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Worst thing you've done on a night out?

JumpShivers

After a few drinks, of course.

I took a traffic cone home with me. Rebel, I know. :rolleyes:

Yours? Or a 'friends' story?

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Green Mile

I managed to figure out ‘the one that was one too many’ ... and horsed it into me

Mint Sauce

I won't name and shame.

uch

Shat myself

monflat

Phoned an ex makin myself to b a right fool.
What a tool i was...

djk1000

Surfed down the stairs on an ironing board at a house party. Slammed into the front door at the bottom, went through the door taking it and the door frame with me, doorframe dominoed into a front patio glass door and broke it.

Still proud of that one ;-) In fairness, the door frame should have held up.

Wazdakka

These stories so far seem.....
Tame..

It makes me not want to share some of mine..

wazky

My cousin.

jonnyfingers

Her name was Niamh..............:D

But more seriously on my last night out of college I ran out money so started poaching drinks in the nightclub. As a result I got hammered, nearly got in a few fights and the next morning I woke up in the hallway of my house wearing only my left sock. My room was locked and I had no keys, wallet or phone. I also found out I was sick all over the living room.

Eventually found my missing items scattered around the nearby vicinity outside my house, apologised to everyone I lived with and spent most of the day dying from a hangover while cleaning up the whole place.

Very ashamed of the whole thing really.

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

Fcuked a chicken.

Backstreet Moyes

Fell asleep on a hedge.

Thwip!

Walked home, housemate was returning from her own night out at the same time. She called out to me, I turned around and just slammed the door in her face. Was informed of that the day after

Menas

Had a babysham.

eviltwin

broke my leg when my stupid heels went from under me, wasn't even drunk so can't blame that

donvito99

I'm sensing a sort of pride here that wouldn't be tolerated/taboo in other countries.

G'wan Ireland.

Plazaman

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Had a babysham.

Was that "Had a babysham" or "Had a baby, sham" cause the first is deffo the worst, toxic pish that it is.

mutley18

Worst thing I have done to myself, someone else or the local community?

castletownman

Went home with who I thought was Kasey Smith (Ireland's Eurovision singer) but woke up with who turned out to be Conchita Wurst (Austria's Eurovision singer).

Know the one that's one too many kids.

Idbatterim

my bro and the lads used to walk passed one of our friends houses after a night out, they used to fill the driveway with the neighbours wheelie bins, the cars would be blocked in, they would be on the roof the the cars in the driveway etc, 30-40 at a time! the neighbours were going mad at the guy who lived there, as if he was doing it himself, he was the biggest victim!

Talib Fiasco

Came home empty handed

...forever calzone

Wazdakka

castletownman wrote: »

Went home with who I thought was Kasey Smith (Ireland's Eurovision singer) but woke up with who turned out to be Conchita Wurst (Austria's Eurovision singer).

Know the one that's one too many kids.

Ok... Well I had to google them..

Kasey Smith

Conchita Wurst

:eek:

x43r0

Queuing for the urinal and had to get sick but the stall was occupied. I couldn't hold it in anymore and puked on a guys back but he had a heavy jacket on so he didn't cop it. When he left the jacks a bouncer spotted him and threw him out

Not my finest moment

the.red.baron

curled one out on the dancefloor

Alf. A. Male

On various nights out I have woken up...
-platinum blond with a black beard
-in the neighbour's house
-in London
-in the neighbour's car
-with a tattoo
-with a kidnapped dog howling in the kitchen
-with the kitchen on fire
-in the bath
-having quit my job in the pub
-on a train at the other end of the country
-with an angry girlfriend wanting to know why I'd brought a woman home and not happy with the threesome excuse
-with a black eye from the same girlfriend. God I miss that fiery bitch
-sitting up in bed with chips in my lap
-in the garden with all my clothes neatly folded beside me
-with the Sam Maguire

You know what they say, no good story ever started with "I was just having a salad....."

Talib Fiasco

x43r0 wrote: »

Queuing for the urinal and had to get sick but the stall was occupied. I couldn't hold it in anymore and puked on a guys back but he had a heavy jacket on so he didn't cop it. When he left the jacks a bouncer spotted him and threw him out

Not my finest moment

Great improvisation in that desperate situation though...we've all been there.

con___manx1

got up on stage and completed the most sexual positions in 1 minute with another guy. our gfs were too chicken. We won 100 for the bar : ) 17 positions if I remember correctly.

wp_rathead

Took a piss in a queue to a nightclub in dublin.. dont remember it, but apparently i went against wall we were queueing by as we hadnt moved in ages- of course as soon as i start the queue begins moving.. friends saying i walked about 4 metres sideways still facing the wall.. luckily everyone else was too drunk to notice..

Ahh my vodka days

Menas

Plazaman wrote: »

Was that "Had a babysham" or "Had a baby, sham" cause the first is deffo the worst, toxic pish that it is.

Its the first.
I know, I know. I have been living with the sham ever since.

Cupcake_Crisis

Accidentally sent a tit pic to my mam

Menas

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Accidentally sent a tit pic to my mam

Your or someone else's boob?

Arthur Beesley

I took a **** on my mates missus.