Worst thing you've done on a night out?

JumpShivers · 09-05-2014 02:59PM #1

After a few drinks, of course.

I took a traffic cone home with me. Rebel, I know. :rolleyes:

Yours? Or a 'friends' story?

Green Mile · 09-05-2014 03:02PM

I managed to figure out ‘the one that was one too many’ ... and horsed it into me

Mint Sauce · 09-05-2014 03:06PM

I won't name and shame.

uch · 09-05-2014 03:09PM

Shat myself

monflat · 09-05-2014 03:10PM

Phoned an ex makin myself to b a right fool.
What a tool i was...

djk1000 · 09-05-2014 03:11PM

Surfed down the stairs on an ironing board at a house party. Slammed into the front door at the bottom, went through the door taking it and the door frame with me, doorframe dominoed into a front patio glass door and broke it.

Still proud of that one ;-) In fairness, the door frame should have held up.

Wazdakka · 09-05-2014 03:12PM

These stories so far seem.....
Tame..

It makes me not want to share some of mine..

wazky · 09-05-2014 03:12PM

My cousin.

jonnyfingers · 09-05-2014 03:14PM

Her name was Niamh..............:D

But more seriously on my last night out of college I ran out money so started poaching drinks in the nightclub. As a result I got hammered, nearly got in a few fights and the next morning I woke up in the hallway of my house wearing only my left sock. My room was locked and I had no keys, wallet or phone. I also found out I was sick all over the living room.

Eventually found my missing items scattered around the nearby vicinity outside my house, apologised to everyone I lived with and spent most of the day dying from a hangover while cleaning up the whole place.

Very ashamed of the whole thing really.

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller · 09-05-2014 03:16PM

Fcuked a chicken.

Backstreet Moyes · 09-05-2014 03:22PM

Fell asleep on a hedge.

Thwip! · 09-05-2014 03:31PM

Walked home, housemate was returning from her own night out at the same time. She called out to me, I turned around and just slammed the door in her face. Was informed of that the day after

Menas · 09-05-2014 03:31PM

Had a babysham.

eviltwin · 09-05-2014 03:32PM

broke my leg when my stupid heels went from under me, wasn't even drunk so can't blame that

donvito99 · 09-05-2014 03:33PM

I'm sensing a sort of pride here that wouldn't be tolerated/taboo in other countries.

G'wan Ireland.

Plazaman · 09-05-2014 03:34PM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Had a babysham.

Was that "Had a babysham" or "Had a baby, sham" cause the first is deffo the worst, toxic pish that it is.

mutley18 · 09-05-2014 03:35PM

Worst thing I have done to myself, someone else or the local community?

castletownman · 09-05-2014 03:52PM

Went home with who I thought was Kasey Smith (Ireland's Eurovision singer) but woke up with who turned out to be Conchita Wurst (Austria's Eurovision singer).

Know the one that's one too many kids.

Idbatterim · 09-05-2014 04:11PM

my bro and the lads used to walk passed one of our friends houses after a night out, they used to fill the driveway with the neighbours wheelie bins, the cars would be blocked in, they would be on the roof the the cars in the driveway etc, 30-40 at a time! the neighbours were going mad at the guy who lived there, as if he was doing it himself, he was the biggest victim!

Talib Fiasco · 09-05-2014 04:15PM

Came home empty handed

...forever calzone

Wazdakka · 09-05-2014 04:15PM

castletownman wrote: »

Went home with who I thought was Kasey Smith (Ireland's Eurovision singer) but woke up with who turned out to be Conchita Wurst (Austria's Eurovision singer).

Know the one that's one too many kids.

Ok... Well I had to google them..

Kasey Smith

Conchita Wurst

:eek:

x43r0 · 09-05-2014 04:19PM

Queuing for the urinal and had to get sick but the stall was occupied. I couldn't hold it in anymore and puked on a guys back but he had a heavy jacket on so he didn't cop it. When he left the jacks a bouncer spotted him and threw him out

Not my finest moment

the.red.baron · 09-05-2014 04:23PM

curled one out on the dancefloor

Alf. A. Male · 09-05-2014 04:23PM

On various nights out I have woken up...
-platinum blond with a black beard
-in the neighbour's house
-in London
-in the neighbour's car
-with a tattoo
-with a kidnapped dog howling in the kitchen
-with the kitchen on fire
-in the bath
-having quit my job in the pub
-on a train at the other end of the country
-with an angry girlfriend wanting to know why I'd brought a woman home and not happy with the threesome excuse
-with a black eye from the same girlfriend. God I miss that fiery bitch
-sitting up in bed with chips in my lap
-in the garden with all my clothes neatly folded beside me
-with the Sam Maguire

You know what they say, no good story ever started with "I was just having a salad....."

Talib Fiasco · 09-05-2014 04:31PM

x43r0 wrote: »

Queuing for the urinal and had to get sick but the stall was occupied. I couldn't hold it in anymore and puked on a guys back but he had a heavy jacket on so he didn't cop it. When he left the jacks a bouncer spotted him and threw him out

Not my finest moment

Great improvisation in that desperate situation though...we've all been there.

con___manx1 · 09-05-2014 04:32PM

got up on stage and completed the most sexual positions in 1 minute with another guy. our gfs were too chicken. We won 100 for the bar : ) 17 positions if I remember correctly.

wp_rathead · 09-05-2014 05:29PM

Took a piss in a queue to a nightclub in dublin.. dont remember it, but apparently i went against wall we were queueing by as we hadnt moved in ages- of course as soon as i start the queue begins moving.. friends saying i walked about 4 metres sideways still facing the wall.. luckily everyone else was too drunk to notice..

Ahh my vodka days

Menas · 09-05-2014 05:42PM

Plazaman wrote: »

Was that "Had a babysham" or "Had a baby, sham" cause the first is deffo the worst, toxic pish that it is.

Its the first.
I know, I know. I have been living with the sham ever since.

Cupcake_Crisis · 09-05-2014 05:46PM

Accidentally sent a tit pic to my mam

Menas · 09-05-2014 05:56PM

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Accidentally sent a tit pic to my mam

Your or someone else's boob?

Arthur Beesley · 09-05-2014 05:57PM

I took a **** on my mates missus.

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