Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread Summer 2014 - Mod Warning post #6893

Devilman40k · 09-05-2014 10:34PM

brevity wrote: »

I'll never look at Michelle Pfeiffer the same way again. Teenage fantasy ruined.

She wasn't in The Dark Knight Rises....you're safe

shamrock55 · 09-05-2014 10:35PM

I found myself daydreaming earlier that west ham beat city and we won the prem, christ the feeling was unreal for that split second, why do i do it to myself because i know deep down it wont happen

5starpool · 09-05-2014 10:37PM

shamrock55 wrote: »

I found myself daydreaming earlier that west ham beat city and we won the prem, christ the feeling was unreal for that split second, why do i do it to myself because i know deep down it wont happen

Only deep down?

We have a 5% chance probably, which is more than 18 of the teams in the premier league, but still only a slim one.

5starpool · 09-05-2014 10:39PM

New promising youth signed up.

http://www.foxsports.com.au/football/melbourne-youngster-jake-brimmer-16-signs-threeyeardeal-with-english-premier-league-giants-liverpool/story-e6frf423-1226912371524

OwaynOTT · 09-05-2014 10:47PM

All this talk of Sahko and Skrtel and our defensive woes, the defence isn't shoite but rather:

Who wants to attack boys?

I'm in.

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Put me down for that.

I'm on my way.

Me of course!

Me too please.

Mark me down for that.

We all would like to be involved in attack.

Great! Who's for defending so?

You want us to defend, your kidding right?

Lol, defending.
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And he asked us to defend!
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FFS lads!

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No wait I get it now, defending lol.

Sorry for all the pics

, I'm a sap?

brevity · 09-05-2014 10:49PM

MTSC affiliated with the SAP.

Kerrigooney · 09-05-2014 10:50PM

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Are the saps dying or what? We can metamorphosis into the Transfer Muppitry Saps or the World Cup Match Thread Saps. It's time to expand and grow, we need to be always growing.

No,my friend,not dying. The Pandasap hibernates during the Summer and awakes from its slumber in August,fresh and invigorated, ready for the many challenges a new season of being the worst fans in the history of sport brings.

So rest my friend. Become a Lesser Spotted Pandasap.

GotTheTshirt · 09-05-2014 10:50PM

Will you mind these lads, I'll light them on Sunday morning.

mike65 · 09-05-2014 10:52PM

5starpool wrote: »

New promising youth signed up.

http://www.foxsports.com.au/football/melbourne-youngster-jake-brimmer-16-signs-threeyeardeal-with-english-premier-league-giants-liverpool/story-e6frf423-1226912371524

Its not much of a lean, I have say.

Devilman40k · 09-05-2014 10:54PM

mike65 wrote: »

Its not much of a lean, I have say.

With leaning that poor he'll never make it

Kerrigooney · 09-05-2014 10:55PM

^^^he's got stupid hair. I hate young people.

hefferboi · 09-05-2014 10:57PM

Fcuking septic hair.

hefferboi · 09-05-2014 10:58PM

Kerrigooney wrote: »

^^^he's got stupid hair. I hate young people.

I'm young people!

mike65 · 09-05-2014 10:58PM

Kerrigooney wrote: »

^^^he's got stupid hair. I hate young people.

hefferboi wrote: »

I'm young people!

We both hate you!

bah!

OwaynOTT · 09-05-2014 10:59PM

Kerrigooney wrote: »

No,my friend,not dying. The Pandasap hibernates during the Summer and awakes from its slumber in August,fresh and invigorated, ready for the many challenges a new season of being the worst fans in the history of sport brings.

So rest my friend. Become a Lesser Spotted Pandasap.

So we go into hibernation like the little guy on the left and come out like the guy on the right?

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I suppose but I'm still unsure, is there any way you could reassure me?

Devilman40k · 09-05-2014 11:02PM

Kerrigooney wrote: »

No,my friend,not dying. The Pandasap hibernates during the Summer and awakes from its slumber in August,fresh and invigorated, ready for the many challenges a new season of being the worst fans in the history of sport brings.

