Men!

mad muffin

And women what shave.

If you're like me and find that after three shaves the disposable blade starts to rip your face off (or legs) and find the cost of these disposable shavers too much to bear.

I bring you your salvation

I tried it this morning and it works, it really works

So I would like to say a big FÛCK YOU Gillette. I ain't spending a fortune on your razors no more :pac:

SteelyDanJalapeno

What?

turnikett1

I use an electric razor. It's clogged up with hair, though, and does a half arsed job but it's good enough for me. Gives me a nice sexy 5 o clock shadow

Celly Smunt

I do this, be careful after a while though the blade sometimes thins unevenly and takes lumps out of you.

Gotham

Shoot a laser in your face, it works, I heard.

Grayson

I bought a Razor Pit after I saw people here discussing them. It's great. Admittidly I'm pretty much paying for the denim solution you posted, but I like it.

Mr. CooL ICE

Real men don't shave

frozenfrozen

Or go with DE blades and actually cut the hairs

Celly Smunt

LordChessington wrote: »

Real men don't shave

Yes they do, boys don't shave.

goz83

Im too lazy for that. Take my money gillette.

danniemcq

I save a fortune on blades, I don't shave

#beardmasterrace

4zn76tysfajdxp

LordChessington wrote: »

Real men don't shave

I always imagine that the people who say this have massive neckbeards down to their chest and big rosy cheeks.

mad muffin

Gotham wrote: »

Shoot a laser in your face, it works, I heard.

I ain't no Super Man :rolleyes:

http://youtu.be/cvkDcrbLP2s

Why can I not embed this?

kneemos

Been using it for a couple of years now,it works.

hairyprincess

I like my hair to grow free and wild

We need Dollar Shave Club.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI

KTRIC

Theres two types of people in this world, those with beards and women !!

Which are you OP, WHICH ARE YOU !!

Davarus Walrus

Emmy Tiny Talc wrote: »

I always imagine that the people who say this have massive neckbeards down to their chest and big rosy cheeks.

Absolutely. The idea that a beard makes you more manly is a preposterous idea. You just don't shave for two weeks and it's there. And most of the beards you'd see around Dublin these days are hideous. Overweight men with neckbeards and flannel shirts. Chances of scoring with a real woman < 0.1%

sbsquarepants

I have an even better trick, I simply tell the missus I'm out of blades, mysterious wheels are set in motion and the next day, as if by magic, blades appear from somewhere which I then proceed to ignore for a week or so until I start to look like a suicide bomber and all sexual contact is refused.
It's at this point, I open the new blades and the whole cycle starts over.
No jeans need ever be harmed.
PS: I'm still boycotting gillete (or more accurately forcing my missus to boycott them!) over the whole thiery henry fiasco, cheating french cúnt that he is.

mad muffin

KTRIC wrote: »

Theres two types of people in this world, those with beards and women !!

Which are you OP, WHICH ARE YOU !!

Hello. My name is Conchita Wurst. :pac:

orangesoda

i like a woman with hair, our ancestors had no problem getting erections with hairy women for millions of years did they?

dodderangler

Emmy Tiny Talc wrote: »

I always imagine that the people who say this have massive neckbeards down to their chest and big rosy cheeks.

Well Santa is THE MAN!

KTRIC

mad muffin wrote: »

Hello. My name is Conchita Wurst. :pac:

HEAD ............ BLOWN !! :eek:

stimpson

orangesoda wrote: »

i like a woman with hair, our ancestors had no problem getting erections with hairy women for millions of years did they?

You like hairy women who get erections?

You know they're really men, right?

Gotham

orangesoda wrote: »

i like a woman with hair, our ancestors had no problem getting erections with hairy women for millions of years did they?

Our ancient ancestors were indeed hairy ape yokes for a long time [300,000BC], but after they lost most of their body hair they were still humping each other in their early teens just after puberty.
Women have been shaving since at least 30,000BC and we have evidence that women from 4000 BC were removing hair with cream.

How far back are we going here? Because millions of years ago my ancestors loved sexy amoebic blobs.

mad muffin

I couldn't grow a beard to save my life. I can't get past the itching and if I could I have too many bald spots.

orangesoda

Gotham wrote: »

Our ancient ancestors were indeed hairy ape yokes for a long time [300,000BC], but after they lost most of their body hair they were still humping each other in their early teens just after puberty.
Women have been shaving since at least 30,000BC and we have evidence that women from 4000 BC were removing hair with cream.

How far back are we going here? Because millions of years ago my ancestors loved sexy amoebic blobs.

i was just thinking of the celts and vikings, etc, they had no time to be sitting trimming their minges

D1stant

mad muffin wrote: »

I couldn't grow a bear to save my life. I can't get past the itching and if I could I have too many bald spots.

Bears are notoriously difficult. Try a badger first

Davarus Walrus

mad muffin wrote: »

I couldn't grow a bear to save my life. I can't get past the itching and if I could I have too many bald spots.

It's not the worst thing that could happen. The clean-shaven look is one that tends to work for most people, and is seen as more professional in work environments. Unless your job is in a computer game shop, where the neckbeard, black t-shirt, baggy ill-fitting jeans is considered de rigueur.

Barely There

I get 2 months out of my blades using a razorpit

suicide_circus

Can of lynx and a lighter

The Backwards Man

What type of person uses a disposable razor more than once?

mad muffin

The Backwards Man wrote: »

What type of person uses a disposable razor more than once?

The type that isn't called McMoneybags.

Each blade is like €2 :eek:

orangesoda

The Backwards Man wrote: »

What type of person uses a disposable razor more than once?

i make mine last a month

The Backwards Man

mad muffin wrote: »

The type that isn't called McMoneybags.

