Real men don't shave

Yes they do, boys don't shave.

goz83

Im too lazy for that. Take my money gillette.

danniemcq

I save a fortune on blades, I don't shave

#beardmasterrace

4zn76tysfajdxp

LordChessington wrote: »

Real men don't shave

I always imagine that the people who say this have massive neckbeards down to their chest and big rosy cheeks.

mad muffin

Gotham wrote: »

Shoot a laser in your face, it works, I heard.

I ain't no Super Man :rolleyes:

http://youtu.be/cvkDcrbLP2s

Why can I not embed this?

kneemos

Been using it for a couple of years now,it works.

hairyprincess

I like my hair to grow free and wild

[Deleted User]

We need Dollar Shave Club.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI

KTRIC

Theres two types of people in this world, those with beards and women !!

Which are you OP, WHICH ARE YOU !!

Davarus Walrus

Emmy Tiny Talc wrote: »

I always imagine that the people who say this have massive neckbeards down to their chest and big rosy cheeks.

Absolutely. The idea that a beard makes you more manly is a preposterous idea. You just don't shave for two weeks and it's there. And most of the beards you'd see around Dublin these days are hideous. Overweight men with neckbeards and flannel shirts. Chances of scoring with a real woman < 0.1%

sbsquarepants

I have an even better trick, I simply tell the missus I'm out of blades, mysterious wheels are set in motion and the next day, as if by magic, blades appear from somewhere which I then proceed to ignore for a week or so until I start to look like a suicide bomber and all sexual contact is refused.
It's at this point, I open the new blades and the whole cycle starts over.
No jeans need ever be harmed.
PS: I'm still boycotting gillete (or more accurately forcing my missus to boycott them!) over the whole thiery henry fiasco, cheating french cúnt that he is.

mad muffin

KTRIC wrote: »

Theres two types of people in this world, those with beards and women !!

Which are you OP, WHICH ARE YOU !!

Hello. My name is Conchita Wurst. :pac:

orangesoda

i like a woman with hair, our ancestors had no problem getting erections with hairy women for millions of years did they?

dodderangler

Emmy Tiny Talc wrote: »

I always imagine that the people who say this have massive neckbeards down to their chest and big rosy cheeks.

Well Santa is THE MAN!

KTRIC

mad muffin wrote: »

Hello. My name is Conchita Wurst. :pac:

HEAD ............ BLOWN !! :eek:

stimpson

orangesoda wrote: »

i like a woman with hair, our ancestors had no problem getting erections with hairy women for millions of years did they?

You like hairy women who get erections?

You know they're really men, right?

Gotham

orangesoda wrote: »

i like a woman with hair, our ancestors had no problem getting erections with hairy women for millions of years did they?

Our ancient ancestors were indeed hairy ape yokes for a long time [300,000BC], but after they lost most of their body hair they were still humping each other in their early teens just after puberty.
Women have been shaving since at least 30,000BC and we have evidence that women from 4000 BC were removing hair with cream.

How far back are we going here? Because millions of years ago my ancestors loved sexy amoebic blobs.

mad muffin

I couldn't grow a beard to save my life. I can't get past the itching and if I could I have too many bald spots.

orangesoda

Gotham wrote: »

Our ancient ancestors were indeed hairy ape yokes for a long time [300,000BC], but after they lost most of their body hair they were still humping each other in their early teens just after puberty.
Women have been shaving since at least 30,000BC and we have evidence that women from 4000 BC were removing hair with cream.

How far back are we going here? Because millions of years ago my ancestors loved sexy amoebic blobs.

i was just thinking of the celts and vikings, etc, they had no time to be sitting trimming their minges

D1stant

mad muffin wrote: »

I couldn't grow a bear to save my life. I can't get past the itching and if I could I have too many bald spots.

Bears are notoriously difficult. Try a badger first

Davarus Walrus

mad muffin wrote: »

I couldn't grow a bear to save my life. I can't get past the itching and if I could I have too many bald spots.

It's not the worst thing that could happen. The clean-shaven look is one that tends to work for most people, and is seen as more professional in work environments. Unless your job is in a computer game shop, where the neckbeard, black t-shirt, baggy ill-fitting jeans is considered de rigueur.

Barely There

I get 2 months out of my blades using a razorpit

suicide_circus

Can of lynx and a lighter