So rest my friend. Become a Lesser Spotted Pandasap.

Pandas do not hibernate.....we attack shopping centers and terrorize cities

But only when the season is over....

googled eyes · 09-05-2014 11:03PM

mike65 wrote: »

Its not much of a lean, I have say.

Dat youff hair fashion

Kerrigooney · 09-05-2014 11:05PM

hefferboi wrote: »

I'm young people!

You need to see a doctor about that. A psychiatrist actually. Sounds like you have a split personality. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

Kerrigooney · 09-05-2014 11:09PM

OwaynOTT wrote: »

So we go into hibernation like the little guy on the left and come out like the guy on the right?

I suppose but I'm still unsure, is there any way you could reassure me?

Stop coming on to me...I'm a married man. Have you no shame?

Kerrigooney · 09-05-2014 11:20PM

I assume Henderson will be straight back in the team. Who gets dropped? Lucas I would think.

daithijjj · 09-05-2014 11:21PM

Kerrigooney wrote: »

^^^he's got stupid hair. I hate young people.

Some of the older ones lose the run of themselves too....:pac:

GotTheTshirt · 09-05-2014 11:21PM

Kerrigooney wrote: »

I assume Henderson will be straight back in the team. Who gets dropped? Lucas I would think.

You can take that to the bank I'd say.

Charlie19 · 09-05-2014 11:26PM

I didn't know OPR had been banned, I thought he just might of had enough of this forum. Its a pity because he offered a lot to this thread in particular and its another loss of a good poster.

Just to go OT.

I was watching Sky news earlier and I saw Tim Sherwoods interview, Jesus he looks a broken man and I think its a disgrace the way Spurs are treating a former player that has been a loyal servant. I never really liked Tim if I'm honest but I've enjoyed his interviews and admired his honesty since he took over from AVB.

Now back to the panda's.

murpho999 · 09-05-2014 11:31PM

Just realised that Sunday is the first time since 1989 that we go into the last game of the season with a chance of winning the title. (Please correct me if I am wrong, 1990 we won it before the last day!).

Really shows how well we've done this season. No need for doom and gloom.

OwaynOTT · 09-05-2014 11:34PM

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Stop coming on to me...I'm a married man. Have you no shame?

Shame, sir I do not know the meaning of the word for I am a classless Liverpool fan.

And Enrique response to Rodgers question from above.

Actual physical football in reality like? Ah no your all right there B-Rod, I'm busy.

Devilman40k · 09-05-2014 11:41PM

Looks like Rodgers and Hendo are getting new 4 year deals. Rodgers has all but admitted that the deal will be signed after Sundays game

Great news!

Augmerson · 09-05-2014 11:43PM

Kerrigooney wrote: »

I assume Henderson will be straight back in the team. Who gets dropped? Lucas I would think.

I imagine Hendo running into Anfield as the game just kicks off like Forest Gump. Tearing onto the pitch as the whistle blows. Straight back into the team.

Muahahaha · 09-05-2014 11:44PM

What do people think of tonight's £20m bid for Lallana, a fair valuation ? Soton are probably going to come back looking for £25m no doubt for the English premium.

Any love for seeing Xabi Alonso come back to us ? He's not young but offers that winning experience we need to recruit. Could get him for a song too if Ancelotti has plans for him.

Kerrigooney · 09-05-2014 11:45PM

daithijjj wrote: »

Some of the older ones lose the run of themselves too....:pac:

And Raul Meireles is looking very dapper these days too...

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Devilman40k · 09-05-2014 11:46PM

Muahahaha wrote: »

What do people think of tonight's £20m bid for Lallana, a fair valuation ? Soton are probably going to come back looking for £25m no doubt for the English premium.

.

Lallana is a cracking player and I'd love to see him at Anfield...but 20-25m for him is far too much. 15-18 is more like it in my opinion. Better value out there than that.

Konopylanka at 15m is a bargain when compared with Lallana.

Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread Summer 2014 - Mod Warning post #6893

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