Each blade is like €2 :eek:

Sure you'd have to pay a barber more than that.

mad muffin

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Sure you'd have to pay a barber more than that.

I haven't payed to get my hair cut for 14 years. My wife cuts my hair

The Backwards Man

mad muffin wrote: »

I haven't payed to get my hair cut for 14 years. My wife cuts my hair

I'll go one better, I cut my own hair, saves the expense of having a wife.

Ihatecuddles

The Backwards Man wrote: »

What type of person uses a disposable razor more than once?

I used to use them for months! Then I got an epilator and now I pull every body hair out from the neck down, one at a time, very slowly.

mad muffin

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'll go one better, I cut my own hair, saves the expense of having a wife.

Is this you?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=90318922&postcount=827

This is me

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=90320564&postcount=828

Ishmael

Invest in a double-edge Razor. It is far cheaper in the long run as the blades are much cheaper. It's €20-€40 for 100 blades which would last you the best part of a year if not longer. Shave quality is about the same or slightly better than shaving with a cartridge razor.

Wazdakka

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oak5548

mad muffin wrote: »

And women what shave.

If you're like me and find that after three shaves the disposable blade starts to rip your face off (or legs) and find the cost of these disposable shavers too much to bear.

Disposable shavers only cost about €3-5 for 5 of them .
I throw them out after each shave. Couldnt use them more than once.

Its cheap enough imo.

jimgoose

Gods-damn you, King C. Gillette! Theirs is the only advertising to which I am not immune. I use a Fusion razor, and it is excellent. In a moment's brief rebellion against the bowel-evacuating price of the cartridges I returned to a Mach-3 last year and was stunned at how crap it was compared to the five-blade job. I do, however, keep an old toothbrush handy for cleaning between the blades after each shave. That knocks a bit more life out of 'em. :cool:

mad muffin

Ishmael wrote: »

Invest in a double-edge Razor. It is far cheaper in the long run as the blades are much cheaper. It's €20-€40 for 100 blades which would last you the best part of a year if not longer. Shave quality is about the same or slightly better than shaving with a cartridge razor.

Aren't they quit tricky to use compared to the safety razors? More chance of cutting yourself?

Wazdakka wrote: »

I store all of my razors, knives and other edged utensils inside a miniature pyramid.

That's right people..
You too can own perfectly sharp implements all of the time!

All it takes is a little known trick that's as old as the Pharaohs.

Using the solid and grounding principles of.....
Science!!
And.. the unique trigonometric power of the pyramid..

This method guarantees* absolutely perfect sharp edges. Every time!!

All of this can be yours now!!
For the low low price of 8 payments at €53.99...

Just €53.99 for all of that secret power you ask?
"Why i spend at least that much on razors and sharpening stones every month" you might say...

But Wait!!
There's more!!

If you order now,
for this limited time offer, we will include a copy of the number one best-selling book on pyramid energies..

This book will Change your life..

But don't take my word for it..
Just look at these happy and satisfied customers!

1 . " I don't know how I ever survived without the secrets of the pyramid" Geoff..

2 . "It's like I can feel the power of egypt... It's neat!" Margaret.


3 . "People both fear and respect my control of pyramid power" . Charles

Stocks are limited..
Avoid disappointment order today!


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Still, my old jeans are cheaper :P

oak5548 wrote: »

Disposable shavers only cost about €3-5 for 5 of them .
I throw them out after each shave. Couldnt use them more than once.

Its cheap enough imo.

I tried those but found them too rough for my delicate skin

jimgoose

mad muffin wrote: »

Aren't they quit tricky to use compared to the safety razors? More chance of cutting yourself?...

That reminds me - some lovely kit here:

http://www.shaving.ie/

cloud493

They sell good razors in the euro shops though.

Ishmael

mad muffin wrote: »

Aren't they quit tricky to use compared to the safety razors? More chance of cutting yourself?

Personally speaking, i found they are pretty much the same to use as cartridge razors. I've heard that it can take people with more sensitive skin a little while longer for their skin to acclimatize itself to using them, but once you have used them for a little while, there is no difference in terms of shaving difficulty.

Correct me if i am wrong but i believe safety razors and double edge razors are the same thing unless you mean cartridge razors?

In terms of cutting yourself, the first few times you use it and the odd time thereafter you might nick yourself but it is nothing a bit of cold water and / or aftershave can't sort out . Maybe some Alum salt if you went all freddy kruger on your face.

I highly recommend them if you are prone to ingrown hairs from shaving. That was the main reason i switched to them and have not had one since.

Temptamperu

Yeah i have been on this game for a while, I cant remember the last time i bought razors.

J_E

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

It's not the worst thing that could happen. The clean-shaven look is one that tends to work for most people, and is seen as more professional in work environments. Unless your job is in a computer game shop, where the neckbeard, black t-shirt, baggy ill-fitting jeans is considered de rigueur.

Why do you feel the urge to sneer at something/someone with every second post you make? It's a rather distasteful superiority complex that you seem to harvest, at least through an online persona. A very unprofessional trait too, I would wager.

mad muffin

Cydoniac wrote: »

Why do you feel the urge to sneer at something/someone with every second post you make? It's a rather distasteful superiority complex that you seem to harvest, at least through an online persona. A very unprofessional trait too, I would wager.

Ah he's just messing.

strobe

Cydoniac wrote: »

Why do you feel the urge to sneer at something/someone with every second post you make? It's a rather distasteful superiority complex that you seem to harvest, at least through an online persona. A very unprofessional trait too, I would wager.

No prizes for guessing where you work.